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    Smiley Male drivers that speed...this should slow em down.


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    Default Re: Male drivers that speed...this should slow em down.

    LMMFAO!!! that was great, but I'm married to a stripper so seein tits on the road wouldn't even phase me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    LMMFAO!!! that was great, but I'm married to a stripper so seein tits on the road wouldn't even phase me.
    did she castrate you?

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    Default Re: Male drivers that speed...this should slow em down.

    I wonder how much they get paid an hour. I wonder do they woek in all weather condition.
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    Sorry to burst the bubble guys but I think the video was a gag. You'll notice the woman they interviewed was named "Heidi Svendson" which is about as stereotypical as you can get for a Dutch name. The kicker though was the cop. You'll notice his name was "Bent Koch"... or Bent Cock. Sorry guys, you've been taken. It's a cute joke though, I'll give them that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    LMMFAO!!! that was great, but I'm married to a stripper so seein tits on the road wouldn't even phase me.
    But Blade, those would be different tits!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    ^^ Then their nipples serve as glass cutters. Multifunctional. hehehehe
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    They should have use those nipple head lights. It would have been cute to see flashing lights
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    That was great... but uh there is some strange and scary stuff on that site...

    Warning involves breast milk and cats. You'll excuse me while I bleach my eyes.:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23beb6545
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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy
    They should have use those nipple head lights. It would have been cute to see flashing lights
    Yeah, night time speeding is an epidemic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy
    That was great... but uh there is some strange and scary stuff on that site...

    Warning involves breast milk and cats. You'll excuse me while I bleach my eyes.:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23beb6545
    I don't know how Japanese porn always seems to outdo itself, but it can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy
    That was great... but uh there is some strange and scary stuff on that site...

    Warning involves breast milk and cats. You'll excuse me while I bleach my eyes.:

    Ah yea, but it also has this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    Ah yea, but it also has this:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1bf7482ea

    Thanks for restoring my vision mate. lol
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    That's not porn guys, it's actually just an excerpt from a show with a segment about a kitten that was raised on breast milk.

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