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    My friend just sent me this link... Words cannot describe!!! http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561
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    Is it bad when I go, "Pornotube... I wonder if this is the pterodactyl one..."


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    how could you get turned on watching that? that is so bizarre!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Is it bad when I go, "Pornotube... I wonder if this is the pterodactyl one..."
    I was wondering if it was the dinosaur one. The one where the guy's in a dinosaur suit with a three foot dildo attached to the front.

    I operate on the idea that if you can think it up, there's someone out there masturbating furiously with a can o' crisco next to them and the same thought in their mind.

    It's interspecies erotica, fucko.
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    omg thats effin hilarious!

    Love it!

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    that's great acting

    I'd be giggling the whole time....

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    Alright I guess I hadn't seen everything...

    Lol that is random
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    My eyes!!!!!

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    Noooooooooo!

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    hahahaahha there was a casting couch for this thing you know? she did NOT get paid enough.

    i want to hear the laughter when the director first walked in with and trying to explain the suits...

    "next The Great Pumpkin" comes and fucks you with one of these *raises a squash*
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    Is that Jenny McCarthy?

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    Hehehe There's a girl on that site sticking a carrot up her arse
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    They need to compensate the lighting for those costumes and the shadows. C'mon, people, be professional.

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    Ok I thought it was mildly amusing until near the end when that pterodactyl puppet thing starting chomping at her crotch! Ahhhhh! I almost peed myself.... Chompy, chompy, chompy I am coming to get your pussy!!!! haha

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    This is the weirdest porn I've ever seen....Not sure whether to be shocked or to laugh.

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    Mine eyes they burn!! Pooka pass the disinfectant! That's out there, way out there, like further than left filed out there.
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    Remember the land of the lost ? Its porn doesnt surprise me at all kind of creative in an out there kind of way ( WAAAAAAY out there ) .

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    omg lol

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    Thanks Bella- for popping my pteradactyl porn watching cherry.

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    Weeeeeeeeeeeeird.

    'Nuf said.

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    Ok I had to watch it again. That puppet is fucking funny.

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    ::rubs eye's with acid::


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    Holy damn....

    Who thought of that? Seriously, I've seen some weird shit, but no dino porn.

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    Well there was the one T-Rex 3d demo for the PS1 and I swear you could make that thing look like it was humping.... so yeah I can see why they did this... but really. Imagine the casting people... so have you done any dino porn before?
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    Um, I'm guessing she's not exactly in line for a contract at Vivid...
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