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    so i received the "doll of the month" award at my club (thee dollhouse) for december. it's nice to be appreciated, plus it comes with some money and a nice big arrangement of roses. the only thing i don't like about it is that i have to wear this "doll of the month" sash every time i go on stage (for my first song) during the month. i can't help but feel like some cheesey pagent contestant, like i should be doing the "queenly wave". also, it's sort of ironic because special attention of any kind (even though this is no biggie) makes me uncomfortable. i say it's ironic because i take my clothes off for people all day and that doesn't bother me. it's the added attention to it that makes me feel nervous. anyway, do any of your clubs do similar such awards? do you guys feel weird about them? don't get me wrong, i think it's cool and i'm not ungratefull. i just tend to overthink things i guess.

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    I think you should use it to your advantage to drawn more attention to you so you can make more money! Our club has a few things like "Battle of the Cheetah Girls" once a year where it's got props and it's basically a show like maybe a feature dancer would do. This girl did a jungle theme and came out with a big big snake around her neck. The girl wins like $1000 plus all the tips she makes.

    Our club also has girls pictures on the funny money but I don't know if they get paid for it or not. The girls do it because I guess it might get them a little more attention if the guy sees them on the funny money and asks for her.

    Use "Doll of the Month" to your advantage. When guys ask what the sash is about, tell them that you won "Doll of the Month" for Thee Dollhouse, and if they ask why, then be kinda dorky/corney say in a ditzy, sweet silly voice "Ooooh, because I'm such a doll, can't you tell?" all with a big smile, batting your eyes, twirling your hair, all that stuff. I think any good attention grabbers is good for money making, maybe you could tip your DJ in announcing you several times a night saying "Hey guys, how about getting a dance or some private time with our doll of the month".

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    Use it for your benefit! You will stand out, however you will also make more money. Since you won, you had to work hard to be chosen for "doll of the month."

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    I've worked at a couple of clubs (including my current one) that have and "Entertainer of the Month." Basically, they calculate it on attitude, attendance and sales of merchandise and champange.

    It's the equivalent of Employee of the Month.

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    I agree with Kryssy. Anything that adds to your positive recognition in the club is good for your money. Wear it proudly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    I've worked at a couple of clubs (including my current one) that have and "Entertainer of the Month." Basically, they calculate it on attitude, attendance and sales of merchandise and champange.

    It's the equivalent of Employee of the Month.
    that's how ours works too. i agree with all of you. i should be proud of it. i just wish i didnt have to wear a giant sash. heh but you're right, the attention might be good for my sales.

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    buy a tiara, wear a floor length gown & and do pageant wave when you come out on stage. if there gonna make you wear a sash, you might as well play it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoiledpet View Post
    buy a tiara, wear a floor length gown & and do pageant wave when you come out on stage. if there gonna make you wear a sash, you might as well play it up.

    lol ........................... that'd be a surefire way to piss some of the girls off. i'm sarcastic enough that i *could* pull it off though.

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    "Hi everyone i'm the doll of the month! I enjoy working with local charities, helping abused animals, and makeup! And my favorite color is clear!!!!!"

    hahahah. If you can pull the sarcasm thing off, do it!! Then tell us about it
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolutbliss View Post
    "Hi everyone i'm the doll of the month! I enjoy working with local charities, helping abused animals, and makeup! And my favorite color is clear!!!!!"

    hahahah. If you can pull the sarcasm thing off, do it!! Then tell us about it
    funny you mention it because i actualy started doing that the day i got it when people would ask. of course, then i'll follow it up with an honest "no really, it's pretty cool" response.

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    i'd probably use it to say it's because my lapdances are sooo great they had to give me my very own sash *sarcasm* followed by no really, they are good *blink blink blink* *smile*

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolutbliss View Post
    "Hi everyone i'm the doll of the month! I enjoy working with local charities, helping abused animals, and makeup! And my favorite color is clear!!!!!"
    buahahaaa! clear!

    must... stop... giggling...

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    If I knew how to get those little rolly laughing faces I'd through a couple in as well!

    Hey- you're getting it cause you deserve it. Use it! Congrats...

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    OI sashes are a pain, I've worn a few. Guh. BUT! I agree with using it to plug yourself on stage. Be a jerk and make the DJ play the Miss America theme! (kidding!)
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    awww... that's cute. It's nice that at least SOME clubs value their girls like this.

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    That sucks you have to wear a sash. I actually won "DC Doll of the Month" for December at my club last night. They used to put an 8x10 of us on the wall, announcing that this is the DC Doll of the month for _____. This id the first time they are doing it again in over a year, so I'm not sure if I have to do the whole photo-shoot thing. But, the only people who really know I got the award are the girls and customers in that night. So at least everyone will know that you are the girl to go to! (Even if you have to put up with a corny sash )
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

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    Do you get to keep the sash or do you have to return it at the end of your "reign" as doll of the month? If you get to keep it, have you thought of possibly altering it in a way to make it look more attractive? I havent seen you, but you have the SG banner and you seem to be "alternative" or "punk-goth-hardcore-emo" whatever label you prefer...so could you alter it to fit your alternative persona? Maybe cut it alittle and tie it....or safety pins or something to make it different than the typical Miss America sash...oooohhh! Maybe you could turn it into an outfit...make part of the sash into a makeshift top or something...just a thought.

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    She's in a gown club, so I don't think that would work! lol

    Hey penny, I lookined for you at the xmas party at skye, were you there? I'm glad you're doing so well there! I'd love to be able to take credit for refering you, but alas, it's all you and your fabulousness.

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    Hmmm, I can think of some creative ways to use that sash. I'd have to be careful not to get a sash cut though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    She's in a gown club, so I don't think that would work! lol

    Hey penny, I lookined for you at the xmas party at skye, were you there? I'm glad you're doing so well there! I'd love to be able to take credit for refering you, but alas, it's all you and your fabulousness.

    Oh I didnt know. But even in a gown club, you dont have to always wear a gown right? Dont girls where their normal outfits the majority of the time? And I didnt mean anything to extreme, just some cute alterations to add personality. I know nothing of these gown clubs for which you speak...haha

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    Congrats! This could only benefit you positively.

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