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    Okay - so it's my birthday and my husband has bought me a call-girl - literally - I can do what ever I want with her....what should I do?

    A little info: I'm bi-curious, but never been with a girl. I'm a little tipsy and feeling good, but should I actually be with her? Hubby says they are primo, clean chicks....but what should I do?????? I literally have no idea. Are my fantasies enough, or should I be worried about that?

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    ummm. i hope you don't catch anything. I think it's a bad idea, but it's up to you. If you aren't 100%, don't do it.

    oh, and what prompted this 'gift"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    oh, and what prompted this 'gift"?
    Well, I would assume because she's bi-curious and its her birthday...

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    You're a little tipsy? What is this a right now thing? Personally, I wouldn't... I'd rather be with someone for the fun of it, not because they're getting paid. Um, yea and the STD thing...
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    never mind - hubby says this is not the sort of thing you talk about on the internet... so he was just kidding and we are not up to anything illegal whatsoever....but if it was legal....what would you think? The girls are guaranteed to be clean....and I have to get tested myself beforehand.

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    Um, is she sitting there right now?

    Okay, as with all partners there is no guarantee, ever, that she is "clean." Keep it in mind and make your practice low risk. Remember, any high risk behaviour she does with you, she does with other people.

    Outside of that - ask her. She's the professional. She ought to know.

    Is your husband going to be sitting there watching? Because if he is, I'd want another present.
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    are you going to use dental dams, because if not, then it's not safe sex. And if a hooker is having unprotected sex with you....

    did you get a gift receipt?

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    I must be the only one here who's jealous. I think it's a great gift! For the record, you're less likely to get VD from a good call girl than from some chick you meet at a bar. So yeah, you should be safe, but if it were legal I'd say go ahead and play. Hookers are the best! There's no bullshit, you can just have a good time and part ways with pleasant memories!

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    huh. so, ...okay, I'm thinking this through. Sounds cool. I mean, we get paid to do a lot of things, some things we like, some we don't. So the important thing is to get a girl who you think actually enjoys her job. Are you thinking a threesome with you in the middle, like him deep throating you and her eating you out??? or is it just you two?

    not really being bi-curious, it's not like a woo-hoo thing for me, but I still think that's a pretty damned cool present. Plus points if he gets you two gigilos for valentine's day

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    Why pay for that when you can probably go find a mutual friend who is also bi?

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    now i shouldnt be confused considering that its all pretty cut and dry info. But I kinda am confused.

    is this for real? I mean I get the context and its a real likely scenerio unless you are sitting there typing this and shes hanging next to you...

    But i dont see shit wrong with it and I back what Yek said 100 %

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23 View Post
    Why pay for that when you can probably go find a mutual friend who is also bi?

    right, and you'd know that your friend was clean.

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    ^^ ^^
    Yeah...at least a good escort is regularly getting tested for STDs. My friends? Not so careful..

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    then there's all those std's that can't be tested for until there's an outbreak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I must be the only one here who's jealous. I think it's a great gift! For the record, you're less likely to get VD from a good call girl than from some chick you meet at a bar. So yeah, you should be safe, but if it were legal I'd say go ahead and play. Hookers are the best! There's no bullshit, you can just have a good time and part ways with pleasant memories!
    Seriously, I think it's the best gift ever too!!

    I'm buying my partner and I BOTH a prostutute for our last night as a 'single' couple.

    It's our agreement... for a wedding present he gets a three-some. And I get him to get a vasectomy.

    I am so getting the best end of the deal, here.

    I figure a prostitute is the BEST way to go... if it's someone you know, you end up with shitty emotional problems and attachments and strings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laylas View Post
    ^^ ^^
    Yeah...at least a good escort is regularly getting tested for STDs. My friends? Not so careful..
    Not to mention - strings!! Your friend could get jealous.. want it again.. be upset... too much hassle.


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    I bought my man an escort for his birthday. It was the perfect threesome because she was incredibly hot and we never saw or heard from her after that night. I would do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMom View Post
    Okay - so it's my birthday and my husband has bought me a call-girl - literally - I can do what ever I want with her....what should I do?

    A little info: I'm bi-curious, but never been with a girl. I'm a little tipsy and feeling good, but should I actually be with her? Hubby says they are primo, clean chicks....but what should I do?????? I literally have no idea. Are my fantasies enough, or should I be worried about that?
    Is this for real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyMom View Post
    . so he was just kidding and we are not up to anything illegal whatsoever..
    Yeah. He's just kidding. You're not up to anything illegal *nudge nudge wink wink*

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post

    It's our agreement... for a wedding present he gets a three-some. And I get him to get a vasectomy.
    One threesome and he's clipping his manhood?
    My man here is getting seriously, seriously screwed.
    Better make it 25 threesomes with women of his choosing in order for it to equal a clip job.

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    what to do:

    I suggest trade recipes for baked goods...

    Or even... watch the news...

    If the mood strikes you, you could cuddle.

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    You should get her to do stuff that your guy won't do (if there is anything). Then he'll get all insecure about someone else pleasing you better, and will do anything you ask! Yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    You should get her to do stuff that your guy won't do (if there is anything). Then he'll get all insecure about someone else pleasing you better, and will do anything you ask! Yay!
    Awesome response Scarlett!

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    there's no way my husband would buy me a hooker. he reckons i can pick up plenty of hot girls all on my own, for free. guy logic. aint' nothin' like it.

    if you're too shy to go and find a lady to play with for free, then maybe i understand it... just be as safe as you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    did you get a gift receipt?
    For real. You might want to make an exchange. She might be defective.

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