View Poll Results: Worst strip club annoyances?

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  • Pushy Dancers / Too Much Hustle

    30 40.00%
  • Lazy Dancers / Too Little Hustle

    20 26.67%
  • Annoying Antics of the DJ

    16 21.33%
  • "Fat Tony" type bouncers / managers

    10 13.33%
  • Letting Too much riff-raff in

    11 14.67%
  • Dancers monopolized By regulars

    8 10.67%
  • Dance prices too high

    8 10.67%
  • Pre-pay dances

    5 6.67%
  • Drinks / Cover too high

    7 9.33%
  • Cutting songs

    20 26.67%
  • Bad ventilation (smoke, other odors)

    13 17.33%
  • Promo merchandise you don't want

    7 9.33%
  • Shooter/Flower/Teddy Bear girl trying to sell you crap

    14 18.67%
  • Dancer drinks

    11 14.67%
  • Bathroom attendants

    11 14.67%
  • Tip Walks / Tip Jars

    8 10.67%
  • Overkill with Busybody stage rotations / cattle calls

    8 10.67%
  • Mandatory valet parking

    7 9.33%
  • Awful music (that you just don't hear anywhere else)

    9 12.00%
  • Too crowded

    4 5.33%
  • Too dead

    5 6.67%
  • Other (specify)

    8 10.67%
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Thread: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    I sometimes catch phone calls from customers that call into my office. I take care of their business needs first but then chat them up to try to find out how well my people are doing their jobs. I dont always like what I hear from the custies (in the sense that I run a perfect business ) but to ignore their offered comments would be squandering opportunites to improve my business.

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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I sometimes catch phone calls from customers that call into my office. I take care of their business needs first but then chat them up to try to find out how well my people are doing their jobs. I dont always like what I hear from the custies (in the sense that I run a perfect business ) but to ignore their offered comments would be squandering opportunites to improve my business.

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    I don't actually understand this comment. Whose benefit is it for? If it is for ours - there are like 2 things on there that we have control over.
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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    My benefit, of course. I want customers to tell me what pisses them off about our customer service or what might drive them to my competitors.

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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I dont always like what I hear from the custies (in the sense that I run a perfect business ) but to ignore their offered comments would be squandering opportunites to improve my business.
    FBR
    Agreed completely. Customer feedback is necessary to improve (and if you don't listen, there is a good chance some smarter competitor will).


    Jenny, the list isn't about you specifically, or even necessarily dancers in general. It's just a list from customers for customers. It probably will have no value to anyone other then mild entertainment value. OTOH possibly a club owner browsing this site may learn a thing or two from it.

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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    The only option I selected was "Lazy Dancers / Too Little Hustle". If I'm in a club for the first time, or none of my faves are working, I'd actually like to be "sold" a dance. (This is the respect in which I'd like a dancer to "work" for my money.) More often that not, however, I'll get left alone at the bar or my table, and I'm left to seek out the dancer(s) I want, either by flagging them down or by tipping at the stage (in a club where stage tipping is NOT the norm).

    I usually tune out DJs, and the less I see or hear from bouncers/managers, the better, and I've been fortunate to have never been in a club where the "dancer drink" (with air quotes) has been foisted.
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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    I had the same sense as dlabtot -- the biggest problems are when there is either too little hustle or too much. Item 3 for me was club too crowded, but if we could pick 4, the 4th would have been club dead.

    They're obviously related -- too little hustle or too crowded means I sit around with nothing coming my way; and I find the opposite is just as bad.

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    Nice thread, Doc.
    Yeah, I hate LOUD ASS MUSIC...how the hell are we supposed to socialize?
    So many clubs have POOR ventalation...i dont mind if people smoke, but I had to leave a club because it was so unbearable.
    There have definitly been times when hanging out in a SC, your waitress dissapears never to be seen again.
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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    Vomit on the bathroom floor... anxious to read the daily sports page above the urinal I didn't know what I was walking on until it was too late. Ugh!

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    Default Re: Of all the annoying things in a strip club...

    One of the things they teach you in bartender school is this:

    If a customer is drinking too much and leaves, the club may be liable if he gets in any trouble as a result of being drunk, like killing someone by driving his car into them. So, one of the things they suggest is to let him wait awhile before going to get another order. If he continues to drink too much, the bartender is supposed to cut him off.

    I am not suggesting at all that any of the guys who complained about not being able to get a drink fall in this category, and I know how irritating it is to wait for a drink when you want a refill. But this happens to me more often in casinos and regular bars than in strip clubs.

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