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    So I have this new idea for clubs. All of the chairs the custys sit in are somehow connected to a main "operating board" where there are huge red buttons that correspond to the men in the chairs. Pushing the red button edjects the man, projects him upwards, while an opening in the ceiling occurs and he is tossed out that way.

    Oh yeah, and and in certain "select" chairs there is a hanging option, where a rope would come down from the ceiling to reinforce the need for men to tip (instead of being edjected, he gets hanged!!!! Yay! Public examples always seemed to work in the past, why not at the SC?

    Sorry. Am I disgruntled?

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    I love the idea of ejector seats!!!!

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    Hahhh yeah!! Oh, and don't ask why my dumb ass felt the need to spell "eject" with a "d"......??

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    Hahaha - brilliant, I must tell my boss, we are in the process of getting new chairs!

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    Awesome idea. You need to hurry up and put a patent on that!







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    Default Re: Edjecting Chairs

    Or, as in vaudeville days, employ someone with a hook to yank the undesirables out of their seats.

    Clubs have massage girls, shot girls, coat check girls. Can I be the hook girl?

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    Default Re: Edjecting Chairs

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Or, as in vaudeville days, employ someone with a hook to yank the undesirables out of their seats.

    Clubs have massage girls, shot girls, coat check girls. Can I be the hook girl?

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