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    25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You listened to this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you

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    *sobs* ...

    (except for the 90% of computer time is for work... mwa ha ha)

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    Nooooo! I got over half of those.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
    There’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!
    From bikes, to trains, to video games,
    It’s the biggest toy store there is!
    Gee whiz!
    I don’t want to grow, cause baby if I did,
    I wouldn’t be a Toys R Us kid!
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    ^^^ LOL Paige, you've seen/read about me in a toy store right? LOL. I noticed my son does it now. We go and set everything off. LOL
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    Toys R Us is a rip! The toy-section in Target is just as good.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: 25 signs that youve grown up

    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
    There’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!
    From bikes, to trains, to video games,
    It’s the biggest toy store there is!
    Gee whiz!
    I don’t want to grow, cause baby if I did,
    I wouldn’t be a Toys R Us kid!
    Well said Paige. And to add to that:


    'Cause growing up is awfuller
    Than all the awful things that ever were.
    I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
    No sir,
    Not I,
    Not me,
    So there!

    (from Peter Pan)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
    There’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with!
    From bikes, to trains, to video games,
    It’s the biggest toy store there is!
    Gee whiz!
    I don’t want to grow, cause baby if I did,
    I wouldn’t be a Toys R Us kid!
    I was just about to say that!!!

    I'm never gonna grow up!!!! NEVER!!!!! well, not yet..... and when I do, I'll still be cool, just w/ a more expensive bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Well said Paige. And to add to that:


    'Cause growing up is awfuller
    Than all the awful things that ever were.
    I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
    No sir,
    Not I,
    Not me,
    So there!

    (from Peter Pan)

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    Default Re: 25 signs that youve grown up

    I got over half of those too!!! Aargh... I'm too young to be a grown-up.... lol....
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    Default Re: 25 signs that youve grown up

    omg yay!!!!!!! Im still a kid... i think the only way that is super true is I refuse to wear jeans as a dress up item......
    I choose to live, not just exist

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    Hurray! Only 3 apply to me >>dances<< (-:

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