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    check this out. 29' bust 24' waist 36' hips

    that's just weird!

    That is my before measurment. I just started this huge workout plan with supplements.

    its funny though, i guess i have wide hips because im lacking ass.

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    ok.. my man says im not lacking ass... but i think so

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    Lol - I thought I was the only one with an oddly small bust measurement! Im 29/30 around the boobs, not sure about my waist, 23/4 I think but 32 around the hips. Sounds small but I have arse! Funny! :-D

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    stupid question...when you do these measurement are you supposed to measure the bust at the ribcage(band size) or nipple?
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    don't feel like the lone ranger ... my weird measurements are 51" - 25" - 35"

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    I wear a 32 b bra, but I've had my measurments taken and was told I'm 30 24 35, so I'm almost just like you. To me, I feel I look a little odd, not bad, just like I have the body of a 14 or 15 yr old. I hope to get implants one day, but can't worry about them now. Also my friends keep telling me to try the nuva ring because the three that are on it went up one or two cups. The funny thing is, I don't feel like I'm as small as I am. Not like I'm fat, but my friends who are perfectly slender say my clothes are too petite to fit them when they try 'em on. To me, we look the same.
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    you measure the ribcage right? Otherwise my bust is much larger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    The funny thing is, I don't feel like I'm as small as I am. Not like I'm fat, but my friends who are perfectly slender say my clothes are too petite to fit them when they try 'em on. To me, we look the same.

    i hear ya. Im a sz 0-2 (depends on the brand) But other friends that look smaller cant fit into my clothes!! I think its our shape maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer View Post
    you measure the ribcage right? Otherwise my bust is much larger
    Over your bra, the fullest part of your bust
    Smallest part of your waist (usually a little over your belly button)
    Fullest part of your hips (usually about where your wrists hang when your arms are hanging loose)
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    Yeah, you're not measuring your bust correctly. I read this thread and was like "NOOO WAY is her bust 29'!" As for your hips... dear, they are nowhere near remotely close to wide. You are like, perfectly proportioned

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    Well, a professional took mine, and according to her, my bust is 30. People can actually have the misfortune of beinfg that small
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    Bust over the widest part... which is most likely the nipple but not always.

    Waist at smallest part.

    Hips at widest part.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer View Post
    ok.. my man says im not lacking ass... but i think so

    I can testify you have a top 10 ass..of all time.

    And, I will go in the lottery for a 38 inch bust.

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    ok, then I am 38-29-36

    according to my measurements I'm actually a lot fatter then I thought since I'm a size 3....hmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer View Post
    you measure the ribcage right? Otherwise my bust is much larger

    No the fullest part of your bust. I hate to think how small my ribcage would be

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    Quote Originally Posted by tampadancer View Post
    Yeah, you're not measuring your bust correctly. I read this thread and was like "NOOO WAY is her bust 29'!" As for your hips... dear, they are nowhere near remotely close to wide. You are like, perfectly proportioned

    LOL - I measured correctly

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    44 long.

    ooooooh, nevermind.

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    Yeah, I'm like 32" bust, 26" waist, 36" hips (and a little bigger thighs, do you measure the thigh or the hip??? )

    Anyway, you measured the bust wrong cuz there is no way you're smaller than me cuz I don't have much in the way of boobies.

    I need to kick my workout regimen into gear. I haven't worked out but once or twice since I moved a month ago. What is funny though is I lost weight (muscle probably) BUT my clothing fit more loose. Before when I was working out with a trainer I gained about 5 pounds and my clothing was all tighter. I need to get my pole put back up and I'm sure that will get me started.

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    Ha. Weird ones here.

    36", 28", 41". I'm about 5'6.

    Tiny girl with lots of butt. lol. Although I have wide hips too.

    I wear a size 7 in pants but I have to get them all tailored because they don't fit in the waist. It's a pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox View Post
    44 long.

    ooooooh, nevermind.
    Bwhahaha you are so silly


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    There is no way you have a 29 inch bust

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    okay so i am 37 30 and 41 so yeah i have alot of but and curves too but i love them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    There is no way you have a 29 inch bust
    Me? Lol yes I have although its 30 on a good day! This is getting like a pantomime. No you havent, yes i have etc
    I usually lie and say Im 32 or 34 as most people guess that...

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    32-24-32. I feel straight up and down, like a little boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    Well, a professional took mine, and according to her, my bust is 30. People can actually have the misfortune of beinfg that small
    Where do you buy bras? My ribcage is 25" and my bust is 30.5". I can't for the life of me find a damn bra.

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