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    What's your best Customer you ever had and why?

    What's your worst Customer you ever had and why?




    Might make for some interesting posts.

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    Worst customer I ever had was sitting down in a chair at the tip rail. It's day shift, and slow as all hell, plus I was working at a really dive-y brothel of a club at the time (I call this the shooting-fish-in-a-barrel approach - why work in a gown club and be a 9 in a room of nines when you can work a dive full of old chicks and be a 9 in a room of 2's? Anyhow, back to the point.) FS is pretty much expected in VIP, touching runs rampant, all that. Some guy just came out of the LD (read:BJ) room, and sat down to tip. Cool. I pull off my top, let him see the girls, and he reaches out to touch me. I stop him, say no in a nice but firm way, hold out my garter. He tips. Asks for another. I think, okay. I pull my top completely off (it was just down, before) and as my dress slides over my head and I am essentially blind, he JAMS HIS FINGER IN MY ASS! I scream, grab his ponytail, and, long story short, break his nose and cheekbone while FOUR girls try to get me off of him. Ah, good times.

    Best customer? B-grade 80's musician who I will not mention, who frequented my club, and would get FS from a chick and then when she was done, he'd call me over and take me to VIP. He's into this whole Anime-Japanaholic thing, and he'd make origami art out of fifties.. The catch was that I had to talk to him while he did it - and he wouldn't talk back. A completely one sided conversation. As soon as I ran out of things to say, he quit folding up money. I usually ended up telling stories about my "life". The first few times it was awkward, but then I got it - I pulled a double once because he came in an hour before day shift was over. Serious, serious bank.

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    best - there are a two tied.

    one a regular i got along well with and consider a friend. spent hours in VIP and came in very consistantly. never tried to take things to the "next level".

    another regular was a really interesting older guy. self made millionare. great conversationalist. didn't buy dances, but tipped a 20 about every 10 minutes on average and each song on stage to make up for time lost sitting with him. he'd stay about 4-5 hours each time and we'd hang out.. sometimes with other girls too, but the money never changed (she just got a lot too) the least i ever made off him was 300 (he had to leave "early") and the most was............. a lot.

    the worst customer .... there's been lots of bad ones but the worst? i'd say any of these..

    the guy who tried to choke me and also left bruises on my hips
    the guy who pulled his cock out and tried to force me down on it
    the guy who basicaly dry-raped me and held me down so hard he left bruises on my arms.
    the other various assaults and/or cock puller-outers

    i fought all of them back.. but the damage was already done. gave the first one listed a black eye and a bloody (and possibly broken) nose, and i'm pretty sure his testicles don't work anymore.

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    Best- a neighbor of mine (G.C.) on Guam who took me in after Supertyphoon Pongsona. Without him, I would have been sh*t out of luck & all alone during a very messed-up time on the island (this was when that custie stalker tried to force me into his car, because people know the cops on the island are too busy to catch up with all the lawbreaking in the aftermath of a natural disaster, including sexual assaults.) He came in to the club and tipped me a bunch of money to help me on my return trip to California when my dad got sick & I was leaving in days. Good man.

    Worst- the aformentioned custie stalker numbnuts who found me in a Tumon Bay bus stop & tried to force me into his car.....Weeks before I had shoved him in the club because he grabbed me....Total loser....HE was actually the lucky one....two passerby intervened because I warned him I was going to stab him if he succeeded in getting me in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Best- a neighbor of mine (G.C.) on Guam who took me in after Supertyphoon Pongsona. Without him, I would have been sh*t out of luck & all alone during a very messed-up time on the island (this was when that custie stalker tried to force me into his car, because people know the cops on the island are too busy to catch up with all the lawbreaking in the aftermath of a natural disaster, including sexual assaults.) He came in to the club and tipped me a bunch of money to help me on my return trip to California when my dad got sick & I was leaving in days. Good man.

