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    Default Baking christmas cookies - rant

    I made tons of cookies last year with no problem whatsoever. they all came out beautifully, tasted wonderful.

    This year..OMG. I give up. Im fucking DONE trying to make cookies.

    First I tried to make candy cane cookies. The fucking dough would not roll out. I tried to freeze it to harden it a bit, but it kept crumbling. I threw it out.
    Then I tried to make wreath cookies. They tasted like shit. and looked pretty bad to.
    Then I tried to make gingerbread men. I fucking cant frost them. They look like shit. Now I have a ton of faceless men.
    I wanted to make rum balls. I got everything ready, and realized that although on my store reciept I bought the cocoa powder, it is not in my house, in the bag, or in the car. I dont feel like going back to the store to bitch, so I threw everything out.
    I attemtped to make brownies. Not to hard to fuck up right?
    I dropped the whole bowl of brownie batter on the floor.

    I quit. Im buying store bought.

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    Yay, store bought!!! You tried your best.

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    RE: West Coast supermarket bakeries..Albertson's has always been the best, followed by Raley's...I am always amazed at how BAD baked goods from Save Mart are. Blech.

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    LOL! I had a year like that!! All my attempts were nightmares!!!

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    I think you ruined it with overuse of the word "fucking". It counteracted the love. Just plain ruined the cookies.
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    Ehh, frustration breeds more frustration. Besides, store bought is good too

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    Ahh poor thing . I just do the cut and cook ones they seem to always come out yummy .

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    Default Re: Baking christmas cookies - rant

    I find baking to be somewhat of a talent. I can bake most things, just don't ask me to do pastries!

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    Baking is nto something I excel at. I am a great cook, but I just dont bake very often. Its just me and my boyfriend here, so baked stuff would go to waste. Noone to eat it. However, last year was my very first attempt at baking cookies, and I did great. I made 10 differnt types of cookies, and they all were very good.

    I did make Jello shots. they turned out very good...I had to taste one...or 2...

    So not all is lost

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    Jenny taught me that cookies turn out better if you use customer ejaculate as an emulsifier. Just sayin', for next year...



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    ^Hahahahahaa. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!

    I heart rum balls!
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