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    Default We should have a "best of SW"

    Ok if you were writing a hypothetical book what kind of "best of SW" would you put in it? I mean from crazy members, laughable posts, debate threads, everything could go in no limits. This kinda reminds me of the craigslist best of section. There is some funny stuff in there.
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    Oh, I have one:
    A la Emily:

    Usually non-strippers are not welcome here. So contributing to threads doesn't necessarily make you one of us. It's going to take a long time and a lot of ass kissing to get the strippers to like you. And your ass kidding to date sucks.
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    I find the entire Xiomara series to be very intriguing.


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    Fortunately, I was just a lurker at the time, and able to avoid the embarrassment of professing my undying love and lust (unlike some ), for the infamous "Rose Delight". One of the truly great frauds. And I mean that in a good way.

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    I was rather enjoying CustomerFromHell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    I find the entire Xiomara series to be very intriguing.
    I KNEW that was gonna be in here! dang can i get some love at the end?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara View Post
    I KNEW that was gonna be in here! dang can i get some love at the end?
    Of course you can...........when is "the end" though???
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    its been the end! Since I proved and was apologized to,for all the "stories" and "fake drama" blah blah blah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara View Post
    its been the end! Since I proved and was apologized to,for all the "stories" and "fake drama" blah blah blah.
    I wasn't saying you were fake!! I was just enjoying the whole series of your life.

    Kinda reminds me of my luck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I was rather enjoying CustomerFromHell.
    Hated him. He stalked me and threatened to sue me. He can go back to where he was from.


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    Ok,gotcha. Yeah,it'd make a good book now that I think of it. But only written by a person who was along my side the whole time. Not by SW'ers or other forum folks! Ive learned thats disaster sometimes lol !

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Hated him. He stalked me and threatened to sue me. He can go back to where he was from.
    I missed something.. are those still here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara View Post
    I missed something.. are those still here?
    He was never mentioned by name out loud in the posts made about him (which I will not refer to - because he might threaten to sue me again -bollocks) but it was shown that CustomerFromHell on here was emailing and messaging girls to coax them into saying something online so he could sue them for slander. He, apparantly, does it a LOT. One of these days, a judge is going to beat him with a gavel for making another complaint. o.o


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    sounds like a LA-WHO-SER! (sorry..watching Liar Liar )

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    For humour, some of the stuff from the wierd or unusual customer threads (I forget the exact names of them now )- Some of those stories are hilarious!!!!!
    For a duller section of the book without mentioning any names some of the contradicting posts made - none of the discussion that goes with them when pointed out, just the posts.
    And maybe a section featuring avatars. The worst being that god-awful one Nina Daisy had for a while, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    For humour, some of the stuff from the wierd or unusual customer threads (I forget the exact names of them now )- Some of those stories are hilarious!!!!!
    For a duller section of the book without mentioning any names some of the contradicting posts made - none of the discussion that goes with them when pointed out, just the posts.
    And maybe a section featuring avatars. The worst being that god-awful one Nina Daisy had for a while, lol!
    Oh god, before you even said that second sentence, I went, "You mean that one Nina Daisy had?"


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    Yes! The flap jacks! :/
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    ^^I think I know the one you speak of. I think there is a thread moved to stripping general that deals with strangeness.... or strange things you lovely ladies have seen.
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    hehe.... the whole thing about "farewell to SW" "I'm leaving" and the like....

    also "I'm rich bitch"!!! (where is she?) not to mention tyra.

    I lurked for a while too..... and I practically read every club review for every place I even think of going. Hundreds, for sure.... And there was some great shit there.

    ummm. DW accused of being a fraud, when so many of us have taken (and loved!!!) his class.

    remember all the tidbits the liquid dreams trolls had??? That type of thing belongs.

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    Oh, I think this is a great idea! I remember when I used to read and post a lot in Salon.com's Table Talk message board, and they had a Posts of the Week section. No idea how they went about selecting them, but there would usually be two or three. Usually chosen for their hilarity (Mast, you know we're all looking in your direction), but sometimes for their wisdom or even profundity.

    I dunno, doesn't necessarily need to be as formal as TT's, but maybe we could start with a thread where we simply copy & post to share something that struck us?

    How about maybe a SW Award Show, too, a la Oscars? Since others are mentioning avatars and other categories, we could nominate posters for, say:

    Hottest Avatar
    Best Troll
    Best Actress in a Dramatic Role
    Most Consistently Hilarious Class Clown
    Best Plastic Surgery/Body Makeover
    Best Night From Hell
    Funniest Avatar
    Best Advisor to Newbies
    Most Likely to Bag a Stripper Award
    Best Sparring Match in Customer Conversation
    Scariest Avatar
    Best Worst Customer Anecdote
    Best Ambassador from the Blue Side

    and so on. I'm sure I'll think of more later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    hehe.... the whole thing about "farewell to SW" "I'm leaving" and the like....

    also "I'm rich bitch"!!! (where is she?) not to mention tyra.

    I lurked for a while too..... and I practically read every club review for every place I even think of going. Hundreds, for sure.... And there was some great shit there.

    ummm. DW accused of being a fraud, when so many of us have taken (and loved!!!) his class.

    remember all the tidbits the liquid dreams trolls had??? That type of thing belongs.
    You haven't been here as long as I have so I have vast amounts of (useless) SW drama stored in my head. No matter what, xxxeyezxxx/zoey/danielle will be the best entertainment ever!

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30684

    You're just talking the best of winter 2006.

    Another fond SW moment: The outting of "RoseDelight".

    Oh, and thanks Jenny. Too bad that had to be pasted with my typo ("kidding", not "kissing")

    But I'm honored because you do some of the best verbal self-defense on here.

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    You know, I keep seeing "RoseDelight" referenced, and there's obviously some outlandish story to be told there - can any of you point me in the right direction? I did do a search just on the name and got a lot of irrelevant stuff.

    (How unfortunate is it that my name is so similar? I swear I had no idea!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    You know, I keep seeing "RoseDelight" referenced, and there's obviously some outlandish story to be told there - can any of you point me in the right direction? I did do a search just on the name and got a lot of irrelevant stuff.

    (How unfortunate is it that my name is so similar? I swear I had no idea!)
    here you go....http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50197

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    Liquid Dreams trolls?? What'd I miss?

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    just another troll invasion about a week or so ago.

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