    Worst- the aformentioned custie stalker numbnuts who found me in a Tumon Bay bus stop & tried to force me into his car.....Weeks before I had shoved him in the club because he grabbed me....Total loser....HE was actually the lucky one....two passerby intervened because I warned him I was going to stab him if he succeeded in getting me in the car.

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    I've had far too many good and bad customer to actually come up with a first place. I think one of the best times I had at work was one of my first NATO's on the blue side. I had a guy who just petted me like a kitten and told me I was a good girl and rubbed ice over most of my body. And I was shy back then, so I think I left out the spanking and masturbation (mine, not his).

    Worst. Hmm. There was once a customer that completely targetted me because I was so drunk I could barely hold my head up. I suppose it goes without saying that I went over the line in the VIP, not really because I was into it (which is one of those things that is regrettable, but happens occasionally in my view) but because I was literally too drunk to do anything to stop him (see girls? Don't drink so excessively at work. It makes you pathetic). I felt kind of gross after, but what really disgusted me after was that he came in the next day to try to convince me that I really liked it. And in case anyone was wondering - I was too drunk for him to think I liked it. I could really sit up or lift my head without help, but I was kind of slurring "I don't think you should do that". Like he knew I didn't want it; there was no confusion.
    I once had a customer buy me a couple a couple of drinks and then tell me that I was way uglier than the other girls in the bar. I was drunk (again) so I was crushed. I went into the changeroom and cried. The next day when I sobered up, I didn't really know what I got so upset about - because a) he was so, so wrong (I know it seems like I'm totally full of myself; I'm not. I've been hired and then refused to work places because I was afraid of the competition. I just know I was readily competitive with these particular girls) and b) it's not like I would have accepted his opinion as valid on a movie, music, clothing or any other aesthetic issue, so why would I let him define my self-worth?

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    Best: This guy i met 4 years ago, He buys me the best gifts, gives me a great amount of money, takes me on shopping trips etc, but not just that, he is a really fun guy, who is married who just wants to have a fun time. he is great!

    the worst: this goes in one catagory: the ones who hound and hound you to meet with them for dinner, or to be your girlfriend, have dry personalities.I have many of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    (I know it seems like I'm totally full of myself)
    Jenny, you're totally full of yourself. You're the snob of SW. Why apologize? Your elevated opinion of yourself is endearing, why is being full of onesself a bad thing? I don't get that.

    Myself, i'm awesome!

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    Worst:
    A regular. He came in once or twice a week for a CR. He was a 35 year old fat man that still lived with mommy and daddy. He worked at Dave and Busters and had aspirations to win this espn contest to be a sports broadcaster. He had the stinkiest breath in the world. IN the CR, I would give him a normal, run of the mill dance. this club dances were fully clothed, not even topless. Light contact. He would moan and grunt like he was having sex. He would also say my (fake) real name, like...ohhh, yeah....uhhh tiffany, ohh baby, yeah.
    He once thanked me for showing him what it was like to make love.

    When I left for Vegasm he wrote me a 10 page goodbye letter, addressed to my (fake) real name. Included in this letter was a $10 gift certificate to Dave and Busters.


    My best:
    The one who gave me 2 million dollars, just cause he wanted to see me smile. He gave me the money, and walked away, never to be seen or heard from again.( haven't actually met my best customer yet, but I know he's out there, waiting for me to come along. One day, we will meet. I have faith)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Worst:
    A regular. He came in once or twice a week for a CR. He was a 35 year old fat man that still lived with mommy and daddy. He worked at Dave and Busters and had aspirations to win this espn contest to be a sports broadcaster. He had the stinkiest breath in the world. IN the CR, I would give him a normal, run of the mill dance. this club dances were fully clothed, not even topless. Light contact. He would moan and grunt like he was having sex. He would also say my (fake) real name, like...ohhh, yeah....uhhh tiffany, ohh baby, yeah.
    He once thanked me for showing him what it was like to make love.

    When I left for Vegasm he wrote me a 10 page goodbye letter, addressed to my (fake) real name. Included in this letter was a $10 gift certificate to Dave and Busters.


