http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a...00010000000001
Now this is funny, I had to share. I'm guilty of doing it, but I just cover my self wih the blanket as well as I can!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!![]()





http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a...00010000000001
Now this is funny, I had to share. I'm guilty of doing it, but I just cover my self wih the blanket as well as I can!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!![]()
That poor woman lol. She had to have been humiliated!




Hahahahaha!! Thats great!
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.





I feel bad for her, but that's funny!





I found it even more funny that after they reboarded, she wasn't allowed back on.
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
OMG the poor girl!! Ahaha.. I cant believe they wouldnt let her back on, that would be so embarassing!
How many bathrooms were on the plane? They could have just assigned her to the one for the rest of the flight...![]()
Matches are not restricted. Using them is.





^^^That's good news Deogol, cuz I'm tired of having to buy a lighter everytime I land, I'm a candle freak.
This was on the FAA's website.
Strike-anywhere Matches - Up to 4 books of safety (non-strike anywhere) matches are permitted as carry-on items, but all matches are prohibited in checked baggage.
Now I just have to figure out wtf a safety match is, I have acrylic on my nails so none of the phuckers sound real safe to me! lol
who the hell lights a match after they farted? never heard of that before....





^Supposedly it is to get rid of the the smell of the fart, by burning the gas or some BS like that. I think it is an American concept.
Didn't the one who farted know fire is banned on a plane? Still must have been a big flame. This nearly happened on a flight out of Tokyo once, but they found the bastard, and did not divert or land. The guy tried to have a cigarette in the toilet.
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One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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I know they get left in bathrooms, to strike when smellyIt does work.
I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for all the other people who's flight was then delayed. She's gotta know that lighting a match on a plane is a big no-no. If she doesn't then she's too stupid, and shouldn't be allowed to fly. Damn, spray some perfume from your <100ml bottle. Retard.
Last edited by MishaBliss; 12-08-2006 at 03:47 AM.
Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho
mythbusters actually did a show on the fart and match rumor and there is some scientific fact to it. still that is sooooo funny!!!
did anyone read the one on silly string? that's just brilliant!
What an idiot to light a match on the plane!
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





that is so funny!
I used to date a pilot and he and his friend were telling me how when they'd fart in the cockpit they'd hit some switch and it would blow it into the cabin somewhere, so if you think your fellow passengers are farting that smell really could be the pilot!
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