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    I never believe a thing they say, I usually assume they're lying... Especially if they're telling me that they make a good living. Some of them think that if they convince us they're rich, they'll get laid... Imagine that, eh?

    One time, though... this guy would keep changing what he did for a living. None were spectacular... He first told me he was retired... then he told me that he was lying and he was actually a truck driver... then he told me he was lying and he was actually a.... It was like, "Oh... you got me... hardy har?"
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    What I really find amusing are the guys who really are rich, but insist on lying anyway, to make themselves sound richer. And the success stories--"I started without a dime to my name, blah blah...".

    Worst of all, the guys who love to tell you what expense they will go to to put on a party. Flying in famous bands, flying the whole party to Miami, whatthefuckever.

    Just a variation of what my dad calls 'chestthumping', standard male behavior around attractive females, or groups of other guys who need to be impressed.

    Something about stripclubs really brings this out in people, though.
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    ^ ^ Good idea! I should try that sometime. How you reacted to the cheap guys claiming to be millionaire, is opposite from how I normally act(I usually pretend to be awestruck, when on the inside, I am rolling my eyes and yawning). And then your tactic has success, whereas my tactic seems to solve little except making me look naive/gullible when in fact I'm not. Thanks for the idea.

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    The best is I always tell them..."Hon..it doesnt matter to me how much you've got unless you are giving it to ME..I have a pussy, but if I'm not at least showing it to you...do you really care?( I work in a nude club)"

    I said this once to a guy bragging about his new $100,000 Lexus(rip off IMO but whatever) and he gave me the keys!! I laughed and congratulated him for at least being original..then gave them back and told him I'd believe him when he gave me the signed over pink slip. He did actually spend a bit of money that night because he thought i was cute and funny...little did he know I wasnt kidding!
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    we had a really cute, in great shape guy in his mid 20's come into my club ,he became a regular at least 3 times a week , he would rive up in a new jaguar, had a rolex on his wrist & really nice italian suits , then we found out ,casue he started dating 1 of the girls at work . the car was ( barrowed ) from his uncles dealer , the rolex was super fake$20.00 & the italian suits came from a freinds dad, that owned a store . this guy was unemployed 100% & sleped in his mom's basement in a couch . then we realized why this creep didnt valet his jag ( would park in an empty lot across the club ,couse it was free) , rarely drank anything & never tipped any of us.........

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    LOL @ the kid with the borrowed car and fake duds. At least that's entertaining

    Frankly, I don't care what a guy tells me, as long as he's paying. Of course it's more fun for me if he's got something interesting to say, BS or not, but ultimately I just want his money.

    I often respond the way cameronfl does when they start bragging (bullshitting) about their money. "Hunny if you're not giving some of it to me I don't give a damn how much money you have." Or something similar.

    I've also told guys who like to brag about their all-important jobs, things like "ok then I'm going to go work now." He: what? Me: "Well lawyers don't spend money on strippers so I'm going to find someone who does." That kinda thing has gotten me several VIPs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I often respond the way cameronfl does when they start bragging (bullshitting) about their money. "Hunny if you're not giving some of it to me I don't give a damn how much money you have." Or something similar.
    Yeah... any money that you have that you are not giving to me exists on a purely conceptual basis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinder
    You are a smart woman. Us guys who frequent your clubs are trying to impress you angels of seduction. That should be a compliment. because mant strippers are dealing with the demons of being a stripper, and when guys come along and try to impress you, those demons should vanish,.....do they?
    Umm...I thought guys went to strip clubs because the girls are paid to be nice to the customers. That's all it takes is a friendly attitude and cash. That impresses me every time.


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    ...on the flip side, what about rich customers who lie and play down their status/wealth for the game of it, they are cheap, whatever?
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I am surprised that strippers are surprised when they catch customers bullshitting. They are paying us for fantasy. Being able to pretend they are rich/powerful/famous/important is part of their fantasy
    I agree 100%. Customers can be anyone they want to be with me. I don't care enough to doubt them. It's their fantasy, not mine.

    (The one exception is pretending to be loaded and not giving me enough money - they can have that fantasy on their own time.)

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    I saw Bullet in concert....I think they think that screaming things makes them hardcore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ...on the flip side, what about rich customers who lie and play down their status/wealth for the game of it, they are cheap, whatever?
    No one "wins" in a strip club. Best to simply gawk at gash and leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Rule #1 of stripping: Never, ever believe anything a customer tells you to be true.

    Rule #1 of being a customer: Never, ever believe anything a dancer tells you to be true.
    The short version: "Never believe anything said in a strip club."

    The beauty of that law lies in violating it. It's why telling the truth is so incredibly powerful. I love violating that law. It's the ultimate in shock and awe. They Google you once and say, "Oh shit, he was telling the truth."

    I've made an entire SC career of always delivering on in-club promises. Always, every time, no matter what the cost, no matter what the situation, no matter what the dancer needs. If I say it in the club, she can take it to the bank. Every single f'in time.

    It works the same way here on SW, not only for the site itself, but for all the dancers individually. And anything else we all decide to do together. Not exactly a news flash, but the same principle.

    I'm a huge believer in the dancer always taking the lead. But honestly, I'm an even greater fanatic about always watching her back. Yeah, it's a deep, dark, inexplicable psychosis. Like I give a shit. She knows I always have her back. Always.

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    TOO, haven't I told you, you are the ONLY customer I've met like you?

