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    I usually make a game with myself to guess what zodiac sign a guy is... 75% I am probably right... not bad huh?!
    Then Ill begin to guess what kind of traits they have... it intrigues them that I know so much about their personality without personally knowing them.
    It gets them to talk about them self- which strokes their ego...

    Find out their sign... Study this...
    If they are:
    *Gemini: intelligent- VERY moody- loners- most have dimples- articulate- great imaginations and very expressive. They love to learn, they are creative/artistic- have a deep/extreme love for music and knowledge. Can be depressed one moment and blissful the next moment.

    *Libra: Flirtatious, intelligent, caring and nurturing, indecisive, (ha!) very deep thinkers, they strive to create a balance and crave luxurious things… (again-most have Dimples)

    *Aquarius: Very laid back, anything goes, all about their friendship/family, faithful and loyal, daydreamers.

    *Capricorns: Meticulous, almost anal retentive, ambitious-most important thing to them is wealth, very very organized and live by a routine basis, extremely intelligent, seek power

    *Aries: Leaders, Active, Athletic, Hot tempered, Pioneers, Very impatient, energetic,

    Leo: Highly dramatic, needs to be the center of attention, enthusiastic, sincere, organized, self centered, expects to be highly praised, SHOW-OFFS, flashy

    *Cancer: Nurturing, SOFTIES, Lives are based around Family, Sentimental, Pack rats, overprotective

    *Virgo: Very intellectual, Over achievers, multi-tasked, efficient and perfectionists, Shy, very critical and fussy,

    * Sagittarius: The ruler, Seek deeper meanings to life, Keep their true feelings hidden, over analysts, worry warts with nervous energy, Loves to talk, philosophical, very outgoing, lacks concentration

    *Pisces: Very secretive, Emotional, Sympathetic, NOSY, hard for them to make decisions, Charitable, SENSITIVE but will not let you know how sensitive they are. Also they are procrastinators…

    *Taurus: Very stubborn, Practical, simplistic, Likes to prove their worth, SLOW…

    *Scorpio: INTENSE, strong willed, Hot tempered, impatient, Loves a good fight, Sensual, forceful, courageous, Tempers.. and very sarcastic

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    Well, I'm a Leo, and you definitely got me figured out! haha

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    thats a good tip! and a good way to show that u "know them" and to stroke their ego. i gotta remeber all the traits of the signs tho!
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    Cool! I love your list, I am slowly but surely trying to learn astrology. You can also tell more often than not what stat signs people are by the hands too. There are two main types of hand for every star sign and its true for about 3/4s of people which I find fascinating!

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    Well, I'm an Aquarius/Pisces and you got it about right with me. The thing I like about you reading the customer is that you're never saying anything to offend. ALL astrology gives you the positive side of the person.

    Victory, have you figured out which signs usually spend the most money???







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    i do believe Leo is the most extravagant star sign. if they have it, they'll spend it to look as regal as possible.

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    Got me (Capricorn) alllmost spot on!
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    just be carefull since those don't always fit. for instance.. my boyfriend is a cancer

    *Cancer: Nurturing, SOFTIES, Lives are based around Family, Sentimental, Pack rats, overprotective

    he fits almost none of that cept for the nurturing part. in fact i've dated 3 cancers and they were all moody and emotionaly withdrawn on some level.

    i am a gemini

    *Gemini: intelligent- VERY moody- loners- most have dimples- articulate- great imaginations and very expressive. They love to learn, they are creative/artistic- have a deep/extreme love for music and knowledge. Can be depressed one moment and blissful the next moment.

    and i don't fit any of that cept for being very expressive/artistic and thriving for knowledge.

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    yea, actually i second what penny said but i might add, you are missing some key traits in a few of them. for example, gemini is often quick witted, intellectual, (and i have never heard moody for it) and sophisiticated, and cancer is often quoted as very passionate. and "softies" is DEFINITELY not accurate.

    where did your information come from on this?

    and penny- my ex was a cancer and im a gem... it was BAD match imo, he was too needy and clingy and i need space and he was often afraid to admit he didn;'t know something, but that was just him not all cancers. but of the few cancers i have dated, i have come to the conclusion to stop dating cancers (haha), i actually try to *only* date aquarius and libra.
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    ha! someone posted this on my myspace page, funny it applies (sorta) to a thread.

