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    Default I guess I have the best body.

    Each year we have an in house pagent. We have:

    Best Body
    Best ass
    Prettiest Face
    Best Tits
    Entertainer of the year
    Best Dj
    Best Customer
    Most Liked girl
    And Stuff memeber of the year.

    Well I won best body. Now on to how I feel about that.

    I know it's a strip club and all, but I really don't like how that just turned us into parts like a chicken or something. I know it happens anyway, I mean how many times has someone bought a dance just because they like your tits or something? Didn't really give a damn about anything else, but you had nice tits.

    To me, that's like saying, "Ok Skye, dance with this bag over your head."
    However having the best body is better than have in the best ass. That just says, "Everything about you is fucked up, but your ass. Just stand up, and turn around." The girl who got prettiest face was so pissed that she quit. I honestly would have rather had the prettiest face than just be a body.

    My mom says, she thinks the award is fine, and alot of people thought that me and the other girl put too much thought into it. It's not like I quit or anything. I didn't rant or anything, I just said my what I had to say quietly, while the other girl threw her award up side the wall, cried, called the owners stupid, and threw beer, shoes and clothes.

    For the next 45 minutes people kept walking up to me telling me I wasn't ugly, and they kept telling her that her body was nice.
    If our pictures weren't on the awards I guess a good answer to the problem would have been to trade. But seeing as this girl has been kicked outta of every club in east St. Louis and can no longer work at any of them, I think she took the wrong approach.

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    Default Re: I guess I have the best body.

    For the next 45 minutes people kept walking up to me telling me I wasn't ugly, and they kept telling her that her body was nice.
    If our pictures weren't on the awards I guess a good answer to the problem would have been to trade.
    That's good...

    Well, if you get 600-800 ones thrown at you onstage, I think you can relax and feel good about yourself, lol.

    Besides contests are fickle, and people have different ideas of facial beauty. Bodies are easier to agree upon, I imagine. But the point is, you won, and lots of people didn't, couldn't and never will.

    That is quite a funny story, especially the girl who won freaking out.
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    Yeah, now that I read it back is funny. and I'm gonna see if I can post the picture that's on my award. I like the picture, but it's funny too.
    Thanx

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    we all have our strengths and weaknesses and that is something you need to understand.

    But, I really don't think having a pagent at a strip club is a really good idea. I've worked at 3 different clubs now and I must say, you won't find the nicest girls at a strip club. there is always jealousy among the girls. Always wanting to be the best body, or the most attractive, or the girl who makes the most money. I think having a pagent just makes things worse. And no one will ever be completly satisfied, I mean, I wouldn't want to be the best bod because I think I also have a pretty face, and I wouldn't want to be the prettiest face because I think I also have a nice body. So you loose either way...tell your manager to stop being so stupid and not to make girls more competitive that what we already are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    I really don't think having a pagent at a strip club is a really good idea. I've worked at 3 different clubs now and I must say, you won't find the nicest girls at a strip club. there is always jealousy among the girls. Always wanting to be the best body, or the most attractive, or the girl who makes the most money. I think having a pagent just makes things worse. And no one will ever be completly satisfied, I mean, I wouldn't want to be the best bod because I think I also have a pretty face, and I wouldn't want to be the prettiest face because I think I also have a nice body. So you loose either way...tell your manager to stop being so stupid and not to make girls more competitive that what we already are.
    Agreed completely.

    But, it's never a bad thing if you won "best body". that's like saying "best overall package", almost. again, i agree that it's bad to add friction amongst the competition, but it really is a compliment to you. what about the girls that didnt win anything? they dont have the best anything? damn, if i was one of those girls id be more pissed than if i just won "best ass"...

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    I would hate to be apart of any type of pagent like that.

    But I don't agree that getting the 'best ass' or 'best tits' award means everything else is wrong with you or that you are ugly. Some people have nicer or better body parts than others. (of course that's also a matter of opinion)

    It would be funny to have somethng like that at my club though- I would come in early for the next few days to hear the loosing dancers bitch about the certain dancer that won certain awards.

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    Congrats on winning best bod!

    Although, I would definitely not want to be in your shoes or even a pageant for that matter. I agree with the previous posts about fueling hatred among the other girls. It's just not the best idea.

    Even at the Halloween contest my club has each year, the girl with the best costume never wins. It's total BS and I like to dress up, but feel very unappreciated when my hard work goes unrecognized and I never win the contest because I'm not the flavor of the day, week, or month. It gives me a bit of an attitude because I alter everything I wear as oppossed to some girl that borrows a costume from the club just for the competition.

