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    Is it just me or are the little intro sections of porn sites sometimes hilarious?

    I found this little gem the other day:

    "There are lots of different chicks out there and society mostly teaches them to behave like ladies and be fairly prudish. Despite all this, we know for a fact that inside every lady lives a cock-hungry slut. Don't know what that means? See the clips here, perfect example. Beautiful young babe, looks like a model, behaves like a lady. Until she feels the smell of cock, of course. Once that's happened there's no stopping her from sucking like a leech, fucking like a rabbit and swallowing every last drop of jizz!"

    LOL! Until she feels the smell of cock?!?! WTF?



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    Either not a native English speker or ignorant. Or both.

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    hahah, that's funny..!
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    'sucking like a leech' hmmm hot.

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    I'm worried about feeling the smell of cock! Someone needs a shower...



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    Maybe she has synesthesia?

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    Default Re: Silly porn

    I'm more worried about the sucking like a leech part. Are there that many men lining up for some penile bloodletting?

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    Until she feels the smell of cock, of course.
    If she can feel the smell, it's probably going to knock her ass over once it's next to her.
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