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    I'm leaving for my grandparent's in a couple of hours. TWO DAYS with my ENTIRE family in ONE house! They live on the beach and I brought my running stuff... I think I'm going to lose quite a bit of weight this weekend!

    ::clings to furniture::

    This sucks.
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    Oh wow LOL I'm so sorry to hear that? Are they THAT awful?


    Seraya.


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    Pull a "Borat" and say something really inappropiate and see how polite everyone is to each other.


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    No they're fine... But what do you DO with your family for THAT long? I wish I had a good excuse to back out last minute... Damn Paris, I wish I've seen that movie.
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    Sit at the dinner table dressed like paris' avatar and act completely oblivious.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ Now that I would pay to see.


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    Quote Originally Posted by seraya
    Oh wow LOL I'm so sorry to hear that? Are they THAT awful?


    Seraya.

    Well I'm glad I'm only with my Mom and Dad, The Empress, and my son, oh and our dog. Extended family.... bah humbug. 2 days in the same house? phew....

    For some reason Alice Cooper's House of Fire just came on... funny but don't think it's quite right. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Sit at the dinner table dressed like paris' avatar and act completely oblivious.

    Now that would be awesome!!!! Hell yeah I'd pay handsomely as well.
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    Well you could always out the family lesbian and the family cheater like my Mom did one year. ROFLMAO the silence was deafening!!!
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    ^WHOA! Sadly, there is no family cheater and everyone seems straight. They're too normal, bah.
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    Well at least you did not have to explain eating carpet to your mother. LOL Nah just the name of a tv show on SBS in Australia. Ahh whatever happened to my arty T&A channel.
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    Haha cherryripeboy try spending the holiday with my in-laws. Ugh Last year the hubby and I ended up walking out even till this day I no longer speak to certain family members of his. It was disastrous.

    Even now Im still embarrassed to tell the story *shudders*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    ^WHOA! Sadly, there is no family cheater and everyone seems straight. They're too normal, bah.
    TRUST ME that is a very very good thing.


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    ^^ I can understand. And people wonder why I'd rather not live up North or too far North even though I'd like it better. I wanna stay out of family politics.
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    Seraya, tell the sstttooorrryyyy! I want to hear it!
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    Bring beer to knock people out.

    Bring DVDs so people have something to talk about.

    They are family - they already know everybody's business!

    My family is awesome. We have no problem ignoring each other for a timeout and it is perfectly alright.

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    ah family.

    i love them. i do. it's just there are so many of them... all asking questions. i moved to another country so i brought it all on myself...

    hopefully i can sit near the booze arsenal...

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    Bring a flask to the table!! And don't bother trying to hide it.

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    My mother is a hardcore Evangelical Republican George Bush lovin' Southern Woman. I was thinking of bringing one my goth guy friends (a la Marilyn Manson), wearing a "Bush Lied" shirt.

    ...You know, just to spice things up.
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    ^^^^^Gotta spread that holiday cheer!

    By the way, I'm trapped in a hotel room with my Mom. She's been farting and snoring 8 hours straight but doesn't believe me when I tell her. I'm cannot sleep with the racket so I'm facing Thanksgiving with NO SLEEP! Oh, and I have the dubious pleasure of throwing her out and making her get a separate room in a few hours. Good times, good times.....
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    ^^ That's what tape recorders and camcorders are for Optimist!! If she gives you any shit tell her you'll post it on you tube! LOL. I am joking of course. Yes I have had my snoring recorded.

    Invest in a portable music player and earphones, they will drown out most noises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy
    Well you could always out the family lesbian and the family cheater like my Mom did one year. ROFLMAO the silence was deafening!!!
    Haha that I would have liked to see

    This thread is awesome sorry you guys who are dealing with all the mess are stuck.

    If it helps just remember that those crazy fools won't be around forever tho so get some goofy memories with them while you still can.

    I know I'm getting all old and sentimental on ya..
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    i'm kinda there with her....i'm going to visit the in-laws (thankfuly its just for dinner then we leave). when we moved up here we lived with them for a few months...i serioiusly concedered killing them in their sleep, mom kept the peace between us. got to the point where no one wouild talk to me, they'd relay things thru my husband. i'm so happy he always stuck up for me

    they were like..."she seems so unhappy, its christmas!" well, duh "she dosnt even want to be up here, you guys have her pets locked in the garage, dad keeps threataning to kill her dog, and her grandma just died." "she yelled at mathew today (13 yr old nephew whining like like a 3 yr old)" ..."mom, the only reason i have a relationship with the kid is becuase SHE insists on it, she says he needs a male influence in his live and SHEs the one who sugests he say over for the weekends and summers"

    OMG! i dont think i'll survive the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21

    ::clings to furniture::

    This sucks.
    Young lady you get your be-hind over here and in this van....

    Oh don't you stick your tongue out at....I will wipe that tongue OFF.

    Come here we're going to your grandparents...right...NOW *goes to grab arm*

    Hey, don't you run out on me. YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU GO DOWN IN THAT BASEMENT!

    BELLA! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. YOU GET YOUR BEHIND UP HERE RIGHTTHISINSTANT

    omg when I find here....stupid condoms.. "Never breaks" they said "Always ON" they said "Kills sperm" they said.... bet they can afford to chase down THEIR baby girl on thanksgiving day eve....

    BELLA WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ARE GETTING SUCHASPANKING.

    *goes through basement cabinets*

    THERE YOU ARE YOUNG LADY *Grabs arm....leads her out*

    YOU GET OVER MY KNEE RIGHT NOW *WAP WAP WAP WAP*

    Don't you cry
    OW! DON'T PULL DADDY'S LEG HAIRS YOU you ooooooooooooo you are so grounded! NO TV FOR A MONTH!

    *drags bella upstairs*

    Now you will GET IN THIS VAN *spank* you will STOP CRYING *Spank* and you will DO WHAT I TELL YOU!

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY AM I UPSET?" I JUST TORE UP THE HOUSE TRYING TO FIND YOUR CHILD TO GO TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE FOR A 48 HOUR LYNCHING ABOUT HOW GOD HATES OUR NON-MARITAL BUNDLE OF JOY....

    OH oh just walk away... you too? YOU TOO? well if you'd put down your COFFEE AND W magazine for 5 minutes maybe you'd HAVE a RING. Oh that's just beautiful JUSSSSST beautiful....


    lol I could do this for hours.... hahah it's like growing up!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    oh...btw my family isnt much better. but at least we're open with our hostility...and mostly just the lines to all the kids "you're all a big disapoinment, never done anything right", LOL love my mom though...shes so proud of everything i've ever done...and i've always done better than most of my cousins. college, good husband, 3 bedroom houise 1 acre of land...good life

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