The following could be offensive...unless you have a sense of humor.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/c...ownkwanza.html
The following could be offensive...unless you have a sense of humor.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/c...ownkwanza.html
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Or unless it's just not funny.




Not so much offensive, more... crap.
Hey - I don't mean to be a bunghole - it comes nautrally. Serioulsy, no one finds this as entertaining as I do?
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye



MoJo ... my SO finds this Hilarious.... also Rudolph the 5 Legged Reindeer. I find them.... and him.... mostly them....obnoxious.... although... I did laugh a few times and can admit it.
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