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    Default happy hanukkah

    because we don't do christmas. and there are other holidays... and happy kwanzaa but i dont know much about that holiday i confess.

    i'll e-sing to you all:

    dreidel dreidel dreidel
    i made it out of clay
    and when it's dry and ready,
    oh dreidel i shall play.

    ^^ that song plays on repeat unfortunately sometimes in my house as my aunts gave my one dog a plush dreidel dog toy that sings instead of squeaks and sings that song in kids voices. bah, i take it away all the time. im such a meanie.

    and for those who know nothing of hanukkah, i share the following story's link:
    http://www.teachervision.fen.com/han...tory/3557.html

    Love it!

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    Gelt for everyone! Here's the menorah on the mantel of our half-Jewish, half-Episcopalian, all-atheist all the time household:
    Last edited by Susan Wayward; 09-15-2007 at 12:30 AM.

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    Pretty menorah! I'm going out to buy one today. I have a little pewter one, but buying candles for it is a pain in the ass because it's so small. So I'll be shopping in WeHo later on this afternoon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post

    i'll e-sing to you all:

    dreidel dreidel dreidel
    i made it out of clay
    and when it's dry and ready,
    oh dreidel i shall play.
    Admittedly, I've liked this song about as much as drinking Manishewitz wine. That is, until I heard the SOUTHPARK version of the song:

    From the album "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
    Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - South Park
    Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..

    I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
    And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
    Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..
    [ike sings mini song to the tune]

    Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
    Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
    Cartman: Sure!

    Cartman: Here's a little dreidel
    That's small and made of clay
    But i'm not gonna play with it
    'Cos dreidel's fucking gay.

    Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
    C: Jews, play stupid games..
    Jews, that's why they're lame.

    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame.
    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
    || I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
    || With Dreidel I shall play.

    Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..
    Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..
    Stan: Let me try..

    Stan: I'll try to make it spin..
    It fell, i'll try again.

    || K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame.

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame!

    Sheila: Hello Boys!
    Kyle: Hi mom!
    Sheila: Oh, how precious! You bots are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
    Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..
    Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    You'll know, our people always win!
    || Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    || You'll know, our people always win!
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame!

    Kyle: Oh, hi dad!
    Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?
    Kyle: Sure..
    K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
    And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..
    Everybody!

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame.
    || Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    || You'll know, our people always win!
    || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    || You're so hot, on that show..

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame!
    || Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    || You'll know, our people always win!
    || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    || You're so hot, on that show..

    Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    You're so hot, on that show..
    Courtney Cox, I.. uh?
    Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
    Gerald: Oh, sorry..
    Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, i'll try again.
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that's why they're lame.
    || Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    || You'll know, our people always win!
    || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    || You're so hot, on that show..

    || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
    || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
    || Stan: I'll try to make it spin
    || It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
    || C: Jews, play stupid games..
    || Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!
    || Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
    || You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!
    || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
    || You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!

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    ^^^ LOL! I'm a bigger fan of Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song."

    Put on your yarmulke,
    Here comes Hanukkah!
    So much funukah,
    To celebrate Hanukkah!
    Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

    When you feel like the only kid in town
    Without a Christmas tree,
    Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me:

    David Lee Roth lights the menorah.
    So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.

    Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
    Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli!
    Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too.
    Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew.

    You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock",
    'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk
    and Mr. Spock -- both Jewish.

    Put on your yarmulke
    It's time for Hanukkah
    The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
    Celebrates Hanukkah

    O.J. Simpson - not a Jew.
    But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew -- he converted
    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.
    Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish -- not too shabby!

    Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
    Well he's not, but guess who is -- All Three Stooges!
    So many Jews are in showbiz,
    Tom Cruise isn't - but I heard his agent is.

    Tell your friend Veronica
    It's time to celebrate Hanukkah.
    I hope I get a harmonicah
    Oh this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
    So drink your gin and tonicah
    And smoke your marijuanikah.
    If you really, really wannakah
    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!
    Happy Hanukkah!"

    Adam Sandler's 'The Hanukkah Song Part II'
    Put on your yarmulke
    Its time for Hanukkah
    So much funnaka
    To celebrate Hanukkah
    Hanukkah is the festival of lights
    Instead of one day of presents
    We get eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town
    Without a Christmas tree
    Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
    Just like you and me

    Winona Ryder,
    Drinks Manischewitz wine
    Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

    Guess who gives and receives
    Loads of Hanukkah toys
    The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

    Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
    Courtney Love is half too
    Put them together
    What a funky bad ass Jew

    We got Harvey Keitel
    And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
    Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
    And yes her boobs are real

    Put on your yarmulka
    Its time for Hanukkah
    2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
    celebrates Hanukkah

    O.J. Simpson
    Still not a Jew
    But guess who is,
    The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

    Bob Dylan was born a Jew
    Then he wasn't
    but now he's back,
    Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
    'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

    Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
    On the PGA tour
    No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
    I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

    So many Jews are in the show biz
    Bruce Springsteen isn't
    But my mother thinks he is.

    Tell the world-amanaka
    It's time for Hanukkah
    It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
    The C is silent in Hanukkah
    So get your hooked on phonica
    Get drunk in Tijuanaka
    If you really really wannaka
    Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah!

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