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    Ughh, this stupid idiot tonight that I gave a dance for just couldn't believe that he actually had to pay me $10 for a dance I gave him!! He said I didn't know you had to pay for them, I thought you were just dancing for me. He claimed it was his first time to a stripclub and didn't know that you actually had to pay for the dances, that we dancers just go around giving dances for free. I was pissed and I mean pissed!!! I said to him in a very demanding voice, "you have to pay me for the dance", he then said no I don't, and I said "YES YOU DO!!!! YOU BETTER PAY RIGHT NOW, Do you work for free? Didn't think so, because NOBODY works for free, now pay me for my dance right now" He then tried to claim that he didn't want the dance. I said, you asked for it, your friend asked for it, now if you don't pay me for the dance, you see the bouncer over there, it's going to get ugly really fast otherwise, now PAY ME!!!!! He tried to pay me $5 (our dances are $10), I said "no, the price is $10!!!, so he coughed up $10!!! God, what a piece of shit!!! I told him to leave our club and to go to a regular bar where there will be no naked women and where there will be no women that hit on you or give you the time of day!

    Had to vent that tonight. I told one of my fellow dancer friends there and she couldn't believe I did that. She said "I wouldn't have the guts to do that". I said, he owed it and I was NOT going to let that idiot get away with it. Some guys in what they try to pull, like we're "stupid strippers" . I was ready to stick my heel into his balls if he didn't pay me. After that, it felt pretty damn good to yell at that piece of crap!

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    I had a guy try to hand me $5 for a $20 dance. He was also really f'n drunk and wouldn't relax for the dance. He had his legs together really tight and when I told him to relax he wouldn't budge. Then at one point he did relax and I saw that he had pissed himself. I was glad he was tightened up in that case. haha. After I told him it was $20 he gave me $25 and then also tipped me on stage. Later on he was just sitting in the VIP room and no one was even dancing for him. What a strange cat.
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    Oh my gosh, good for you!! What was up with the uber assholes tonight? A guy called me a "darkie" tonight. I was speechless. He says, "You're gorgeous, you really are, but I don't do darkies. No offense."

    I wanted to kill him.
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    Yeah, tonight was a sucky night! I'm bummed because last Sat was my best night ever and this Saturday was pretty sucky. It was sooooo packed in our club for the game that it's hard to make money when it's that packed because there's so many places that customers are standing, it's hard to hustle and weed through the big crowd that it just wasn't a great night. So glad it's over, plus I'm getting a cold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    He had his legs together really tight and when I told him to relax he wouldn't budge.
    whats with this? when im standing up soemtimes they keep nervously opening and closing their legs and trap my legs between them and they squeeze hard! is it some nervous habit or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    whats with this? when im standing up soemtimes they keep nervously opening and closing their legs and trap my legs between them and they squeeze hard! is it some nervous habit or something?

    Well, this guy had pissed himself, so that's why he was doing it. God, he was gross.
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    that someone could get so drunk as to piss themselves is just disgraceful isn't it? yuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Oh my gosh, good for you!! What was up with the uber assholes tonight? A guy called me a "darkie" tonight. I was speechless. He says, "You're gorgeous, you really are, but I don't do darkies. No offense."

    I wanted to kill him.
    omfg
    what a douche.
    that would be a drink spilling on custy offense for me.
    "ooops! im SO clumsy!"

    and this has happened to me. "i thought that you liked me! that's why you danced for me!" one custy had "no money" and the bouncer had to make him give me all his ones which was $9. for a 20 dollar dance. nice. ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Oh my gosh, good for you!! What was up with the uber assholes tonight? A guy called me a "darkie" tonight. I was speechless. He says, "You're gorgeous, you really are, but I don't do darkies. No offense."

    I wanted to kill him.
    OMG and you didn't say anything to him I know now you have a shi*load of things to say to him, but none at that moment. Man, I wouldn't have grilled him out but I just would've let his ass know that what he said was disrespectful and not to ever say that again...Oh..and then I probably would knock his drink in his lap.







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    OMG and you didn't say anything to him I know now you have a shi*load of things to say to him, but none at that moment. Man, I wouldn't have grilled him out but I just would've let his ass know that what he said was disrespectful and not to ever say that again...Oh..and then I probably would knock his drink in his lap.
    Yeah, but what are you gonna do? He said he grew up in a neighborhood full of darkies and he just wasn't attracted to me. (But I'm gorgeous, huh?) He was with his military friends (white AND black) and I was sure to tell all of them what he said. So now he's on some people's shit list. And that's good enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    whats with this? when im standing up soemtimes they keep nervously opening and closing their legs and trap my legs between them and they squeeze hard! is it some nervous habit or something?
    I so hate it when guys do that. Why do they do that? I almost fall when they do that, I actually start getting mad and tell them to sit still they're making me almost fall! When I first started dancing I was such a pushover, not now!!!