    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
    People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect
    too much for too little. This means you're are a cheap bastard. Geminis
    are notorious for thriving on incest.


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    I dunno chrissy... I wouldn't say I LIKED you because you're bi, but like, the circulation-ending arm squeeze I get as you try to mutter a "look over there" cause your boner is throbbing over this effing hottie with zipper-ed leather pants is definitely a plus.
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    Awww, we Scorpios are just PLAYIN'! We're softies TOO! LOL! OK to butter up a Scorpio tell them that you hear they are INCREDIBLE IN BED! They love that! Look at him greedily and grab his thigh and he'll give you his wallet.

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    Adam Sandler had this to say:

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

    Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

    Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

    Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

    Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.

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    LOL.
    One thing also about Gemini’s,
    They love to debate, have very strong opinions and go against the grain.
    (All my girlfriends are Gems, My ex was a gem, 2 of my best guy friends are gems... )
    The reason you saw cancer like emotionally withdrawn like that is because your signs are not romantically compatible. You guys probably brought out the worst in each other... always irritable with each other... The cancer may NEVER know what a Gemini wants (because your mood swings from one moment to the next...) Gemini's are too casual for cancers, Cancers need to feel needed... and very secure… if they feel inadequate that’s when they become CRABBY LOL Otherwise their main trait is nurturing- to the point of being over-protective.
    Gemini’s: Try a Sagg - that romance may prove to be fulfilling for you. Libras are also a good match for a Gem. THAT is... is you do not drive us crazy (two indecisive signs)

    This info is jumbled together from knowledge gained from books, spiritual mentors, websites, and studying people’s demeanors and traits.
    Of course there are exceptions to the rule depending on the upbringing and personal experience of a person.

    Capricorns, Leo’s Virgos spend money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoryx0x0 View Post

    Capricorns, Leo’s Virgos spend money
    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus
    i do believe Leo is the most extravagant star sign. if they have it, they'll spend it to look as regal as possible
    Are you serious. I never knew that about myself. Damn, that might go a long way to explain why I'm always poor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoryx0x0 View Post
    Capricorns, Leo’s Virgos spend money

    see mast, i knew you spent money. and see emily, i knew you didnt but then again the hat and gloves at the keyboard in the dead of winter was a give away for that. he he he.

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    I don't mean to be the killjoy here, but make sure a guy "believes" in horoscopes first. Personally, I don't believe they are accurate except by chance, and if a dancer tried to describe me based on my being a scorpio I wouldn't be impressed. Doesn't mean I wouldn't still get a dance, but it wouldn't inspire me to spend more.

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    again there are exceptions to every rule, yet that was a typical scorpio response =) if you are accurate with reading people trust me it is impressive to most people.

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    ^^^^^^^^Exactly what I was going to say! Of course a Scorpio doesn't want anyone to think they can see through their secretive bullshit.

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    Wow from this, it seems like %80 of PEOPLE are intelligent or "extrememly intelligent." Not just strip club patrons. huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    ^^^^^^^^Exactly what I was going to say! Of course a Scorpio doesn't want anyone to think they can see through their secretive bullshit.
    Are you serious? I was trying to tread lightly, but in all honesty, I think it's absolutely ignorant to believe that one out of every 12 people is "stubborn" "an overachiever" or "athletic" while the other 11 out of those 12 are not.

    There is a Nova episode from years ago where James Randi went to a college classroom. He had everyone write down their exact time, day, and place of their birth. He then came back with lengthy horoscopes for each person in sealed manilla envelopes. He had everyone read their horoscopes, then he asked everyone to raise their hand if they felt that the horoscope was extremely accurate. About 80% of the room raised their hands. He then asked everyone to pass the horoscope to the person behind them. They had all received the exact same horoscope.

    When you read your horoscope you will note the things that make sense and match up, while brushing over the things that don't match. I'm willing to make a large wager that people with dimples are equally distributed among the signs. I'm sure I'm not actually changing anyone's mind here. If you believe it's some kind of accurate prediction, then you'll continue to believe. Please don't try to assign your "scorpio traits" onto me though, as I think they are bullshit. I'm probably one of the least secretive people I know. I can't even lie to customers half the time.

