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    i read this on twosheds and thought it was funny because it reminded me of the dispater codes. one point is given for each act for a maximum score of 25 points. now, i've been to sc where girls can score 24 points easily, but 25 points? in a sc? how many cocktail napkins does one need to clean up the santorum? then again, maybe it implies that no one is perfect. anyway, i was counting off the minimum mileage score a sc needs to have in order for it to be worth my time and 19 (although, i think he should have included rimming in his list as well) was the magic number.

    1 – air dance with top on
    2 – air dance with top off
    3 – air dance, with some touching by dancer
    4 – air dance, with some touching of dancer
    5 – air dance, with some contact
    6 – predominantly air dance, with some grinding
    7 – predominantly lap dance, with some air
    8 – full grind lap dance, no touching dancers breasts/ass
    9 – touching breasts/ass
    10 – long term viewing of the kitty during dance, but no petting
    11 – touching kitty through g-string
    12 – some massaging through pants
    13 – petting the kitty
    14 – digital penetration of kitty
    15 – digital penetration of dancer’s ass
    16 – HJ through pants
    17 – HJ
    18 – DATY for short period
    19 – DATY
    20 – Some mouth to cock contact
    21 – BBBJ for short period
    22 – BBBJTC
    23 – FS for short period
    24 – FSTC
    25 – FS + Greek
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    Default Re: the new dispater codes?

    I don't like that list. The majority of the listed items either describe very high mileage, or very low mileage activities. (Do you really need five categories for air dances?)

    And I think the guy needs to be schooled on the definition of "air dance".

    3 – air dance, with some touching by dancer
    4 – air dance, with some touching of dancer
    5 – air dance, with some contact

    Last I checked, if there was contact of any sort, its not an air dance. Which just proves the poster likely hasn't suffered the horror of the real thing. He should visit Colorado Springs sometime.

    I would also rearrange the order of some items in the middle of the list. Viewing the kitty is higher than boob/ass touching? Not around here.
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    I was thinking that - like can you have an 8/10?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    I don't like that list. The majority of the listed items either describe very high mileage, or very low mileage activities. (Do you really need five categories for air dances?)And I think the guy needs to be schooled on the definition of "air dance".
    i agree. it can be confusing. i think if he substituted "air dance" with "one-way contact" or "two-way contact" where applicable. it'll make a lot more sense. so, instead of this:
    air dance, with some touching by dancer
    air dance, with some touching of dancer
    air dance, with some contact

    perhaps, it should look like this:
    one-way limited contact, with some touching by dancer
    one-way limited contact, with some touching of dancer
    two-way limited contact
    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    I would also rearrange the order of some items in the middle of the list. Viewing the kitty is higher than boob/ass touching? Not around here.
    the order really doesn't matter. every act is worth one point.
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    Default Re: the new dispater codes?

    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    the order really doesn't matter. every act is worth one point.
    Complicated. So if you go straight to 24 is that 24 points or 1?

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    WTF is DATY?
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    Dining at the Y

    Here are some other abbreviations

    http://www.stripperweb.com/wiki/Stripper_glossary

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Complicated. So if you go straight to 24 is that 24 points or 1?
    24 points. theoretically, i suppose it could be one point. if nothing else happened and you go straight to FS.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    I was thinking that - like can you have an 8/10?
    yes. to clairify, it seems there are two scores this guy uses to rate mileage. an maximum mileage score (ie: the maximum mileage ever obtained from a stripper) and a consistent mileage score (ie: the mileage obtained with randomly selected strippers).

    it seems his rating system is an attempt at evaluating a club's mileage independent of the club's "official" mileage. it's sort of like the sc version of sabermetrics. anyway, a PL would probably want to avoid a club with a significant (or with very low mileage scores if he's a mileage hound) mileage gap between the two scores.
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