I hate tanning. I'm Irish/Portuguese. I was not meant to tan. I can't do Mystic, as it flakes off and gives me buttcrack lines (I'm in a nude club). Lotions (no matter the brand) always end up uneven. So, I've been tanning for two weeks, alternating bed and booth, because I know that the boys (for the most part) like tanned girls.
And I look like a goddamn donut. I have a white, untannable spot about 3 inches in diameter around my belly button. Its a serious case of what the fuck. This ever happen to anyone but me? Or, like I suspect, am I just a freak?



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
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