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    I wrote this in a bulletin on myspace earlier. , but thought i'd share my stupid night at work. It wasn't 'bad ' and it wasn't the worse. But ladies.

    I wore my panties on inside out during my FIRST set. If that isnt an omen I dont know what the fuck is.

    I didn't make shit tonight. Our club ( from what I can see ) is no longer really a weekend club. I think during the week with buisness men we are still hanging into that grand a night place. Weekends holy fuck

    A pin could drop in there. Everyone wanted to kill the next person. I think we are all on our periods to top it off, and some guy says

    " hey you look upset ... did i do something wrong "

    and holy fuck it unleashed the inner bitch.

    " wrong?! WRONG?! Fuck you didnt do anything WRONG you are just LAME and ontop of being lame I hate you. that's right I HATE YOU "

    now i really didnt hate him, but i found it amusing and its better to take it out on him rather then my bf lol

    I felt like I was 10 and screaming at my parents

    then some retarded mother fucker says " so your name is nikki...so hot..whats it mean"

    whats it mean?! it means and I do quote

    " you aint getting none from me tonight but i'll gladly take your money give an airdance and leave ..oh and smile "

    whats it mean? what do you think it fucking means you asshole. it means nothing..sorta like you.

    And im under total stress, im constipated and nothing is working including the salt water cleanse. I have horrible stomach cramps, Im basically broke from paying all my bills up and AND im leaving for FL this week with my bf !

    GOD HELP ME!

    speaking of which..those that live in FL should meet up if you are in or around tampa

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    Im sorry tart, I really didn't mean to but I laughed when I read your post. I dont feel this way about customers in general, but the ones that are just so full of shit - "man girl you dont even know who I am, do you, if you had any idea who you were talkin to, and how I got this money, damn girl....no I'm not gonna buy a dance cause then you'd see me as a customer and we don't want that, I'll pay all your bills girl but no I dont have any money on me tonight *sips cheap beer*..." And if I've stood there long enough to here the end of it I'm literally thinking in my head "I HATE YOU! You are why my job is hard because you are too stupid to know any better than to think you are a badass". I've never ever said it out loud (except for once, when this guy ripped me off hardcore) but it made me laugh that I'm not the only one that vents her anger like a 10 year old around period time.

    You should have heard me the other night when a girl told me my outfit was ugly and that everyone was talking about that outfit and how horrible it was and I would make no money in it. No wonder all of them were bitching at the end of the night they didnt' make shit while I counted my stack, they were too worried about what I was doing.

    Anyway, I'm gonna stop talking about myself now - and finish apologizing for laughing cause I'm sorry you had a shitty night! Just glad I'm not the only one who slips with an occoasional tantrum.

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    go read the blog i just posted. im on a hating frenzy. holy shit.

    I will say the shit out loud. try it sometime its priceless the face you'll get. say it all calm though and serious..let them laugh nervously waiting to see if its a joke and when they figure out its not and you are just staring at em go...

    and that's why i hate you.

    be that crazy bitch in a thong for an evening. its fun.

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    Oh sheesh, well at least you know weekends aren't for you. So is it just totally dead or a bunch of dudes and their gf's??







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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    ..let them laugh nervously waiting to see if its a joke and when they figure out its not and you are just staring at em go...

    and that's why i hate you.

    be that crazy bitch in a thong for an evening. its fun.
    Haa haahaa haa! That's what I'm talkin' about! <POW> Right in the kisser!

    Everybody has to get the truth out! So good for you--just don't do it all week!

    That's the hardest part of this job--holding back from a verbal smackdown on these fools.

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    Hehehehe, my good friend at work is pro at this, and she swears up and down that one little quip a night is enough to keep her sane.

    So she's dancing for some guy who buys one dance and assumes she must want to crawl indise his pants and hibernate there.....he says "Mmm baby, I think you liked turning me on, we could go over to the place I'm staying tonight..."

    She replies "I've had more fun getting f*cked by a donkey, and he was by far better looking, thanks for the offer, but I don't get turned on by maggots." Smiles, and walks away.

    Hehehehe.




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    Hehehhee, you screamed at him that you hated him, hehehehheeh. That's going to keep my giggling randomly all day.
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    yep i said " I hate you " ..and did that pouting kid face.

    CInn I heard it was like this all week. That friday was like a ghost town inthere.

    Hell im damn near convinced I should only work mid shifts too because the guys I attract and keep interested leave by 11pm because they have work the next day and are responsible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell
    You should have heard me the other night when a girl told me my outfit was ugly and that everyone was talking about that outfit and how horrible it was and I would make no money in it. No wonder all of them were bitching at the end of the night they didnt' make shit while I counted my stack, they were too worried about what I was doing.
    A bit off topic here-but WTF?? Are you talking about Friday night? If so, those girls need to see an optometrist! You have to show me who they are so one night I can *accidentally* bump into them and spill my drink all over their shitty outfit that they've probably worn every night for the past year and needs a good washing anyways.....I hate chicks like that!

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    Haha thanks Virgoamm! I don't know who the girl was, I'd never seen her before but she wasn't one of the best looking there and I was a bitch back to her.

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    You are? Oh gosh - me too!
    I love the vision of any dancer turning around "No there's nothing wrong. I just HATE YOU!" I'm laughing in public.
    Personally, I find that yelling at customer can make a headache go away.
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    ^ and ease the pain of cramps and a horrible childhood

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