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    Default I must be spending too much on my ATF

    So I visit the ATF last night, and she casually asks what I want for Christmas? I said I don't know, surprise me, but I assumed this meant she was hinting that she wanted a present for Christmas, so I asked, what do you want?

    She said, a car... At first I thought it was a joke and started to laugh, but I think she was serious! wtf? Anyhow, Santa ain't bringing a car

    I see her at most, once a week, sometimes less often, and maybe spend 4-500 each time.

    Anyone else ever had an experience like this?

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    Default Re: I must be spending too much on my ATF

    ^^^

    Just another reason to NOT have an ATF.

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    Default Re: I must be spending too much on my ATF

    That's funny! Sort of. (And my current fave really needs one, too! Oh, oh.) Recently a couple of gals have mentioned problems with their computers. Hmmm. Is this leading somewhere I don't wish to go?

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    Okay
    a) she might have been kidding
    b) it might not have been referring to you
    c) who cares if it was? If you want to give her a gift, give her cash in the amount of your choice. I mean, just because she was hinting she would like a car doesn't mean you are obligated to get her one. Geez man.
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    On the bright side now is usually a good time to buy a car, most dealers are looking to thin out their lots by year end, there should be deals galore for you to choose from.

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    Default Re: I must be spending too much on my ATF

    Hell, I haven't bought a dance from my ATF in about six months.

    I've been spending most of my stripper money out of town this year, although I'm sure the folks in Kansas City and Des Moines appreciated my business.
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    i don't know whether she's serious or not. however, girls will throw stuff out there just to see if a PL is retarded enough to bite. unsurprisingly, some of them do.
    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage
    Just another reason to NOT have an ATF.
    especially, if one is at the point of exchanging xmas gifts with a stripper. i mean, besides the fact that it wouldn't get her anywhere with me. i find it pretty creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    She said, a car...
    Stupid bitch. I mean, c'mon, be reasonable! She should have said PS 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    especially, if one is at the point of exchanging xmas gifts with a stripper. i mean, besides the fact that it wouldn't get her anywhere with me. i find it pretty creepy.
    Personally, and this is just for me, bending over the arm rest and fingering her asshole while I finish my cigarette would go a lot farther than some trinket.

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    ROTFLMAO......yeah, i can see your point.
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    Just think, like every other year, many many strippers around the world will be receiving cars from their ATFPL (All Time Favorite PL). They will go to sleep happy thinking that they brought a little X-Mas joy into the heart of their favorite chump, you know, the joy that fills a gentleman's heart buying nice gifts for his sweetie. And the PLs? They'll spend their 12 days of X-Mas slowly but surely coming to realize that they still won't be getting any tail... Man I love X-Mas

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    I thought the tanning bed was a combination birthday xmas gift. But the other day she slipped me a copy of an ad for one of those Samsung portable flip open MP3 players with the cute color screen and built in speakers. I asked her WTF cause I know she has a nice iPod. She replied that when shes with her friends she feels like shes being rude hogging the earphones and not sharing her music with them.

    Fuck that! Why should I care? Shes never invited me to one of her get togethers. I bet shes ashamed of me, thats why. Well, they can all just piss off as far as Im concerned.

    Uh, anybody know who has the better price...Circuit City or Best Buy?

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    Well, if that's her only real issue, just go buy a headphone jacks splitter at radio shack for a few bucks. Use the extra $$s to buy her something more personal.

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    X, actually I understand her get togethers at her apartment are rather large...like 10-15 people, they get drunk and watch pornos for a laugh. Since porno soundtracks are so cheesy, I think shes hoping to replace them with something more up to date that everyone can enjoy. I dont know if you can daisy chain a dozen head phone sets but I'll check into it. Maybe you can. But if they start getting amorous the tangled up cables could be troublesome

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    Oh, no, the amplifier in an ipod can drive a couple of pair of efficient headphones okay, but NOT a dozen.

    p.s. this gift your thinking of... you definitely deserve an invite to one of the pron parties for this

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    Well, shit. That wont work. Maybe I can just show up before the guests arrive, dress as a potted plant or some decorative structure over in the corner and sing the background songs. If they all get drunk quick enough, they might not notice the difference. I suppose a cheap voyeuristic thrill beats a sharp stick in the eye.

