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    Dancers,

    What is the funniest or weirdest thing you ever come across a guy in a strip club saying or doing? I don't mean disgusting stuff like wanting to eat shit or anything, I was thinking more along the lines of saying that karma will mean when we die, in the strip clubs in heaven the guys'll have to take off their clothes and the dancers'll be walking around hassling them to do them with a strap on and wanting them to get gay with each other. You must have heard stacks of cool stuff like this, please share some.

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    "If only we could go back to the barter system and I could give you a chicken for dancing"

    "I doubt they'd fit in my garter"

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    *hands me a $20 on stage*

    "Thank you!"

    "You're welcome...I like your dress....I bought the exact same one in blue the other day."





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    I overheard a guy talking about cutesy things his kids did when they bar was closing & the music was off. Only in the Midwest do people talk about their little kids in a titty bar.

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    custie after a dance, in a freaky voice: "Did you have an orgasm too?"

    I didnt know what to say

    Then there was a guy who wanted to buy my shoes for 30$ They cost *me* more than that! And besides...I dont even want to think about what he would do to them :

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    I was dancing for a guy yesterday...he actually said the phrase "Oh Jeepers"...I couldnt stop laughing
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    will you marry me. I'll give you 1000$.

    (while buying a 150$ for 30min vip) so, will you have sex with me for an extra 50$?

    so, are you a virgin? I mean, you look so innocent.

    All strippers are damaged. Did your dad rape you? I heard that almost 100% of strippers were raped by a family member, and that's why they do this.

    I bet you make, like 5000 a night or something.

    I hate fake boobs, and I can tell yours are real. I always know, just by looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    I hate fake boobs, and I can tell yours are real. I always know, just by looking.
    I get that allllll the time and mine are as fake as fake can be.
    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell

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    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
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    ^^^^^^^^See, that's funny, cause I get the opposite. And mine don't look fake at all (to me, anyways.)

    Some boys...

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    I still think the FUNNIEST thing to ever happen to me was to have a great chat with this girl, buy a lap dance, only to have her dance for me while WHILE arguing with her bouncer boyfriend who could destroy me, about her allegedly being with another dude.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ LOL you got screwed!

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    It was ACTUALLY in OZ in clearwater.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    BTW you said awhile back that you think you've met me, but i really don't think you have.

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    Perhaps Not, but you really looked familiar...not in a "I think I saw her" but more like "I think she sat on my lap for a ton of songs" kind of way.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    it's possible, but if so you did NOT introduce yourself as mastridonicus as you've said that you do. THAT i would have remembered

    i don't look like many people though (esp within SCs) so it could have happened.

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    A guy sang to me "lady in red" in the worst meekly little voice ever. He went to go hold my hand and looked into my eyes with such a puppy dog face hoping Id fall for him while he sang. Yea fat chance!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    it's possible, but if so you did NOT introduce yourself as mastridonicus as you've said that you do. THAT i would have remembered

    i don't look like many people though (esp within SCs) so it could have happened.
    Well I didn't introduce myself as mast until I couldn't find tampadancer. I mentioned doing the club hoping on dale mabry before that. :/ next time I'm in tampa i'll let you know though ok?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ that'd be smooth

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    Yea, just.... uhm... if I do get a dance, don't break up with your bouncer bf on my lap... though, if you staged it (you seem spunky like that) it could be funny!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ i thought about staging it before i read the second 1/2 of your reply. lol

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    A dancer who worked on one of London (UK's) strip pubs - not the most gentile of establishments - one told me she had a customer pee in his pants during a lap dance. His excuse apparently was that the toilets were so dirty, going in his pocket was the cleanest place he could find.

    Phil.

    PS: this dancer is not a shrinking voilet and she once told a customer who kept licking his lips suggestively during a lap dance that it was "like dancing for a lizard".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    ^ i thought about staging it before i read the second 1/2 of your reply. lol
    Seriously, I'd probably pee myself in laughter of fear. It's best you don't.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    A guy sang to me "lady in red" in the worst meekly little voice ever. He went to go hold my hand and looked into my eyes with such a puppy dog face hoping Id fall for him while he sang. Yea fat chance!
    Singing "Lady In Red"? hahaha
    What a schmuck.

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    whoa whoa whoa WHOA

    Schmuck?!

    I suck at singing, but I'll sing to any voicemail, person, or inanimate object. ESPECIALLY if there's running water!
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    a patron who thought he was really good looking rudely told one of the other dancers (who i get along with very well) that he doesnt need to buy dances and she would have to pay him to let her dance for him. i just happened to be walking past at the time and i said "oh hey ill put in too coz we are just soooooooo dying to pay u for a dance hahahahahahaha" then i turned to her and we are both killing ourselves laughing at him - he walked away with his tail between his legs.

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