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    Well, two mysteries have been nicely wrapped up at once for me, as of a few days ago.

    One was the question of who or what Robert the Fucking Doll was--some sort of predecessor for 'Chucky' in real life, right here in Key West.

    The other was why, especially on saturday nights when it would happen several times, there would be large groups of people down on the street across from me (I'm on the third floor up here), listening to some geek dressed in black robes with a lantern. Then they will all shout something out at once in the middle of the speil.

    Turns out the house 10 feet away from me--a spectacularly beautiful old example of Key West architecture--is the home of Robert the Fucking Doll.

    For weeks now I've been tempted to open my window when they all shout and shout something back, but now I have a better idea.


    "You little shit, eat my pizza again, will you?!! Where the fuck is my axe! I'll show you!!

    No...NO...put down that knife, I was just kidding, Robert! Please, don't! GET AWAY FROM ME---EEEAAHHHHHHGGGGRRHH!!!!"

    Then I could either allow silence to descend once more, or better yet throw a fucking doll out the window at them all covered with blood, or maybe with its head chopped off...
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    That's creepy man, of course the real story is better than that Chucky BS. I always thought those movies were blah...

    Paint bombs may be more effective.
    Wham a flashbang, in their direction and then play the soundtrack to Chucky.
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    I tried googling that.... cant find anything.
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    http://www.hauntedtours.com/Robert.html

    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeese...rtthedollb.htm

    http://www.horrorchannel.com/modules...artid=8&page=1


    Wow, it is an ugly little fucking doll, too--I never saw a picture until now--preferring to remain ignorant. The Artist House Bed & Breakfast is so beautiful, too--but I haven't seen too many guests emerging, lol...
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    There is a You tube video as well.

    Appearantly the artists wife's ghost haunts the turret room. Robert is said to haunt the attic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MInXwmYpBtI

    Djoser I hope that is not your place with the view from the turret room
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    The turret room is about ten feet away from me, in the house next door.
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    Man that's creepy. I highly recommend paint bombs - balloons filled with paint.
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    DJoser, that's a scary ass doll.

    Sorry, the sleepover's off. No caramel/vanilla swirl for you until you get rid of the wierdos outside your place.
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    ^^^ No no no. I'll drop by with some paint bomb making materials and we can all have a total blast. LOL
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    ^^LOL!! Okay, I'll reconsider if you're bringin' paintbombs!!
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    I wanna go play there now!
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    LOL I get out at 2 tomorrow, so someone swing by my place and I'll get some funnels and balloons, and paint. LOL

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    I saw a documentary on that doll. scary as hell, i have to admit. there's a raggety (sp?) anne doll that is supposidly cursed in my state (was owned by the warrens and kept in a glass case at their museum).

    but, seeing those tours must be funny djoser
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    There's no way I'll be able to resist fucking with them for the rest of the year lease...
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    Okay, so I opened this thread thinking it was a new sex toy/doll.

    But the story is cool on a Weird NJ level. Love this type of stuff.

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    ^^^^^I know, I thought the same thing. I was grinning just thinking about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    There's no way I'll be able to resist fucking with them for the rest of the year lease...
    the possibilities are endless! you could have sooooo much fun, i'm actually envious that you have close access.
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    eck...scary!

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