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    Jay, no kidding, bud

    She'll be on the job market next fall. Does someone with a PhD in English fit into your business plan? She is really smart and has charisma. Hell, I'd hire her for sales but unfortunately Mrs FBR is no dummy and would see through that in a hearbeat. On the other hand, if I fired my wife

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    Well, you'd probably be sad if she moved to Toronto, but:
    Department of English, Glendon College, York University

    The Department of English at Glendon College, the bilingual Liberal Arts Faculty of York University, invites applications for a tenure-track position in Linguistics at the rank of Assistant Professor. The English Department’s programmes offer students the opportunity to integrate the study of literature, linguistics and drama. Candidates must possess a Ph.D. (or expected by the date of appointment) in Linguistics or in English with a specialization in linguistics and demonstrable excellence in both teaching and scholarship. The successful candidate will be expected to teach introductory linguistics and phonetics/phonology, as well as advanced syntax and semantics/pragmatics. Capability to teach literary stylistics, discourse, or functional linguistics would be an asset. Given Glendon’s bilingual mandate, candidates must be able to participate actively in college-wide committee work in French as well as English. Responsibilities include teaching at the undergraduate level, graduate teaching and supervision, research, and administration. The successful candidate should be suitable for prompt appointment to the Faculty of Graduate Studies. Letters of application with a curriculum vitae and a writing sample should be sent directly to Professor Ann M. Hutchison, Chair, Department of English, Glendon College, York University, 2275 Bayview Avenue, Toronto, Ontario M4N 3M6. Date of Appointment, July 1st, 2007. Candidates must also arrange for three letters of reference to be sent directly to the Chair of the English Department. At least one of the references should address teaching. Application deadline: January 15, 2007. This position is subject to budgetary approval by the University.
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    You got to love smart women with balls and drive. But I still think you need to work yourself a spot into the pron party FBR.

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    Jenny I would be sad if she moved a significant distance away but I will pass the information along to her. Thank you for taking the time to post it.

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    I was kidding - that posting is for something pretty specific to linguistics, and the campus is mainly french. But if she is interested in Toronto academia I'll ask around. Then she can move here, and we'll become good friends, and she'll tell me all sorts secret compromising information about you, and I would subtly and discreetly let it slip into my postings.

    Maybe I'm overthinking this. I would never try to rob you of your girlfriend FBR. Although I did think it would suck to go out and get your PhD in English and then not teach with it.
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    Jenny you know I often dont get the subtleties of your humor. Winkies are free here, by the way LOL.

    She is going through some personal drama in terms of what to do next. Shes very close to her parents and really doesnt want to move far away if she can avoid it. Shes floating some possibilities with Ohio State, University of Cincinnati and a couple of universities in Indiana. Her specialty (thats not the right term, I know) is English Rhetoric so it all depends what they might have upcoming in that field.

    Obviously, I care where she winds up at but Ive tried to just encourage her to just get it done and then worry about where shes going to work. Shes only 27 and having a doctorate at that age is pretty cool. Truthfully, I dont see her fitting into the boredom of academia (not too many PhD strippers out there and I dont think she plans to quit dancing). I think she would do great in the private sector, but thats just me. Should be interesting to see how it works out.

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    I think I have a different idea about academia than you. Most of my friends are academic and I flatter myself that we are a funny and wildly entertaining bunch.

    As for being uptight - when I was working as an admin in a post-secondary setting I was once caught surfing stripperweb by my (female) department head. She told me I was a bad, bad girl, handed me a memo and never mentioned it again while I was still blushing and trying to think of some possible explanation for it.

    You're right though, that it could be awkward teaching while stripping. I actually get more and more paranoid every week that I'm going to meet either one of my professors or a fellow student.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    J I think she would do great in the private sector, but thats just me. Should be interesting to see how it works out.

    FBR
    She should be in some type of B2B industrial sales, or energy, or hardware, etc. Lots of margin for the sales person, lots of guys. She can use her rhetoric skills. Although I don't know if she's that smart or if you are simply that pussystunteddumb FBR.

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    She has the same concerns too, Jenny There have been several occasions where customers have come in wearing a tee shirt or jacket with her university's logo. Fortunately in all those cases it was a dad whos kid was attending that school.

    Miss D can be a chameleon when she wants to be. She knows how to play the game. But she also likes living on the edge in terms of flaunting the rules. Im not at all sure that she could conform long term to academic behavioral expectations.

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