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    Yup. Drunk. Me. Lots. Right now.


    And why not?

    I went over to my club to toss more $ towards my locker. I havent danced in 2 months thanks to my insomnia, sleep paralysis, and a busted up toe. Whee. So why not insure that my shit is still in a locker? No managers there and the DJ was breaking up a fight so I stayed about.... 2 minutes. My only regular in Florida took me up the street to the competition club and we proceeded to drink. He bought me mucho dances, and some random dancers groped me. After 5 glasses of wine, I asked the manager about work and he brushed me off. He told me to try days. This was the first time I got shoved at days! Ok so maybe 2 months of no dancey = fat but I dunno. The girls there lubbed me so... whassamatta? I'm home now and VERY drunkinated. Me? A days girl? Mebbe I'm at that point. I DOOOO have 10 days till I'm 29. Maybe me and my not young, not thin self is only up fer days. Meh. Imma drive an hour to Daytona tomorrow to check that out instead.


    So yeah. I'm tanked. Where are the ladies?
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    Fuckin A! I love mah drunk Paige!!!!!!!!! Here is your lady, my love!!!!

    Now if your best suited to be a dayshift girl....

    Pooka is best suited to be...

    A busboy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post


    Fuckin A! I love mah drunk Paige!!!!!!!!! Here is your lady, my love!!!!

    Now if your best suited to be a dayshift girl....

    Pooka is best suited to be...

    A busboy....

    I think you'd look hot in a bow tie.
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Too add onto Pooka, I'll be in my current job forever if your suited to being up in the day, and I assure you one way or the other I will not stay where I am forever. I know of at least one good day girl.
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    phuck this shit! I'm about to get wasted too! Why should you have all the fun Paige???? I never get too personal on SW, but tonight might be the mother-phuckin night!

    How appropriate its my 911th post. Yeah, Imma need an ambulance tonight!!!
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    Shit! I might even engage in drunken chat!! Paige, do you have anything to keep your buzz? Or are you being a wussy and letting it ride???

    I just poured Grey Goose/Orang Juice/Redbull. Its on!!!
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    I think you'd look hot in a bow tie.

    Bwa ha haa. Ignore my face in these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Bwa ha haa. Ignore my face in these.
    Hot damn I lub you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Shit! I might even engage in drunken chat!! Paige, do you have anything to keep your buzz? Or are you being a wussy and letting it ride???

    I just poured Grey Goose/Orang Juice/Redbull. Its on!!!
    I went through a bottle of wine without food.... in 5 hours. I dunno if thats wuss fer me but..... Imma gonna drive away to go look for better clubs, so I guess I should let it ride.
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    *pours herself some wine to join the fun* Paige Ima have to say I lub you tooooooooo. More even!

    Get yer drink on guys, we must join Paige in the land of intoxication.


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    Well I don't start early, and the only thing that will be on soon is Dr. Who... so can I be chaperon? I'll be bad I promise!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I went through a bottle of wine without food.... in 5 hours. I dunno if thats wuss fer me but..... Imma gonna drive away to go look for better clubs, so I guess I should let it ride.
    Nah, i shouldn't be saying that. I'm not advocating drunkeness

    Let it ride, I'm packing more weight than you, so it takes me a bit more.

    Okay, back to the candlelit bathroom to finish my "set" in the mirror!!!
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    Just make sure you're not still drunk when you "drive away to fo look for better clubs." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You're so cute like this! And JJ? Give em hell!

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    Paige...nice. I'm jealous.

    That is why...In about 10 min I'm headin to downtown to get CRUNKED!~

    wooo hooo

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    Dammit, Paige, when are we gonna get drunk together? I promise good times and good food. I'm such a freakin mom with the hungover people.

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    While I disagree wholeheartedly with the "Paige is only good for dayshift" aspect...I will just say that several of the highest earners I have worked with in the last 13 years have been ladies who ONLY worked dayshift. There's money to be made either way. I'm just sayin', don't hate on the dayshift. I know nightshift is the blah blah Holy Grail, but it's really not. If daytime sucks at that club, of course, tell them where to shove it and find something better, love.
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    LOL...at least i'm not the only one who got trashed last night. bacardi 151 & red bull. whoooop! sorry about the trouble Paige, it'll b e ok.

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    I missed a drunken Paige? Damn, I've got to log in here more often.

    As for the dayshift comment, you don't really put much weight into that opinion do you Paige? There are tons of rants on here regarding power tripping managers.

    Take it in stride dear. You have actual proof of your hotness from the vast amounts of adoring admirers on SW alone.

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    I'm watching old episodes of Six Feet Under and keep having to do double takes because Brenda looks like Paige!

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    Meh, I grasp the idea, Mr C but the day shift at the place in question is like, sad. VERY sad. And the # of girls didnt go up too much by the time night shift was in full swing yesterday. Meh. Not that I wanna work there anyways, but really. To get told Day Shift there was... well we laughed about it at the time but... meh.
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Paige, you intimidated him w/ yer hotness.....

    Paige=hot

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