    My best:
    The one who gave me 2 million dollars, just cause he wanted to see me smile. He gave me the money, and walked away, never to be seen or heard from again.( haven't actually met my best customer yet, but I know he's out there, waiting for me to come along. One day, we will meet. I have faith)


    Can't stop laughing!!!!
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    This customer was my best but he also turned out to be my worst. He would come in every Wednesday for me and all I'd have to do is sit and talk to him and I'd make a grand everytime. However, I still had to go on stage. So when I was onstage and there were other customers there, he'd flip if I took a tip from someone else. Then let's say I was walking past a table to get back to him and a guy stopped me to ask for a dance or something (which of course I turned down) when I got back to him he'd go off on me. Call me names etc.. I know alot of people would ask why I put up with that, well simple, the money. I work in a very small club where $300 a nite is considered decent, so $1000 a night was fucking spectacular! So when he'd get mad at me like that he'd go get this one girl who he knew I hated and sit and spend his money on her the rest of the nite. I honestly felt like I didn't do anything that wrong. Nobody owns me. We'd actually sit at the table some nites and verbally fight. Then one Saturday, he never came in on Saturdays, we had Bubba Booey from the Howard Stern show in and I was picked to go up into VIP with him and his crew. VIP in our club is just the third level mind you. And my regular came in and saw me. Well, he wasn't happy that I wasn't going to sit with him etc... Come on it's Bubba Booey! So he walks into VIP where I'm sitting and starts screaming at me in front of everyone. Then he wouldn't leave the floor staff alone about me so they took me out of VIP to go by him, they wouldn't kick him out because he was a big spender, pretty fucked up huh? It gets better though. So I'm sitting with him on a busy Sat. nite and he's screaming at me and making it obvious that he's not going to give me any money but I better sit here anyways or I'll never see a red cent again. Then this guy came up and asked me for a dance and I wanted any excuse to get out of there so I went with him. Well my guy followed. I'm in the middle of a dance and he's pulling me off of the customer and screaming at the guy. And they still didn't kick him out after that! He finally left because I went in the dressing room and refused to come out. I haven't seen him since, but you know what? I'm fine with that. He was turning out to be one of those guys that probably would've followed me home and cut me up. But I do have a question, was I wrong in any way that I treated him or handled the situation?? Please tell me for the next guy that's willing to spend that kind of money.

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    kaiarose you were TOO nice to him in my opinion. no matter what a customer spends they do not own you and have no right to treat u in that way. if he does come back i think u should ignore him coz i think this guy could be seriously obsessed and dangerous. i also think he is confused about what the relationship between stripper and regular is supposed to be.

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    my best:

    At the time I was living and working in las vegas. A guy wants a vip show with me and I charge him $600 for a 45 minute show. We usually charge $450 but he looked wealthy so I took advantage .... so he sits down and I start dancing for him. He asks me if I'm single and I say that I actually am single, (I always say I'm single even if I am not)....and then I asked him back if he is single. He said he wasn't and that he had 3 kids. 10 seconds after this being said he stands up, excuses himself and says that he wants to go home. He apologizes to me and gives me an extra tip in compensation (lol)....his tip: $400.
    So that was it....I made $1000 in less than 5 minutes. I wish all customers were like him

    Worst costumer:

    A guy who wanted a vip show but didn't have any money so he offered me weed in exchange of the vip show. I was like..."you know what baby, go sell your weed and bring the money back to me and then you can get your show"....I don't even do drugs! lol
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    Wee? Not a Wii?! I'd take a Wii.. hahaha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Wee? Not a Wii?! I'd take a Wii.. hahaha.
    Fuck the Wii. If I wanted to wave my arms like a tool in from of the tv, I'd watch Bush give speeches. However, bring me a PS3 and we're in business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    The one who gave me 2 million dollars, just cause he wanted to see me smile. He gave me the money, and walked away, never to be seen or heard from again


    oh my god!

    hell if i get handed a 20 on stage i'm smiling at the guy

    i cannot possibly gauge a reaction to 2 million.

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