    However, it's better than not winning anything at all, right?

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    Default Re: I guess I have the best body.

    Uh...so...you're complaining about winning an award for having a nice body?

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    To each their own but I've won Best Ass, Prettiest Eyes, Nicest Smile, and I know I am not fugly in other areas... I really dont think its a matter of the rest of you is lacking, its more of your (insert body part here) is better than those of the other girls.
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    ^^^Totally agree with Paige. I've won awards for different body parts, as well as a "hottest body" award. Strange thing is, I win for different parts depending on where I am at. I haven't dropped or gained any weight or changed my look or anything like that, it honestly depends on who is judging as to who is going to win what. Everybody has a different idea of what they find attractive.


    Congrats on winning the award though!

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    Riiiight. Thank you. I never thought about any of that, and I'm glad I posted this. You know what, we have like three contest a week. We have a sort of Simon says sort of thing, and there's only one prize. ever week all the girls who didn't win sit around in the dressing room pissed they didn't win. And they make us all do it. The guy will get on the mic and go. "Top Flight says the last lady to touch the pole is out." "Top flight says shake your ass." "Top flight says grab the ass of the girl next to you and dance on one leg." "Now stop. Oh no top flight didn't say." Riiiight. They really need to stop with the compettions. Everyone's always so mad after them. And it takes away from time that we could be selling dancing, because they make us all do it.
    And you're right, I could be one of the girls who didn't win anything.
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    Umm... Pageants are like that...

    Take Miss Nude Canada.. hell I didnt win a 'best ___' for anything... not best bod, not best ass, face, tits whatever... I walked away with 'Rookie Of The Year'... try that one on your self esteeme lol...

    I would love a best body award but I aint got a hope in hell *as I look at my stomache* lol.

    Congrats.. dont be upset because that means everything about you is perfect(they take face, ass, breasts and everything into that title).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Umm... Pageants are like that...
    No $hit. I don't think there is any reason to be upset, you have a gorgeous body and it was recognized. It does not mean the rest of you is ugly at all. I think it's all way too dramatic. (the reactions)
    BUT, I do think that all the ladies at your club should have a say whether or not they even want to participate. It's not at all fair if you didn't consent to.
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    Default Re: I guess I have the best body.

    What about the girls who didn't win anything?


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    "Top Flight"??!!

    What an asshole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Uh...so...you're complaining about winning an award for having a nice body?
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    ^^Men as a general rule are asked to kindly stay out of SG, unless you have something useful to contribute. How was that useful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout View Post
    What about the girls who didn't win anything?

    That would really suck.

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    I'd just be happy that I had something others admired

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout View Post
    What about the girls who didn't win anything?


    Precisely why I hate this type of thing. I won a lot of them myself and I know why. It was based on audience applause and I am one of the "clique" there, so it was skewed.

    I could have been the most hideous girl there and I would have won some of those because the regulars are friends of mine.

    The first thing I did as manager was to throw those things out the window. No more...and they haven't had them since.

    I hated it when some girls had to stand there and nobody clapped for them. What kind of sadist manager gets off on this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    What kind of sadist manager gets off on this?
    There's your answer

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    Good point. I've been on both sides of the fence and it puts a target on your back if you're a favorite and pisses you off if you lose.

    I had the tightest smoothest booty! Part bubble, part pear with a perfect hourglass AND LOST to a chick with NO ASS!! Fuckin' Bensonhurst! But in Staten Island I was a GODDESS! Other chicks were gunning for me, though.

    Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Fuckin' Bensonhurst! But in Staten Island I was a GODDESS! Other chicks were gunning for me, though.

    Go figure.


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    Sorry, I can't relate. We're strippers and people objectify us. That's part of the damn business! If you can't cope with that and are secretly hoping that the dudes see you as a complete human being, go work in a health food coop, where at least they'll be subtle about the objectification.

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    I wouldn't be insulted by that. Best body doesn't mean worst face. Best face doesn't mean worst body. It's like high school superlatives. Most beautiful, best car, smartest - it's not the only thing you have going for you. It's just something you are extra gifted in. No need to be insulted by a compliment. I have a friend that always does stuff like gets color contacts or dyes her hair and when people compliment her on them she's like "you mean you hated what I had before?!".

    Its just a compliment.

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