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    Met this customer last night who claims:

    - He was worth $7mil by the ripe old age of 21
    - Has 50% ownership of the restaurant Silks (one of the best in our city)
    - Owns a black AMEX
    - Has a 'couple' of Mercs, Porshes and Lamborghinis... and TWO Aston Martins
    - He'll fly me up to Sydney to show me the "finer things in life"

    Did he tip me for my company or agree to a dance? NO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    TOO, haven't I told you, you are the ONLY customer I've met like you?
    Sweetheart, first of all, that's an incredibly sweet thing to say. Really. If I didn't know you better and admire every single thing about you, I'd say that was the finest SS I'd ever seen in my entire life. But you are a true class act. Like that's not already obvious to everybody else on the site.

    Also, Nic has always said exactly the same thing. And, as you know, I really do trust her in a way that's impossible to even attempt to explain. Like I ever have anything even remotely resembling any form of defense when it comes to her.

    So anyway, while I'm admiring how wonderful you are, what ever happened to StripperFest NYC in the fall? We could always do Christmas in the city. I had bowed out, waiting on the girls to throw a dancer-only SF before we picked back up with the blow-out tradition.

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    There are always those special over-the-top lies that just stand out.

    One dude told me he used to manage Nirvana and he was clearly not much older than me (I'm 25).

    Then there was the guy who kept insisting tha he was black and just got out of jail (because strippers are turned on by ex-con's right?). And he was clearly of Indian descent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevee
    Met this customer last night who claims:

    - He was worth $7mil by the ripe old age of 21
    - Has 50% ownership of the restaurant Silks (one of the best in our city)
    - Owns a black AMEX
    - Has a 'couple' of Mercs, Porshes and Lamborghinis... and TWO Aston Martins
    - He'll fly me up to Sydney to show me the "finer things in life"

    Did he tip me for my company or agree to a dance? NO.
    LMAO!!! I think that boy needs practice with his bullshit I would not have been able to resist just laughing at him, asking to see his black Amex, and laughing somemore when he couldn't produce it


    TOO, I told you the same thing in Vegas. No one is like that. Well I guess not NO one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    The short version: "Never believe anything said in a strip club."

    The beauty of that law lies in violating it. It's why telling the truth is so incredibly powerful. I love violating that law. It's the ultimate in shock and awe. They Google you once and say, "Oh shit, he was telling the truth."

    I've made an entire SC career of always delivering on in-club promises. Always, every time, no matter what the cost, no matter what the situation, no matter what the dancer needs. If I say it in the club, she can take it to the bank. Every single f'in time.

    It works the same way here on SW, not only for the site itself, but for all the dancers individually. And anything else we all decide to do together. Not exactly a news flash, but the same principle.

    I'm a huge believer in the dancer always taking the lead. But honestly, I'm an even greater fanatic about always watching her back. Yeah, it's a deep, dark, inexplicable psychosis. Like I give a shit. She knows I always have her back. Always.
    Good lord...when are you bringing your magnificant self to Ft Lauderdale so I can meet you...I just want to pinch you to see if are truly human!!! From reading your posts I can only assume you are a complex android programmed to do and say exactly what women want!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl
    Good lord...when are you bringing your magnificant self to Ft Lauderdale so I can meet you...I just want to pinch you to see if are truly human!!! From reading your posts I can only assume you are a complex android programmed to do and say exactly what women want!!!!
    A fully functional android, I assure you.

    You'd be amazed what growing up around adoring, strong, intelligent, beautiful women will do to you. Particularly when you adore them in return.

    Asking the dancers on the site if I'm real is probably a good idea -- there was a long-standing rumor in chat last year that I was a total invention.

    Anyway, since we're talking club style, I'll post a link to a discussion that Nic lead on blue about my in-club style:

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    Haha I just remembered something...A few summers ago before I started dancing, me and this guy Geek Joe were hanging out at a local dive-bar strip club. I was bored so I lied and told a customer couple(guy and girl together) really loudly that I lost my virginity when I was 11. The female customer was like "OMG I feel so sorry for you!" Haha in reality, I'd lost it much much later than 11...if anything, a little TOO late to the point that it was almost pathetic. I'd copied/ripped off the line from this pathological liar that my guy friend once dated. So yeah, I guess even I'm guilty of being a lying customer. (blushes)

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    As everyone here knows, Dancers asking customers about their occupation is a pretty typical question (immediately preceded by "What brings you in town?"). I am always truthful, replying "water quality biologist." I've only had one dancer openly express skepticism ("Yeah, right").

    Reading this thread, I now wonder if most of them don't believe me. My question is, why would someone lie about having such a geeky occupation?

    For context, I do buy dances, usually spending $200-$400 per visit.

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    I wouldn't question someone who said he's a water quality biologist. The girl who did probably just has no idea what it is, and immediately disbelieved it because you used too many big words

    I don't really care what guys tell me. I don't ask many questions. It only annoys me when some jerkoff tries to tell me how rich he is, and then makes me pry from his deathgrip the measly $10 for the ONE dance he bought as if it's the last $10 on earth

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    The other night a bunch of teenage guys came in and they were telling ALL the girls that they should get free lapdances and they'd introduce us to Hugh Heffner. Who is gonna believe that? Seriously? That had to be one of the lamest attempts I've ever heard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeBailey View Post
    As everyone here knows, Dancers asking customers about their occupation is a pretty typical question (immediately preceded by "What brings you in town?"). I am always truthful, replying "water quality biologist." I've only had one dancer openly express skepticism ("Yeah, right").

    Reading this thread, I now wonder if most of them don't believe me. My question is, why would someone lie about having such a geeky occupation?

    For context, I do buy dances, usually spending $200-$400 per visit.
    My reply to that would be "wow I'm a professional clothing relocation specialist", look at us go!
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