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    Angry One dollar a time...

    ok, another tipping question....most of my money i make is from stage.

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    ok, what do ya do when the guy is a "slow tipper". u have to REMIND him to tip you by holding out your garter. and when you do hold out your garter in some weird pose, its hard to stay in that pose, while he slowly digs in his pocket to reach for his wallet...to just pull out ONE dollar, then puts his wallet back in the pocket.

    GRR!! then i gotta keep doing the garter thing, holding it out while im bending over or something(ugh) then i gotta wait there, while he gets ONE dollar...then he just puts his wallet back! then i gotta keep doiing it! then he keeps taking one dollar out, and then putting his wallet back. its so ANNOYING.

    anything to do/say to help this?

    i love it when guys just come up to you with a wad of dollar bills, and tip you constantaly WITHOUT you having to pull out your garter.
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    Tell me about it!

    I make my money out of lap dances and private shows. Still, I have to go on stage about 6 times a night. And sometimes, the club is so damn slow that they make me go on stage for a couple of stupid guys who are not tipping at all!

    I get really pissed off, so I just dance around and don't get naked at all! Sometimes they'll yell: "Take off your clothes baby!" and I just smile bakc and say : "Take out your wallet ashole!"
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    "I'll start strippin' when you start tippin'!"

    I used to have a DJ who would say that.

    As for the slow tipper guy, find a comfortable way to wait for his pokey ass to get out that tip. Floor poses are always good, or if you have a high tip rail, put one knee on the rail for balance. Or just sit on the rail. When he starts to put the wallet away, lean over and whisper, "I wouldn't do that just yet, baby! You are going to need that."

    Some guys just always put their wallet away out of habit, and when they are mesmerized by a beautiful woman, it's just too much to expect them to think ahead like that. Better to remind them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by colleen View Post
    "I'll start strippin' when you start tippin'!". When he starts to put the wallet away, lean over and whisper, "I wouldn't do that just yet, baby! You are going to need that."
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    That's great advice Colleen!!! I didn't have any because I really don't get that at my club, they come up to the stage already with a dollar in their hand. Remember Windy, guys don't have a lot of thinking capacity going on their brains, they just don't think, they just do whatever. Whenever we think a man is thinking something, chances are, he's not thinking one single thing, he doesn't have that capability!

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    I had a dj that did the "We don't strip til you tip" line as well. It actually worked most of the time because the guys got used to the fact that we were not going to dance our asses off for no money.

    On the totally opposite end of the spectrum, when I worked here in Nashville we had to go on stage even if there was only one customer in the building. We had to get totally nude, and if he didn't want to tip at all, we just had to keep going. I actually saw a girl take a wallet from a guy sitting at the tip rail that wasn't tipping, take out a wad of cash, and then give him his wallet back. That didn't go over so well.

    Just keep smiling and try to get in a comfortable position for 'single dollar man'. Half the time they don't think about what they are doing, they're too busy looking at hot naked girls.

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    I don't fuck with one dollar man. Why? Because other motherfuckers will think that shit is cute and they can do it, too. You know how men are with that monkey see, monkey do thing. I lean over for my tip, if he doesn't move quickly I'll say, "I'm sorry, aren't you tipping the girls?" That usually gets them moving. I had one guy a few weeks ago say:

    Guy: "That's it?" (after I turned around and did the custom shake for your tip.)

    Me: "Yes, that's it. I'm beautiful and polite and I shook it for you."

    Guy: "Oh no baby, you gotta work harder than that. Wiggle those tits."

    Me: "Oh no, that's okay. Bye."

    Guy: "Wait!..." (as he watches me walk off)


    The other guys were quick with tipping me, AND I got dances. I made my point very clear by having that guy look like a dumbass holding his dollar in his hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    I get really pissed off, so I just dance around and don't get naked at all! Sometimes they'll yell: "Take off your clothes baby!" and I just smile bakc and say : "Take out your wallet ashole!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    Tell me about it!

    I make my money out of lap dances and private shows. Still, I have to go on stage about 6 times a night. And sometimes, the club is so damn slow that they make me go on stage for a couple of stupid guys who are not tipping at all!

    I get really pissed off, so I just dance around and don't get naked at all! Sometimes they'll yell: "Take off your clothes baby!" and I just smile bakc and say : "Take out your wallet ashole!"

    That is the greatest idea ever!!!! You rock!

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    Default Re: One dollar a time...

    thanks everyone. thing is, at my club, u just stay on stage, and wait for a guy to come up to you, then u start dancing/receiving tips.

    usually just one guy at a time....so sometimes i want to get rid of the slow tippers so another man will feel "ok" to come sit by me and tip me.

    ????
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    Those guys suck, but if I waved away every slow dollar tipping guy I wouldn't have as much stage money. That's just the way it is sometimes, and I'd rather have the dollar than make a scene in front of would-be nice guys. I think of the stage as a way to determine who is going to annoy me in a LD and who seems like a good customer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    I don't fuck with one dollar man. Why? Because other motherfuckers will think that shit is cute and they can do it, too. You know how men are with that monkey see, monkey do thing. I lean over for my tip, if he doesn't move quickly I'll say, "I'm sorry, aren't you tipping the girls?" That usually gets them moving. I had one guy a few weeks ago say:

    Guy: "That's it?" (after I turned around and did the custom shake for your tip.)

    Me: "Yes, that's it. I'm beautiful and polite and I shook it for you."

    Guy: "Oh no baby, you gotta work harder than that. Wiggle those tits."

    Me: "Oh no, that's okay. Bye."

    Guy: "Wait!..." (as he watches me walk off)


    The other guys were quick with tipping me, AND I got dances. I made my point very clear by having that guy look like a dumbass holding his dollar in his hand.
    My advice: Don't wait on a fucking dollar. Especially in front of a crowd. You deserve better than that.
    I agree totally, here! I don't wait around for slow tipping guy while I'm on stage. I'll go bug him after the fact, though. I might say something like, "did you like my dance?" and he'll say yes or nod or something and I'll say 'How much did you like my dance?" and stand there with my leg and garter in front of his face until he puts a bill in my garter. Even cheap ass guys squirm when you stare them down for 30 seconds or more. He'll tip me just to make me go away.

    After the guy tips me the slow $1, I'll giggle, say thanks and ask for the lap dance. It is usually a no or a maybe later, but at least I let him know that we are there to WORK. I can dance for exercise anywhere.


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    Shit, if they hand me one dollar I always turn and say, "You're gonna tip the other side, right?" Wink wink. I've never had it fail.
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    I wish I didn't have to strip if they weren't tipping. The one club I work at is ass backwards. We generally feel ike we're stripping to catch a cold. Ok. Maybe a quarter. And since they're so dumb with their rules we have to strip.
    But for now it's convenient.
    I walk away from the do more for the $ bs. But they still got to look for FREE. Pisses me off it does.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    ...at least I let him know that we are there to WORK. I can dance for exercise anywhere.
    Exactly. And Paris, I like what you said about going up to him afterwards. I think I'm gonna try that "how much did you like my dance?" bit if it's slow one night and I want the guy to understand what a cock weasel he is.
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