So, how can I get one.... for the Sw key west fest, hypothetically, remember![]()
So, how can I get one.... for the Sw key west fest, hypothetically, remember![]()
I think we need to figure out whos underage for this event and maybe we could work something out..
I guess nowadays it's best to find someone who looks like you and get them to get a dup.
Used to be you could use someone else's birth certificate and get a real one, but I'm talking almost 20 years ago. Now they keep your pic in the computer and that shit is probably linked between states so I wouldn't try it.
I want a fake ID that says I'm younger.
ha. frusturated: how similar do you think they'd have to be?
cally- I may be wrong, but I think it's me and pooka so far
at home I can play the, I left it at home I'm 21, I promise! but in the keys it may be different.....
I dunno...when I was a bartender, I could spot a fake ID from a mile away.
Here's the thing...if you are 5'3", blonde hair and blue eyes...find someone who is the same basic "genetics". I mean, c'mon...I have a friend who has an ID where the stats are 5'7", red hair, brown eyes. She's 5'3", red hair, hazel eyes. I would catch that immediately.
Sometimes people don't look that closely at ID's...but in this day and age where the bartender can be held liable for all kinds of drinking "problems" most of them will check it pretty thoroughly...especially if its an out-of-state ID.
my friend are floridians, so maybe....
so i should check height and such, as well as looks. good to know!





This state has hard IDs to forge.... blugh....
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I wouldn't worry about it, they'll let you in any bar, and then you just have to have someone buy for you.
Things are very casual on the rock.
it's illegal to confiscate here. At least, my club doesn't, the drug/alch lesson ladie who lectures quartarly said that.





Hypothetically, if you use a military dependent's ID it's easier to forge. As long as the information on the front resembles you, you can use the back of another ID. I have no idea who helped my sister get one....since we both had military ID's and I'm a year older than her, she could hypothetically use the info on the back of mine. I in no way condone doing such things.![]()
I've been to KW more times than I can remember. Every time I go I see underage people in EVERY bar I go to. When it's crowded, they'll do the armband thing at some places. But if you're holding a drink without an armband, no one will hassle you. Some places will sell to anyone. It's a different world, very laid back.
ha. I'm from miami, so I'm used to that, but even there, I remember groups of tourists always having a harder time ...
Ha, you could do what we used to do centuries ago. If there is a large group, keep it loud and girly obnoxious ( Whoo Hooo!!! Yea Baby!! Were gonna have fun!! ) yelled loudly and keep moving around and possibly duck or slide past and if caught just say " you got me already) HHMMFFTT!!! as you keep walking and have the other girls push in to stop him from chashing you!!!
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Hypothetically, I'd find someone from a different state/country that has the same basic genetics as you, and bug them for an extra ID card they might have.
I've never had issues using my BC ID in the US, even when I was 21 (it might have been my attitude though...I'd be all like "why are you Id'ing me, i'm obviously not 19. Oh right, the age is 21, I see...").
I used to use my friend's ID when I was a teenager- I'm 5'8" and white. She's 5'2" and half chinese. Never failed! I don't think they really ever even looked.
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In my day IDs were much easier to forge. I forged one for myself and it worked great. When I was in my early 20s a girl might have accidentally shown my ID to the man at the door to get in and stamped, then come back out to give it to me, and I would go in with her a few minutes later. LOL!!





Maybe our breasts can serve as proper identification? Meh?
When I was underage, I had someone make me a fake Northwest Territories ID. It was pathetic - laminated at Staples, my passport photo, name, birthday, etc. all pasted onto it on the computer. The funniest thing is that's what the ID's actually look like - or did at the time, I'm not so sure now - only faker because they're huge things (he made it smaller to make it look more real). It looked horrifically fake but it was never turned down.![]()
yay for big boobies! cleavage is part of the plan.... still looking for that id
Ok, I am going to say it:
I would really love for everyone to come to Stripperfest. BUT...if you can't find an ID to use, I am going to make absolutely no effort to try and get you in or go to another place.
That being said, we could always find a happy center hang-out place where it doesn't matter.
I just spent too much time and stress trying to get underage friends in places in Texas. Hell, I have an underage girlfriend now, and its a pain to work everyon'e schedule around her. So I don't.....
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Originally Posted by Mia M
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
yes ma'am! It's so funny you called me chiquita, one of my bff's calls me that, b/c I hate my real name!
I've got a friend that looks somewhat like me, esp in bad lighting, w/ big boobies, and a similar build. I may have to cut side bangs again, but it's a small price to pay! I just have to do her makeup- we have a different brow structure and I have a distinctive beauty mark, but with makeup and everything, it'll be ok. I think she's 20, but she may already be 21, or have a birthday soon. I also have someone else in mind, as another backup, if it's necessary! I'm prepared!
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