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    "Summas"??? WTF?

    So I was dancing for this kid tonight - him and his little friend. Both very young little white boys with their pants hanging on their asses all stupid-looking. Whatever - they were totally nice and paid me for dances.

    At the end, the one asked if I take "summas". I'm not even sure that's what he was saying, but that's what it sounded like. I had to ask him like 3 times because I wasn't getting it. Some kinda drug I guess? WTF is it? He acted completely shocked I didn't know what he was talking about.

    So I just said "eh hunny I've probably got 12 years on you, and I don't understand the lingo anymore." Which of course got him asking my age, and acting all shocked at that too, and then digging on the whole older hot chic thing. Successful diversion.

    But now I wanna know. WTF was he talking about???

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    Uh...wow...I don't know...but I've googled it to no avail. Now, my interest is piqued!

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    Perhaps "summers?" were they inquiring into your monetary/financial situation and asking if you "summer" (like, at the Hamptons or something)? Then again this pronunciation is only achieved through a british accent, but unless they were talking about "samosas" I have no idea.

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    Maybe he was offering you "some ass" as payment?

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    He probably meant somas (sp?) You know, the muscle relaxers. I took it after a car crash I had. I laid in bed thinking the pill wasn't doing a thing...then I tried getting out of bed, and feel into the wall.

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    ^That's what I thought too. Soma has been around forever, but maybe it's getting trendy again?

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    Ahhhh...ok...that makes more sense. LOL

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    Yup, probably meant somas. Those were really popular at my last club with the girls. Never made sense to me, since muscle relaxers just make me want to sleep. *shrug*
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    That's most likely what he was talking about, Somas.... I think the muscle relaxer wave is coming back in style...greeeaaat.




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    I took a muscle relaxer back when I first started dancing in '99 and it did absolutely nothing for me. I don't know, maybe I needed more Now pain pills on the other hand...

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    yes, soma's (carisoprodol) is what came to my mind also before I even got down to Lyssa Lynn's post. One of my clubs had a huuuuuuuuge soma problem back in 96-99. Our club AND the club next door. They're appealing because they make the time fly...5 minutes feels like 30 seconds...and they make an experienced dancer's performance look more languid and fluid; iow, sensual.

    they work GREAT for relieving my severe iud induced period cramps. What was that 80's movie...16 candles? where the sister popped 4 muscle relaxers on her wedding day...hahaha...yeah...they'll do that to you.


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    I never understood why dancers would take muscle relaxers at work I'd be afraid of falling and really hurting myself.

    TY for the info.

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    Yeah, I don't get why you would take something at work knowing it makes most people sleepy. What's the attraction of that?

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    Somas rock! In moderation, of course. We all have back problems in this house so there's a bottle full of Soma around all the time. LOL

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    ^^^ agree. he was saying somas. first thing that popped into my head when I read your post.

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    My sister overdosed on Soma a few years ago.

    I was talking to her on the phone, and noticed her voice was even more slurred than usual (she's had drug problems for a loooong time).

    I drove up to her house and found her, conscious but TOTALLY fucked up. After nearly an hour of begging and pleading with her to tell me what she took, she finally told me. I told her that we had to get her to the hospital, but she flatly refused. I finally had to call my other sister and she and her husband came over to help. They threw her in their car and started driving to the hospital. When they were stopped at a red light, she jumped out and started running away, barefoot ...but they got her back in the car and got to the hospital.
    I went down a short time later, and sat with her in one of the er rooms after her stomach had been pumped. She had tubes in her nose, and there was charcoal everywhere...she kept telling me how badly I'd betrayed her, and how she'd never forgive me. If only I'd just let her go to sleep, she would have awoken in the morning all better...I tried to tell her that she would NOT have woken up..the heart is a muscle....relax it too much and it's gonna stop pumping....she's a nurse, so this should not have been something I had to tell her, but she is really a dumbass

    She ended up going into rehab (her 3rd time), and she did well for a while.

    A few months later, she started a new nursing job where one of the patients was a woman who was referred to as "soma coma" (sad how the staff had objectified her by referring to her that way, as if she were a "thing", but that's another issue). An accidental overdose years before had put her in a coma, and she was not expected to come out of it, ever.

    My sister called me, crying, thanking me for caring about her enough to insist she get help.

    If only my sister could do things in MODERATION, she'd be fine. One or two of anything is NEVER enough for that girl

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    wow.. thats very sad! hows she doing today??

    anyway, yep somas don't really do it for me. I did them once a few years back in ::suprise suprise:: Mexico! They make me run into things like telephone poles and bushes..never attractive. I have no desire to ever try them again..
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