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    Please don't fart on the plane!

    http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a...00010000000001

    Now this is funny, I had to share. I'm guilty of doing it, but I just cover my self wih the blanket as well as I can!


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    That poor woman lol. She had to have been humiliated!

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    Hahahahaha!! Thats great!
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    I feel bad for her, but that's funny!

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    I found it even more funny that after they reboarded, she wasn't allowed back on.







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    OMG the poor girl!! Ahaha.. I cant believe they wouldnt let her back on, that would be so embarassing!

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    How many bathrooms were on the plane? They could have just assigned her to the one for the rest of the flight...

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    But what's crazy, for lack of a better word is, I can't smuggle a piece of lint onto a flight these days.

    How'd she get matches on the plane???? I mean they're restricted right?!!!!
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    Matches are not restricted. Using them is.

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    ^^^That's good news Deogol, cuz I'm tired of having to buy a lighter everytime I land, I'm a candle freak.

    This was on the FAA's website.

    Strike-anywhere Matches - Up to 4 books of safety (non-strike anywhere) matches are permitted as carry-on items, but all matches are prohibited in checked baggage.

    Now I just have to figure out wtf a safety match is, I have acrylic on my nails so none of the phuckers sound real safe to me! lol
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    who the hell lights a match after they farted? never heard of that before....

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    ^Supposedly it is to get rid of the the smell of the fart, by burning the gas or some BS like that. I think it is an American concept.

    Didn't the one who farted know fire is banned on a plane? Still must have been a big flame. This nearly happened on a flight out of Tokyo once, but they found the bastard, and did not divert or land. The guy tried to have a cigarette in the toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    who the hell lights a match after they farted? never heard of that before....
    I know they get left in bathrooms, to strike when smelly It does work.

    I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for all the other people who's flight was then delayed. She's gotta know that lighting a match on a plane is a big no-no. If she doesn't then she's too stupid, and shouldn't be allowed to fly. Damn, spray some perfume from your <100ml bottle. Retard.
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    mythbusters actually did a show on the fart and match rumor and there is some scientific fact to it. still that is sooooo funny!!!

    did anyone read the one on silly string? that's just brilliant!

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    What an idiot to light a match on the plane!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    ^Supposedly it is to get rid of the the smell of the fart, by burning the gas or some BS like that. I think it is an American concept.

    Didn't the one who farted know fire is banned on a plane? Still must have been a big flame. This nearly happened on a flight out of Tokyo once, but they found the bastard, and did not divert or land. The guy tried to have a cigarette in the toilet.


    This whole thread is funny! Although I do feel for the women how freaking embarrassing that not only was she not allowed to board the flight but that it made the freaking national news aswell!!!!


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    that is so funny!

    I used to date a pilot and he and his friend were telling me how when they'd fart in the cockpit they'd hit some switch and it would blow it into the cabin somewhere, so if you think your fellow passengers are farting that smell really could be the pilot!

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