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    As I was just getting started good on a third dance for a guy last night, some dude from another table dragged another girl over to hover right over us. Guy kept pointing at me and saying something to the girl, and the girl was going "you mean HER?"

    Then the dude leaned down RIGHT in my guy's face to ask him if he'd take a dance from this other girl so he could get a dance from me for his friend. He was actually asking this guy, in the middle of a dance, to trade strippers with him The girl got all embarrassed and apologetic, saying "he just dragged me into this". My guy took it rather well and said "later", then we both ignored the guy so he went away.

    My guy wanted another dance, so in the middle of this next song, dude comes back again to ask the same thing again! WTF? At that point I looked very sternly at the dude and said "hey can ya let the guy enjoy his dance here???" He started apologizing in the guy's face again, totally being a drunken ASS. Again my guy took it really well, and proceeded to resume enjoying his dance the instant the guy went away again.

    But WTF??? Some guys clearly need some manners training or something

    I didn't dance for the dumbass. I figured he didn't deserve it Someone else (who had the good sense to wait til I was done with that customer) was quick to grab me anyway

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    how stupid! i hate when people bug u when yer with a customer.

    at my last club, while i was sitting with a customer, my manager would come up to me and ask me "ok, so what days u gunna work next week?" i was like, wtf?!

    some men do need some manners. i cud say alot of things that could prove that point!
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    Aww that poor other girl, that must have been embarassing for her. You are just THAT hot, Bridgette! No one can wait for youuuu.

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    ^^Um, I think it was just that that guy was that stoopid. But I'm the new girl at that club and have the biggest tits, so I kinda stick out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windy View Post
    how stupid! i hate when people bug u when yer with a customer.

    at my last club, while i was sitting with a customer, my manager would come up to me and ask me "ok, so what days u gunna work next week?" i was like, wtf?!

    some men do need some manners. i cud say alot of things that could prove that point!
    LoL the best was a club in Phoenix I worked at.. the DJ would come up to you at the end of his shift WHILE you were dancing for your customer and demand his tip out

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    ^^I've had that kinda crap happen at alot of clubs. They aren't the ones dealing with the customers, and they have shitty pimp mentality, so they don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    ^^Um, I think it was just that that guy was that stoopid. But I'm the new girl at that club and have the biggest tits, so I kinda stick out there
    LOL. haha hey, im also new at my club, and alot of guys said to me, "wow u must be popular. you have the biggest tits here!" (not counting the fake ones of course!)
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    lol

    You most be so damn hot that this dude couldn't even wait!!!!!

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    ROTFL!!!!! Oh man, that's funny... "but I don't want mine, I wanna get yours!!!!!!" I guess it's just another one to add to the 'MEN ARE BIG STUPID BABIES' bucket, lol!

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    Jeez! Sounds like my older kids trying to bribe the baby with dumb toys, when he's got the coveted toys.

    Hilarious!
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    Haha. You need to carry a rolled up newspaper in your garter. (No! BAD custy!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Haha. You need to carry a rolled up newspaper in your garter. (No! BAD custy!)
    Haha, that's awesome! If anyone could pull it off its B!!

    Yeah, that happened a few times to me. Or even worse, when they want a dance from you, so they sit as close as possible to you dancing for your current man and just STARE you both down!! I had absolutely no problem heckling and humiliating the rubberneckers so they felt stupid watching and would turn away........

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    I like to stick my tongue out at the ones who stare. It usually snaps them back enough to turn away, at least enough so they'll be a little more discreet about it. Sometimes, if the guy I'm dancing for is up for it, I'll get him to help me heckle and laugh at the starer

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    This thread made me laugh. I can't believe the stoopidity a penis adds to a perfectly good person

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    I keep wondering what the poor guy that Bridgette was dancing for was thinking -- He finally gets a chance to get a dance from Bridgette, he is midway through, and a gets a drunken stalker breathing in his face?

    Snap the guy's head off, try to ignore him, call a bouncer -- whatever you do the dance is screwed up. You are hosed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    I like to stick my tongue out at the ones who stare. It usually snaps them back enough to turn away, at least enough so they'll be a little more discreet about it. Sometimes, if the guy I'm dancing for is up for it, I'll get him to help me heckle and laugh at the starer
    ROTFL!!!!!!!!

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    This has happened to me in the VIP room before. A couple of professional football players were doing a VIP and guy B wanted to trade dancers with the guy I was with. Well the guy got mad when the guy I was with ignored him so get this part...how bout he picked up and literally threw the dancer over to our couch like a football. The poor girl bounced off the couch and hit her head. She had a black and blue bump on her forehead the rest of the night.

    Oh it gets better, how bout she giggled at the whole ordeal and just told the guy B "oh you so crazy." If that was me plz believe I can't imagine the extent of the damage I would've created. You guys would've seen me being escorted by the cops on the 10 o'clock news.

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