Is it just me or are the little intro sections of porn sites sometimes hilarious?
I found this little gem the other day:
"There are lots of different chicks out there and society mostly teaches them to behave like ladies and be fairly prudish. Despite all this, we know for a fact that inside every lady lives a cock-hungry slut. Don't know what that means? See the clips here, perfect example. Beautiful young babe, looks like a model, behaves like a lady. Until she feels the smell of cock, of course. Once that's happened there's no stopping her from sucking like a leech, fucking like a rabbit and swallowing every last drop of jizz!"
LOL! Until she feels the smell of cock?!?! WTF?




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