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    "If you have to ask, you can't afford it.." What's wrong with being responsible and really asking yourself this before any purchase, even if you can?

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    "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

    Thank God that's not always true!
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    Default Re: Old Sayings You Disagree With

    Ha, very true.

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    "Honesty is the best policy."

    lol, hate that one!

    "Can't turn a whore into a housewife"

    That one irks me. Why the hell would I ever want to be a housewife?

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post

    "Can't turn a whore into a housewife"

    That one irks me. Why the hell would I ever want to be a housewife?
    Soda through the nose on that one!!!!

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    "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

    Yes, be a doormat. Or lie. Or just sit there and stew as passive-aggressively as possible.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    "Even a broken watch is correct twice a day."

    Not if it's broken at 1/8th it's speed!

    "grass is always greener on the other side."

    I dunno... jail doesn't look that great from here.


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    "Why would he buy the cow when he could get the milk for free?"

    My mom used to say that when telling me to save myself for marriage. It really pissed me off. Since when am I a cow and since when is sex milk?! I told her he'd buy the cow if he loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
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    "Honesty is the best policy."

    lol, hate that one!

    "Can't turn a whore into a housewife"

    That one irks me. Why the hell would I ever want to be a housewife?
    I kinda like Honesty is the best policy. But I find it strange that you cant turn an whore into a house wife. When men love nothing more than for you to be a whore in bed.

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

    Yes, be a doormat. Or lie. Or just sit there and stew as passive-aggressively as possible.
    Well at least I am not alone on this one!
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    "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

    Thank God that's not always true!
    Thats because the wind blew it futher LOL
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

    I mean, really. Just undermines the whole pharmaceutical industry as well as the medical profession!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    "absence makes the heart grow fonder"

    bullshit. absence makes the heart grow absent, and lends itself to philandering.

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    "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt"

    *Words do hurt.....at least to me. I just learn how to handle it.

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    " Honesty is the best policy"

    BULLSHIT IT IS !!!!!!!!! Only experience will teach you this.

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    "The early bird gets the worm."

    Utter bullshit. What about nightcrawlers?
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    "Gotta watch out for number one."

    If you take care of the right people, they'll take care of you.


    "No pain, no gain."

    Give me a break. I've made plenty of gains painlessly.


    "Turn the other cheek."

    And get the shit beat out of you.

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    "The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

    So that must mean the road to Heaven is paved with bad intentions..........Holy Shit I'm IN!!!!!

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    "If you let it go and comes back to you, it was meant to be"

    Fuck that. Someone lets me go, i'm moving the fuck on. I don't have time for games. The hell with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    "Why would he buy the cow when he could get the milk for free?"

    My mom used to say that when telling me to save myself for marriage. It really pissed me off. Since when am I a cow and since when is sex milk?! I told her he'd buy the cow if he loved it.
    Haha, I always used to tell my parents "the same reason a woman will buy a pig for a little piece of sausage!"
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    OMFG, I just used this in a thread a second ago and I hate myself:

    "Mind over matter" or "If you put your mind to it, you could accomplish anything."

    Ummm, I doubt I have the power to conquer Newtonian physics. I'll get back to you, or not, if I'm ruling the world by then. Mostly, those sayings remind me of my utter slothefulness.....

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    "If you go ahead and let the devil ride, pretty soon he'll want to drive."

    It goes something like that I think. I could use a good devil tho for a designated driver every now and then....
    :p

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    "Don't cry over spilled milk"

    sometimes I really wanted THAT milk though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    Haha, I always used to tell my parents "the same reason a woman will buy a pig for a little piece of sausage!"
    GREAT comeback! I am totally stealing that if it ever comes up again.

    I never heard that saying about letting the devil ride. I know I'm taking it the wrong way, but damn. Is it just me or does that sound . . . kinda . . sexy?

    Lucifer: Hey Rose, sweetheart, thanks for the hitch, but you look awfully tense over there. Why don't you slide over & kick back in this here massaging back seat and let me feed you some grapes and rub your feet. Don't worry, I can steer with this. *wiggles prehensile tail"
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    hey hey...if lucifer came by in my car wanting to rub my feet...he can drive anytime!

    mine is "make new friends but keep the old." my mom wouild actualy sing when she said it. i've never been good at making friends in teh first place (psycho bitch and all ).

    and ther was my house rule..kinda a saying, "you can do whatever you want, just don't get caught." well duh! and i never was.

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    ^^^ Hey, I know that "Make New Friends" song! We used to sing it in Brownies. "Make new friends but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold."

    And related to your "just don't get caught" is a similar philosophy which I learned only recently . . . and LOVE: "It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission." Heh heh heh. (Maybe we should start a new one: "Old Sayings We Actually Kinda DO Agree With".)
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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