The little girl climbed upon Santa's lap. A glance told him that she came from a poor family, and Santa had no desire to give her false hope.

He hugged her tightly. "What do you want for Christmas, my child?"

She turned her big brown eyes up to Santa, whispering, "I want only two things, Santa. I want a Barbie doll and a GI Joe."

Santa looked at her briefly, and replied, "But Dear.....Barbie comes with Ken, not GI Joe."

The girl replied, "You're wrong, Santa. She FAKES it with Ken....but she really cums with GI Joe."

......and then it rained........