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    Default Sometimes I ask God why...

    And in His answer was "because regular lions just aren't scary enough."

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    You just scared the fuck out of me.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Eeep!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    See? This just proves the human race is doomed.

    Put lions on an island, what do you get? Superlions.

    Put humans on an island, what do you get? Survivor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    See? This just proves the human race is doomed.

    Put lions on an island, what do you get? Superlions.

    Put humans on an island, what do you get? Survivor.
    Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    that was sad... I want the babies to live!!!

    And LM, I think it depends on what humans you're grouping together. For example, a nice big group of SW hotties would not only become superstrippers, we would learn how to get pregnant from hot lez sex!

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    ^^^ I wanna live on THAT island! (Well, except for the getting pregnant part.)

    This is friggin' awesome. I'm going to look for that documentary.

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    WOW, how can a true subspecies form in just 15 years though?

    Funny thing is that the downfall of the whole pride was a conniving bych who was secretly killing all the new cubs:
    "Her attentive rearguard while the mothers were off hunting gave her the opportunity to finish off each and every cub in the past two years," he says.

    "Ironically the biggest threat to the lions is not buffalo at all, but the stalking enemy within."

    "The future of that pride is in its cubs," says Joubert. "Lions live in a matriarchal society. Why was this lioness committing such an atrocity?

    "We cannot say, but after working with lions for over two decades, I have come to see them as, above all, a collection of noble and powerful individuals. The most likely explanation for this lioness's behaviour was that she herself had lost cubs of her own."
    Meow!

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    Default Re: Sometimes I ask God why...

    Like regular lions aren't deadly enough I'm actually a bio major and this sort of thing fascinates me. I know, I'm a geek,lol.

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    Default Re: Sometimes I ask God why...

    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    See? This just proves the human race is doomed.

    Put lions on an island, what do you get? Superlions.

    Put humans on an island, what do you get? Survivor.
    roflmaO

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    Really cool...i want one
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    See? This just proves the human race is doomed.

    Put lions on an island, what do you get? Superlions.

    Put humans on an island, what do you get? Survivor.
    I vote you off the island!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by forcefit View Post
    WOW, how can a true subspecies form in just 15 years though?
    It can't.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Thanks for the great find!

    Hey Have you seen a Liger before? They say those things get freekishly huge because of Hybrid growth disorder.

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    LOL LOL LOL

    I got drunk as a skunk and charged by a hippo in the Okavango Delta...on seperate days...now THAT was a good vacation!!!!!!!!

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