Results 1 to 23 of 23

Thread: Oprah Is So Silly

  1. #1
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Oprah Is So Silly

    Talking about bra sizes...


    Oprah: "I thought only strippers were D's. I guess I'm a double stripper."

    Guest: "I guess I'm a triple stripper!"



    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  2. #2
    Veteran Member TheLioness's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    534
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Haha! Hopefully they were at least being lighthearted about it and derogatory

  3. #3
    God/dess Casual Observer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston MA
    Posts
    5,670
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 144 Times in 74 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Please...Oprah has been wishing she had a stripper's body since she started Harpo.

    Envy is a right bitch.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

  4. #4
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLioness View Post
    Haha! Hopefully they were at least being lighthearted about it and derogatory

    I saw it as a joke. Both people were smiling and laughing, seemed very silly to me. Not a bad thing.
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  5. #5
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Lady Gwen & I were just discussing how Oprah would probably donate a LOT of money to Barak Obama's campaign if he were to run for US President....since she would be taking a pay cut if she chose to run for office herself. LOL

    Oprah is cool, she's got bigger fish to fry than knocking strippers...Leave that to Tyra!

  6. #6
    Moderator Optimist's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2004
    Location
    House of Aion
    Posts
    8,074
    Thanks
    7,881
    Thanked 5,705 Times in 2,127 Posts
    My Mood
    In Love

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Is it me or was Oprah rather hands on with the guests knockers?

  7. #7
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Is it me or was Oprah rather hands on with the guests knockers?

    She finally gets to unleash her inner lesbian!



    Is it me or do the bra sizes they show these women to be seem.... bigger than the tits we're seein?
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  8. #8
    God/dess FrustratedBunny's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    New Orleans, LA
    Posts
    2,457
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Doesn't oprah have a stripper pole?

  9. #9
    God/dess JustJayda's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    Philly- Cheesesteaks, Tastykakes and Misto shakes!!
    Posts
    2,691
    Thanks
    15
    Thanked 24 Times in 21 Posts
    My Mood
    Psychedelic

    Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny View Post
    Doesn't oprah have a stripper pole?
    yeah, it's the kind with the brown-powdered finish....I think it's called "Gail"
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

  10. #10
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 57 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Is it me or was Oprah rather hands on with the guests knockers?
    I noticed that the first time they aired this episode.

  11. #11
    God/dess Silverback's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    On board the Kobayashi Maru
    Posts
    2,387
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Lady Gwen & I were just discussing how Oprah would probably donate a LOT of money to Barak Obama's campaign if he were to run for US President....since she would be taking a pay cut if she chose to run for office herself. LOL

    You're right. People like her don't become politicians; they just buy them.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

  12. #12
    God/dess VenusGoddess's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    13,598
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 28 Times in 23 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    yeah, it's the kind with the brown-powdered finish....I think it's called "Gail"
    Bwahahahahahaahahahahaha...

    Thanks for the laugh!!

  13. #13
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Paige watches Oprah.

  14. #14
    God/dess kryssy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Dayton, Ohio
    Posts
    2,563
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    I just wanna go on the Christmas show. You know the one where she gives away great stuff. Last year she even gave everyone in the audience a new car!

  15. #15
    God/dess leilanicandy's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    where they like American Boys
    Posts
    2,111
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by kryssy View Post
    I just wanna go on the Christmas show. You know the one where she gives away great stuff. Last year she even gave everyone in the audience a new car!

    Same here
    If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
    Baruch Spindza

    It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
    The Stars

    Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
    Thomas Dewar

    Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
    Swedish Proverb

  16. #16
    God/dess JustJayda's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    Philly- Cheesesteaks, Tastykakes and Misto shakes!!
    Posts
    2,691
    Thanks
    15
    Thanked 24 Times in 21 Posts
    My Mood
    Psychedelic

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy View Post
    Same here
    She didn't do that this year. She gave everybody $1000 to help someone in need. Those ladies raised so much money off of that measly 1k!!!!

    I was watching the show, and crying like a punk! I was sooo moved!
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

  17. #17
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Haha, Jayda! ME TOO!!!!!

  18. #18
    God/dess leilanicandy's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    where they like American Boys
    Posts
    2,111
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    She didn't do that this year. She gave everybody $1000 to help someone in need. Those ladies raised so much money off of that measly 1k!!!!

    I was watching the show, and crying like a punk! I was sooo moved!
    Darn, well she still give out cool stuff in her show. I like Oprah, I also get a kick out of when she act dumb founded. Oprah knows not only stripper wear d cups. She was being sarcastic . Oprah big boobs no doubt runs in the family. She was just playing, she grew up in the corn bread country.
    If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
    Baruch Spindza

    It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
    The Stars

    Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
    Thomas Dewar

    Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
    Swedish Proverb

  19. #19
    Featured Member lunchbox's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    falling from grace
    Posts
    1,943
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by kryssy View Post
    I just wanna go on the Christmas show. You know the one where she gives away great stuff. Last year she even gave everyone in the audience a new car!
    Her gifts go to themed audiences. Teachers got the cars.

  20. #20
    Featured Member rusdancer's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Europe/NYC
    Posts
    1,511
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 198 Times in 96 Posts
    My Mood
    Flirty

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    I saw that show too.But they still didn't give any specific store recommendations where you can buy bras bigger than D's.Victoria's Secret goes to DD's but from my experience it's hard to find a store (not online) that carries bigger cup sizes.

  21. #21
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,688
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 26 Times in 19 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    when I had Ahrie, EVERY show Oprah did made me cry...those hormones. lol but i always cry when she gives away stuff lol anyways...I love Oprah.

  22. #22
    God/dess Rhiannon's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Lil Rhody
    Posts
    10,471
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    yeah, it's the kind with the brown-powdered finish....I think it's called "Gail"
    Oh DAMN! Hahahahahaha

  23. #23
    God/dess RoseWhite's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    On a babymoon.
    Posts
    3,145
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 18 Times in 13 Posts

    Default Re: Oprah Is So Silly

    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny View Post
    Doesn't oprah have a stripper pole?
    CLASSIC, Jayda.

    But Oprah has definitely featured the S Factor crew on the show at leats once, it might even be multiple times. So she's at least SOMEWHAT stripper-friendly.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

Similar Threads

  1. I love Oprah
    By twisterinAZ in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 09-29-2007, 06:23 AM
  2. Oprah's baby
    By Kaylinn in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 01-19-2007, 08:03 PM
  3. what did everyone think about oprah
    By blueyegurl_05 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 11-01-2005, 04:01 PM
  4. so i was watchin oprah...
    By hannah83 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 10-28-2005, 06:34 PM
  5. Anyone see Oprah this morning?
    By VenusGoddess in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 07-15-2005, 07:19 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •