I made tons of cookies last year with no problem whatsoever. they all came out beautifully, tasted wonderful.
This year..OMG. I give up. Im fucking DONE trying to make cookies.
First I tried to make candy cane cookies. The fucking dough would not roll out. I tried to freeze it to harden it a bit, but it kept crumbling. I threw it out.
Then I tried to make wreath cookies. They tasted like shit. and looked pretty bad to.
Then I tried to make gingerbread men. I fucking cant frost them. They look like shit. Now I have a ton of faceless men.
I wanted to make rum balls. I got everything ready, and realized that although on my store reciept I bought the cocoa powder, it is not in my house, in the bag, or in the car. I dont feel like going back to the store to bitch, so I threw everything out.
I attemtped to make brownies. Not to hard to fuck up right?
I dropped the whole bowl of brownie batter on the floor.
I quit. Im buying store bought.


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