O.K. I don't know if I am a star in Vanilla Sky or what, but strange things have been happening.
Example, if there is one thing you do in Nebraska, it is watch Nebraska football. Well, last Saturday night before last, it was Nebraska against Oklahoma. But, instead of staying home and watching this game, I saw that the new movie, The Holiday, was having a special preview. So, I take my wife to see it. It was me, 2 other guys, and about 100+ women. And it was a good movie.
Then, I am surfing ebay looking for stuff that I collect... like big ass belt buckles. I find this great buckle from the 70's from San Fran with a Unicorn on it so I buy it. I proudly tell my wife.. and she says, "That is SO GAY". So now there is no way I will wear that belt buckle. And I have no idea why in the hell I would want a Unicorn belt buckle!
Strange coincidences are happening too.
And last night I thought that taking cooking class would be great because I enjoy cooking. So I surfed the web and read some stuff on these classes. Today, I had to go to a business and drop something off and RIGHT NEXT DOOR is a culinary cooking school. So I had to go in and pick up the class schedule. What are the odds of that happening. Oh, if your interested, it the "Culinary Boot Camp".
Oh, in an earlier post, I mentioned that I got a letter from an insurance company indicating that I owned $1100 in stock that I had no idea I owned. Well that is half of the story. On the same day, I had donated $1000 to a small church in my hometown for new doors. I ponder, how likely is it on the same day you give money you get it back. Where is all of this good karma coming from?
It's just weird but without bad things happening. Am I turning gay? I mean not in a guy way, but in a girl way? Am I a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Have I been reading too much stripperweb on the pink side? Will Emily invite me into the ladies only section?
So, really the point of this whole post, "Is anyone in the market for a Unicorn Belt Buckle?"


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