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    So I have a great semi reg. Spends really well, very nice, clean, etc. BUT - the only problem is when we arnt doing dances he loves to talk and talk.....and talk. How do I nicely divert the situation so I don't get stuck talking for 3 hours, etc.

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    When in doubt, rub titties on face, repeat as necessary. Especially useful for Germans trying to practice their English, they never want to shut the heck up.

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    If he's not spending money, then act ditzy and say "OMG, I think the DJ just called for me" and give him a little kiss on the cheek and say, I'll be back in a little bit. Or you could try to get him to go VIP by the hour instead, by saying "Wow, we have so much catching up to do, why don't we go back to the private room where we can catch up on things". If he says no, then do the ditzy thing in like 2 minutes so it's not obvious and say "oh, hehe, I think the DJ is paging me, I'll be back in a little bit". Or something like that.

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    I had a reg. that loved to talk to. I always told him that we didnt want anyone hearing our private convesations, and should go to VIP to talk. Great thing about that was, since he would get soo caught up bs'ing, when it came time to leave or stay, he always stayed to finish that story. Then he would get on another subject, and would need to stay longer to finish that....boring as hell, but can the money get any easier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I had a reg. that loved to talk to. I always told him that we didnt want anyone hearing our private convesations, and should go to VIP to talk. Great thing about that was, since he would get soo caught up bs'ing, when it came time to leave or stay, he always stayed to finish that story. Then he would get on another subject, and would need to stay longer to finish that....boring as hell, but can the money get any easier?
    Haha. This when I wish we had an hourly rate VIP room! Awesome.

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    Dude needs a therapist.

    I'm not kidding.

    You probably are the only one who listens ... so he tells you everything.

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    This is what I do:

    First I try to get them to the VIP area so that they can talk all types of stupid things as long as they're paying!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if that doesn't work..........

    guys who will talk that long are usually regular costumers or like you very much and are comfortable with you. They always want to talk and talk and that means, I don't make money.
    So, I ask one of the waitresses to tell me infront of my client: "The manager needs to see you right now" I excuse myself and go backstage to "talk to the manager" and I go back to my client 5-10 minutes later. My costumers always ask if there is anything wrong and I say: "Ugh! Stupid manager says that he doesn't want me to be talking to you for so long because there are other guys who want lap dances from me and that I should be making money. (make a sad face ) It's just that I loose track of time when I'm talking with you. But unless you would like a private show, I'm afraid I'll have to go or else I'll get in trouble"
    It works for me!

    I always blame the "stupid manager"

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    I've done that before, blame the club or manager type of thing, it's great!!!

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