...I hope you all have a great Christmas!
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...I hope you all have a great Christmas!
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





Hey, don't forget Yekhefah this season.
Happy Hanukkah.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Sorry, I really don't know anything about Hanukkah elves.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
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Nice, Morri, very nice.
I got a big box in the mail today from my grandparents, and my grandfather wrote on it, "Do not open until Christmas or Hanukkah!" (They aren't Jewish.) I was all, Cool, Hanukkah is next week. Then I saw that he'd added below that, "Whichever is later!" Dammit. I'm debating whether I should open it now and remember to thank him later, or be honest and save it for the 25th. Grrr. I don't really need anything but money anyway, and it's a big box!
Maybe it's a big box of money...





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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