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    I spent some time two nights in a row with a stripper (who claimed 4 years experience). On the second night she asked me, "What do you think of strippers?"

    Now, I don't ask personal questions, go to far past the superficial, and I rarely ask second questions on most topics. So, I wasn't being pushy for info, and didn't want any. She was more than willing to provide the mileage I was looking for (it was at Treasures), she new I was married, and what my limits were.

    I feel like it was a total curve ball, we were talking about the Rockets or something else meaningless at the time. WTF kind of question is that?

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    Maybe she was bored talking about the Rockets and wanted to turn the conversation towards sex and violence?
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    They're a great outlet for mental anguish as well as a reminder that sex is something you want, not a moral obligation. At a small cost per song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Maybe she was bored talking about the Rockets and wanted to turn the conversation towards sex and violence?
    I said Rockets or something... as much as I like to remember everything, some stuff slips through the cracks.

    I guess the more I think about it, the more I make something out of nothing. If I think about her, I think about the question shortly after, and it totally kills my hardon when I'm jerking off. I just can't put my finger on it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox View Post
    If I think about her, I think about the question shortly after, and it totally kills my hardon when I'm jerking off. I just can't put my finger on it....
    OK, that was a little too much info... but thanks for sharing.

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    During one of the "Dream Team" Olympic stints, a star U.S. basketball player (I think it was Karl Malone, but I'm not sure) was asked by a reporter from a foreign country where they didn't have basketball why you got two points for making a basket.

    On such a basic amongst basic questions about a game he made millions of dollars over his career for playing, the player was absoultely stumped on how to answer.
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    Dusted

    Please keep your comments on topic and non personal.

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    I am new here but,.....................
    I think she wanted to talk about herself or..................
    what she could do for you.

    what happened then?


    just a guess

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    i think they taste like chicken.


    i'm sure that response would have made for good conversation.

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    Default Re: "What do you think of strippers?"

    Well obviously the fact that it bothers you and kills your hardon says more about YOU than her. She was probably just trying to turn the conversation back to something sexy, or maybe to something interesting to HER.

    If thinking about the question "what do you think of strippers" kills your hardon, I think you've got some stripper issues to work out, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i think they taste like chicken.


    i'm sure that response would have made for good conversation.
    Quoted for truth!

    *puts the rest of his stripper sandwich back in the fridge*
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    mmmmmmmmmmmm *strippersandwich




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    LMAO @ "kills my hardon"...LOL

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