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    carolina- you are someone who may be against the norm. Tho if you are not a firm believer in the horoscope... what are you doing debating with people in this thread? Your simply proving the stubborn scorpio cannot stand to be wrong.... see how she takes it PERSONALLY and is PASSIONATE with her response?
    Carolina How can you say that astrology is not accurate. When you meet people- do you ask them what their sign is? Have you read into it? of course not, because off the bat you think it is bullshit- how can you possibly come up with stats that are accurate if you have yet to do your own research....
    has something I said above about the traits been proven wrong? If so, tell me, so I can take notes and be more accurate- thats the FUN part.
    again- these are distinctive traits, not to say a pisces is not athletic- but the athleticism is by enviroment- or circumstance- not natural by trait.
    A strong and stressed out and stern aquarius is against the norm, If I found this, I would read into it- analyze that... because its not of their nature.
    you understand?
    If I were to read the above\'s capricorn traits I have absolutely no simularities...
    Libras are all on their own...

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    When I was about 16 I was really into horoscopes and the astrological. Moreso than you seem to be. I was so into it that I believed that using astrological "powers" was possible and attempted to do all kinds of stupid things. As far as research goes, I believe that if horoscopes were accurate in any way, everyone would use them and benefit greatly. They would know the best decisions to make, who to connect with, and what numbers to play in the lottery. Why do so many people have a problem finding love when they could eliminate 91% of people and focus on only those with the most compatible star sign? I have read my horoscope for months and years on end. I can only remember one specific instance where it helped me. Every other day it was vaguely correct or incorrect.

    Why am I debating it? Because I don't like to be labeled as "X" whether that is articulate, idiotic, or sexy. If I'm going to be labeled as something, it should be due to my personal behavior and attitude, not what day of the year I was born, and I believe that each person is an individual. I am not likely to be similar to someone born on the same day as me. I could just as likely determine someone's personality traits by their hair and eye color, shoes they wear, favorite broadway musical, or favorite color. At least that tells me something about them.

    Just answer me this, in simple terms. How does the day you are born on affect your personality?

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    I kinda agree with carolina here.

    As someone who is not into zodiacs (typical stubbourn Taurus that I am!), if someone tries to compliment me, they better do it on something real. If you're going to do it on my date of birth, I'll feel like you're patronizing me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    see mast, i knew you spent money. and see emily, i knew you didnt but then again the hat and gloves at the keyboard in the dead of winter was a give away for that. he he he.
    I'm not not THAT cheap! I just had oil heat and I didn't want to spend $500 to fill the damn tank when I'd be moving out in a few days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina6 View Post
    There is a Nova episode from years ago where James Randi went to a college classroom. He had everyone write down their exact time, day, and place of their birth. He then came back with lengthy horoscopes for each person in sealed manilla envelopes. He had everyone read their horoscopes, then he asked everyone to raise their hand if they felt that the horoscope was extremely accurate. About 80% of the room raised their hands. He then asked everyone to pass the horoscope to the person behind them. They had all received the exact same horoscope.
    I've worked with Randi extensively and have that special on DVD somewhere in my collection. I'll have to dig it up to get the exact quotes but it was a lot higher than you mentioned. To be specific, the experiment was done at a major university and the students were all told that they would get a detailed horoscope reading by one of the world's most renowned Astrologers. They were given a short questionnaire and told to fill it out completely asking them questions such as their birth city, birth date, etc. They were told to come back at a later date to receive their readings.

    Weeks later, the students came back and received a personalized envelope with their reading. They were told to read them and they were all very detailed...several pages long. Then they asked how many people thought their reading did not describe them at all and a very small percentage raised their hand...I think it was less than 5%. Then they asked how many thought the reading had some things right and some things wrong. Another small percentage raised their hands. Then they asked how many thought the reading was a complete bulls-eye and about 90% raised their hands. Then, as you described, it was revealed that they were all identical.

    The point being here is that you can choose to believe in anything you want. If you want to believe that I have XYZ traits because of the day and year I was born and the alignment of the stars, so be it. The point Carolina is making here is that not everybody does believe in it and so by you approaching someone to do a "reading" you may be hurting your sale WAY more than helping it if the customer is thinking you're a kook. I see it as no different than walking up to a customer and saying, "Let me tell you a little about Allah" or "Did you read the bible passage this week? Let me tell you what Jesus said" and so on.

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