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    Uh oh. The minute someone tried to rip me off, a new Kat would emerge. You didn't want to know her. That sweet, sexy, horny schoolgirl would grab the guy by the ear and drag him to bouncer, ATM, or whatever necessary chamber of payment extraction. Yeah, that pisses me off to this day....

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    Three words: Money Up Front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Uh oh. The minute someone tried to rip me off, a new Kat would emerge. You didn't want to know her. That sweet, sexy, horny schoolgirl would grab the guy by the ear and drag him to bouncer, ATM, or whatever necessary chamber of payment extraction. Yeah, that pisses me off to this day....
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    UGH! I had a guy get a bunch of dances from me and then refuse to pay... He thought I was "just being friendly". I WAS PISSED! He and his friends were pretending to have a ton of money and throwing around just enough to make it believeable.
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    Yeah...theres no way. Now I just ask if that $$ is worth the amount in hospital bills they'll owe after my bouncers beat the crap out of them. (and they will)
    Then as soon as they pay me...they get thrown out.Fuck letting them stick around so they can rip off another girl
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    My old club a guy bought two dances (or got two dances) 10 bucks each...at the end he opens his wallet and it's empty! He looks all saddened and says "oh I'm so sorry, I thought for sure I had another 20 in there" I said "It would be better for your health if you found that 20 right the fuck now" and I point to one of the walking walls of meat in our club....Amazing thing, that darn 20 had managed to crawl from his wallet to his pocket all on it's own! Incredible!




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    ^MUHAHA! Man, I wish my club had larger bouncers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The one and only Raven View Post
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    Doesn't work that way.

    Leo, my club had a bunch of numb nuts last night too.

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    I had a guy last night try to play "Let's Make a Deal" with me. I told him the dance was $40 and he acted like he didn't understand. I told him I needed two $20 or I was leaving. That little ass wanted to know if I would do it for $30.

    Did I say it was $30? No? Ok then, get your ass out of my lapdance booth, there are guys behind you that are happy to pay the price. I wanted to kick him for wasting two songs that I could have danced to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout View Post
    Doesn't work that way.

    Leo, my club had a bunch of numb nuts last night too.
    Thank God this was the first time, yes the first time I had some idiot either think or pretend to think that I was just dancing just to dance. He claimed he really didn't want me to dance, yeah whatever, I'm so dumb!! I think the numb nuts thing had something to do with the game that was on, guys coming to watch the game. *rolling my eyes*
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    god, guys can be such assholes.

    what a LOSER! really, do they think we're just here for mere etertainment??? shesh! i dont understand how some guys think they can be an "exception" or something.

    guys can be very rude in stripclubs. some prolly just been screwed over by girls in his life, and take their anger out on strippers *rolls eyes*

    it sure is fun to tell off a asshole, though, i tell u that! i dont try to make scenes, but whenever i can be rude to a customer who was VERY rude to me, i take the chance!

    shesh, before enterting a certain strip club, they shud make the guys watch a video on how to treat strippers and how the club WORKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    He was with his military friends (white AND black) and I was sure to tell all of them what he said. So now he's on some people's shit list. And that's good enough for me.
    Good for you! I feel much better knowing there were consequences the racist bastard had to pay. No one can convince me he didn't know exactly the impact his words were going to have. No offense my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence View Post
    Good for you! I feel much better knowing there were consequences the racist bastard had to pay. No one can convince me he didn't know exactly the impact his words were going to have. No offense my ass.

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    Yeah, lol. You shoulda seen the looks on his friends' faces when I said, "Excuse me, your friend turned down the dance because he doesn't like darkies." You could tell they were embarassed. Some of walked over and said, "Wait, what did you say?" I was so polite about it that it made them feel even shittier. You should have seen some of the looks they were giving him after that. I'm glad I kept my cool in front of them though. I wouldn't want him to have the satisfaction of knowing that it did hurt my feelings. I mean, come on, it's 2006!!!
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    I always have a fear that when I finish the dances the guys going to be like thanks, that was nice, and start to walk off. I am one of the youngest girls at our club and so, so un-intimidating sometimes.

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