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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
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    We have a book of misheard lyrics. It's called "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy," and it's really funny to leaf through when you're bored.

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    Altho I have to admit, the commercial where they misrepeat the lyrics to rock the casbah annoys the everlivin piss out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Altho I have to admit, the commercial where they misrepeat the lyrics to rock the casbah annoys the everlivin piss out of me.
    Hahaha yeah! That was just on too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    Altho I have to admit, the commercial where they misrepeat the lyrics to rock the casbah annoys the everlivin piss out of me.

    OH Gawd, I hear you. It's really insulting, given it was a smart political song...Joe Strummer is growling "FAAAK!!" in his grave.

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    I JUST heard that commercial myself at the pharmacy! Grrrrr. I hate that damn commercial too.

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    I haven't heard that commercial, but given my love of the Clash, I think if I ever hear it it'll make me cry

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    hah... reminds me of being in high school, and one of my friends was telling me how she thinks the song "Bootylicious" is really disgusting. when i asked why, she said because of the line, "I don't think you're ready for fish jelly"

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    ahh yea, misheard lyrics... like when i thought sean paul was sayin "Bi Lovin is the way to go!"
    and i really thought he was jsut open minded!

    Love it!

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    Haha. I'm the queen of misheard lyrics. All the way back to Bob bob bob bob bob a ramp. (barbara annnn) And Won't ya bag that answer. Yikes.

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    Every night I work with certain dancers for months now, I play the crunk song "Shoulder Lean". In spite of seeing the title every time, I still thought the fucking guy was singing "Let me see you, shorty..."

    He's not, of course, it's "shoulder"--whatthefuckever...


    Oh, and in regards to the desecration of the Clash song "Rock the Casbah"--thank god, I only just heard of this latest abomination a night or two ago. This is why I refuse to watch television.

    It is evil and vile propaganda, mostly of a commercial variety.
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    LOL The last one was the funniest :-D must see
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    I used to hear "the girl with colitis goes by" instead of "the girl with kaleidescope eyes." Maybe because my stepfather had colitis, I don't know. I was singing it one day and my mom couldn't stop laughing.

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    One of my best high school friend thought that "Suffragette City" was a sexist song. I finally got her to explain why - in the line "this mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place", she heard "The SMELL OF FAT CHICKS just put my spine out of place".

    Now I can never hear that song without thinking of BBW. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
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    Hehe.. One of my favorite misheard lyrics are ones that I was CONVINCED were right for a long time. They're from one of my favorite Manson songs "User Friendly". I was SURE that he said:

    "User Friendly, Fucking Dumpster Hussy."

    But no..

    The lyrics are actually:

    "User Friendly, Fucking Dopestar Obscene"

    (I like my lyrics better.. Heh)

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    LOL yea i have a lot of misheard lyrics....one of my faves is Type O Negative's Christian Woman, I couldve sworn he sang "she likes it long and hard..long and hard....deep inside of her" when it is actually "she wants to know god, feel god...inside of her...deep inside of her"
    I think id been lookin at Peter Steeles Playgirl pics too much
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    The best type of misheard lyrics are when you're in a car with several other people and everyone is singing along and then it gets to that ONE PART and everyone just kinda mumbles something different. That's one of life's little treasures, right there.
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    ^^^ I was in a 15-passenger van full of actors loudly singing the theme from "The Jeffersons." Everyone was going along and then there was that one line no one understands... everyone stopped singing for that line except one guy who belted out his own replacement, and then everyone joined in again. Totally hilarious!

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    The latest one that still cracks me up is from that Gorillaz song where the chorus is supposed to be "Feels Good" but sounds like "Milk Duds".

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    ha that last one paige posted was funny! "friggin' cleaning" and the "my God, my turn, I QUIT" that was freaking halarious for some odd reason!

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    I can't remember the name of the song or even the artist, but I'm sure I have these lyrics wrong..

    Please ID and correct these for me, folks. To me it sounds like,
    "Waco my airplane, waco my airplane
    IIIIIIII feel like a newborn.

    ... someone to take my picture"

    blahblahblah

    I can't believe I can't remember the artist but if someone can correct the first line I just might be able to sleep at night.

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    ^^^ Artist is Filter, song is "Take a Picture".

    Awake on my airplane
    Awake on my airplane
    My skin is bare
    My skin is theirs
    Awake on my airplane
    Awake on my airplane
    My skin is bare
    My skin is theirs
    I feel like a newborn
    And I feel like a newborn
    Awake on my airplane
    Awake on my airplane
    I feel so real

    Could you take my picture
    'Cause I won't remember (etc.)


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    Yay! My #1 mystery is solved!! Thank you, Rosewhite!

    Now I just have to figure out what to make myself for dinner... *ponders*

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    ^^You can also sing "Leggo my Eggo, Leggo my Eggo" along to that Filter song. "Move Along" by All American Rejects, the chorus sounds like "Mow The Lawn", as was pointed out to me by one of our newest members, the luscious Miss Vega.

    BTW, RoseWhite, Suffragette City was on the radio on the way home, and I TOTALLY HEARD "The smell of fat chicks....". I LOL'd in the car and felt like a complete tard.
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    Did you rock back and forth and lick the window too, Mr C?
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