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    Holy hell ! I'm sure glad that a grown up found this instead of a kid.



    A man shopping for a bike for his kid's Christmas present found a product he wasn't looking for on the shelves: a bag containing a gram of white, powdery substance that turned out to be cocaine.
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    Holy Crap! the person was probably high when they left it there, i'm glad that man was responsible enough to take it to a manager or whatever.

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    I found this paragraph funny:
    That the substance was found and turned over to police was fortunate, according to the spokeswoman for the Oklahoma police department who confiscated and destroyed the cocaine. She noted that the amount discovered could be lethal for a child. "Being in the toy department, a child could easily have found it, and children will put anything in their mouths," she said.
    Okay, yes, some kids will put anything in their mouths, but not generally after the age of 2 1/2. If a parent is letting their baby run around a Wal-Mart unsupervised, that parent gets what he/she deserves. Hell, the baby could walk/crawl over to the cleaners and drink some drano, too.

    I'd be more concerned about kids 10 and up finding the stuff in the bike section and trying it, not babies. Give me a break.


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    Does the spokeswoman with the quote have children?

    "Being in the toy department, a child could easily have found it, and children will put anything in their mouths,"
    Who lets their young children run around unsupervised? Paris is right. It is not the babies going through an oral stage you have worry about, in a situation like that, it is the older kids. I'm just glad they did not try to blame it on the concerned father.
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    I didnt do it, it wasnt me, you cant prove a thing.
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    Somewhere, some cokehead is really pissed off about having blown $75 for nothing.

    It cracks me up how stingy cokeheads are with that stuff. I used to have a couple of cokehead roommates, a boyfriend and girlfriend who lived together, had been together for years, and both had well-paying corporate jobs... and any time one of them reached for the coke, the other one would shriek, "That's MINE! Yours is upstairs!" I can't imagine them ever leaving it in a Wal-Mart!

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    This happens and yet Wal-Mart wouldn't let my 17 year old nephew buy a bottle of white out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tara Nicole View Post
    Holy hell ! I'm sure glad that a grown up found this instead of a kid.



    A man shopping for a bike for his kid's Christmas present found a product he wasn't looking for on the shelves: a bag containing a gram of white, powdery substance that turned out to be cocaine.


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    Yea a kid proubarly would have thought it was sugar, or powder candy
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    ^^ Well it was in a cigarette box. Still if it had been left behind, who is to know its not powdered sugar or pixy stick stuff. Still best not to touch strange objects, least you leave your fingerprints on it.
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    LOL Someone who can afford a coke habit shops at Wal-Mart.....? I guess you gotta cut corners on your budget if you have an expensive addiction.

    Gee, I'll never forget the methhead who bumbled out of the Wal-Mart women's bathroom after she came in to shoot up...she had a dirty bandage dangling off of her neck (!) Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    ^^ Well it was in a cigarette box. Still if it had been left behind, who is to know its not powdered sugar or pixy stick stuff. Still best not to touch strange objects, least you leave your fingerprints on it.
    I can just image a three year old. find this cigarette box, opens it and say wow sugar, or candy. Little children gets into everything! It's like the time the child was in the Mc Donald play area, and came out the balls and said mommy look a needle. Yep, a needle with herion in it. But I guest you have to expect these things, because most people who do drugs can not get a better job than a fast food restraunt or a store like walmart and target.
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    Fuck! I know where I'm going for Xmas shopping this year! j/k ya'll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Hell, the baby could walk/crawl over to the cleaners and drink some drano, too.
    but drano *is* yummy, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    LOL Someone who can afford a coke habit shops at Wal-Mart.....? I guess you gotta cut corners on your budget if you have an expensive addiction.
    that's what i was thinking too MM.. it may be irony in it's finest form.

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    Damn! I wish *I found that!

    I don't think the kid would eat much of it as soon as s/he tasted it... BLEH!
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    How high do you have to be to leave your coke at Wal-Mart? I have worked with some coke heads and they would NEVER leave their stash unattended. You would have to pry it from their dead bodies to get it away from them.

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    ^Maybe they got paranoid about sometihng and "hid" it?
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