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    With all the ranting that we like to do so much I thought I would add a funny story..to even out the ratio.

    OK, so this guy that works with my Dad has worked with him for a very long time something like alittle over 11 years or so, and even before that they were friends. So he has practically seen me grow up from 2 years old to present. So one night I go to the store and my Dad wasnt there, this guy was, which is cool because I know him too. So we started bullshitting for a few seconds and then he starts talking about me being a dancer, and asking all these questions. I am sitting there like, "whatever this guy is just trying to get info on me to tell my Dad...blabla" He is asking about where I work and what nights do I work all this shit and its starting to get alittle fishy. He proceeds to tell me he wanted to come out and see me dance...WTF?? Money is money so I tell him to come on down, really not even thinking that he was actually gonna do it.
    Well he did. He showed up and I was talking to him about this and that and he was telling not to say anything to my Dad about it bla bla...I found that to be kinda odd, like ok you will come look at your best friends daughter naked and then be so ashmaed that you dont want anyone else to know about it. Personally I wouldnt do it if it made me feel that guilty but thats just me. So anyhow he starts talking about he wants to get some dances and so I start recommending girls for him to get dances from...he says "No I mean from you" AHHHH!!!WTF!!!
    But again I dont care because money is money and its all green...so ok I give him a dance. Normal. Fast forward a couple hours later he comes and finds me and tells me I gave the best dance he ever had and wants to do a couple more. OK again, it all spends the same. So I go over to his table, have a drink, sit around and then let the lapdances commence. This time it is WAY different. Now my club is a full contact club, they may touch breast and ass but NOTHING else...like vajaja for example and we have to have our thongs on. He is being handsy as fuck, trying to kiss and lick all on me and continually trying to grab/touch my crotch! The first time I was like "look you cant touch there hun"...he kept on trying time after time after time. I had to keep moving his hands and keep diverting from his nasty trying to kiss/lick me. How horrible.

    So basically I was wondering if something crazy and fun like that has ever happened? Like a family friend or something comes in and wants dances but then they start getting uber obnoxious and grabby?

    I guess it didnt make sense to me because you would think that since I knew him I might have had some outside the club credibilty and some respect would have been in order..But NO.

    I just figured I would share because it was CRAZY!!

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    ok. I got one.

    My dad came out to visit me from PA. me and my boyfriend took him to a strip club. Kinda strage being in a strip club with my dad, but we were all wayy drunk.

    Anyway, he would get dances, and he would actually bark and growl at the dancer. My boy and I were soo embarassed, after every dance my add got, we would tip the dancer an extra 20 just for putting up with him. Anyway....my dad is a cheap ass. A dancer convinced him to go into VIP!! Well..she was on her own with that one. Hope they had fun. With him barking at her the whole time. Like...ohh...baby.....ruff ruff, being all grabby, trying to grab the boobies, growling.....God...how embarassing......and the next day, when I was sober and realized I was in a strip club with my dad....checkin out naked girls, with my dad.....watchin my dad grabbin chicks boobies......

    EWWW.

    He's comming back out in March, and I think we shall stay sober this trip.

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    Wow-your dad sounds like a customer that we get in my club every now and again. He is rich, rich RICH old guy with a santa clause belly and beard-but he is short too so it's not so jolly. anyways, he only buys full nude dances, but he Barks and Growls at the dancer, and expects her to meow and hiss back at him! If you play along, you can get about $100 or more outta him. if not, about $80. It's really bizarre...
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    EEEWWW vegasdancer! EWW! That's funny but I'm getting mental pictures of... okay, I'm outta here!
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    I used to be my ex-boyfriend's sex/secretary, before I decided that I hated nine-to-fives and heels without platforms at work.

    HIS boss used to come stand behind me and do the whole gawking down the boobs thing, and then tried to hit on me, when, hello, my boy works there and his wife is in the next room. So.... long story short, for a billion reasons, I quit.

    He then shows up in my new club, proceeds to drop tons of cash on me once a week on the company credit card, and bribes me not to tell my boy. (Which I agree to, and then do, anyways.)

    Turns out my boy actually SENT him to see me, because he got sick of his boss asking after me, and turned and told him where/what hours I was working to get him off his case. It was hilarious.

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    Every man I know would be turned on if his best friend's sexy daughter turned out to be a stripper. Men LOVE to get away with messing around with other men's women behind their backs.

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    hahaha ! I coulnd't sleep tonight and this was seriously what I needed too much on my mind, and these posts were a great releiver!! I feel like I should be tipping :p
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    the boy i had the biggest crush on in high school came in to my old club with some other people i went to high shcool with, and the HS crush asked me to give him a dance. it was SO hot, 7 years too late. i really wanted to say, "man, i would have loved this in high school!" but i didn't have the balls. lol.

    Love it!

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    Yech, I don't think I could give any of my dad's friend's LDs, especially the perv who I know would seek me out....

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    Yipes! I know everyone's money is green but I don't know if I could do that!

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