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    The nastiest firing thread inspired me to start a thread for us to share stories of the wildest episode that we have witnessed of a customer being kicked out of the club.

    The wildest one I saw was at Scarlett's in Tampa. A customer was asked to leave the club because he was really drunk and bitching about being refused more booze, being extremely rude to dancers, other customers & staff, refused to pay for a dance and had violated the no touching rule.

    The asshole custy refused to leave so two floormen tried to guide him towards the exit which was located on the first floor of the building. The asshole custy took a couple of swings at the floormen who proceeded to slam him to the ground. At this point the floormen had him pinned and then tried to pick him up and force him down the stairs towards the door. More struggle occurred and all three tumbled down the flight and half of stairs. No one was seriously hurt and so the floormen continued to try and get this guy outside. After they finally put the asshole outside and then shut and locked the door to prevent him from coming back in the custy appeared to be leaving. A few minutes later the asshole returned with a bat apparently from his car and proceeded to bash in the glass center of the lovely glass and wood doors.

    The cops showed up about this time and then the custy tried to hit the cops with the bat but ended up with mace in his face and then put in handcuffs and taken to jail.
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    A *very* drunk custy wouldnt pay the girl for her VIP because he thought she was "giving to him for free", even though the host had explained how VIP works when they walked in, and he took a swing at the bouncer who has a verrrry bad temper who proceeded to put the custy in a chokehold and pin him up against the wall and told her to pay the girl, he did, but bitched the entire time he was signing out his credit card for the charges (which were only $110), and then got all mouthy all over again and took another swing at the other bouncer who literally picked him up and chucked him out the VIP door. dude landed on his butt.

    Love it!

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    In a smaller New York club there was one customer who walked in for the first time and bought some dances from a 'newbie' dancer. A few minutes later I found her crying her eyes out in the bathroom. While she really wouldn't talk about it, I got the clear impression that this customer went way over the line in the VIP room ... and as usual the bouncers had a case of selective blindness. I also got thinking that this guy had the 'trademarks' of being a buddy of the clubowner, if you know what I mean.

    About 20 minutes later I find another 'newbie' dancer all upset after doing a VIP with this same customer. Same story ... didn't want to talk about it, but same cause and effect clearly meant that this customer was going way over the line.

    Anyway, I decide to con this customer into buying some dances from me so I can find out what this guy is really up to. We get in the VIP and I swear not thirty seconds into the dance, as soon as I turn my back on this guy he tries to finger me. I fend him off and read him the riot act ... he sits quietly and we go on with the dance. Not 30 seconds later he tries the same move. I was fast enough to grab his hands, I slap him upside the head and tell him that one more problem and he's 'outa here'. Sure enough, this guy must have figured that the 'fix' was in with the clubowner and bouncers, because 30 seconds later he tries it a third time !

    Well, after what he had done to the two 'newbies' and tried to do to me, this pissed me off. When the guy's hand came towards my crotch the third time, I grabbed the guy's wrist, jumped over the back of the chair and cinched the guy's arm into a hammer-lock. I then started marching him out of the VIP room, with no bouncers in sight. I figure fuck it, I'm pissed and this guy is going 'outa here' even if I have to do it myself. We keep right on marching down the aisle of the club's main room and towards the front door ... where the clubowner is covering the cover charge cash register. I stare at the owner and say 'you gotta problem with this ?'. The owner responds, 'nope, it looks like you have the situation under control' ! ( the clubowner knew me well enough that for me to react like this the customer must have done something really bad !)

    So I keep marching the guy right past the line of customers waiting to get into the club, we go out the door onto the sidewalk, I plant my 5" heel right on the guy's ass, plant my own ass against the door frame, and kick him straight to the curb ... spouting obscenities at this guy all the while. Meantime, whistles and applause start rising from the guys waiting in line. I was so pissed that I had forgotten I had come straight from doing a private dance with this asshole and was now standing on a public sidewalk wearing only my 5" heels !

    At any rate, this customer was never seen again in that club.

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    Melonie, you are my new hero!

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    wow, i second that!

    Love it!

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    You are the shit!!!

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    Oh My God, I Love You!!!

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    So, my worst custie story is this. A guy I danced with had on the pervy, slippy jogging pants. He apparently got all excited and pushed me off his lap, reached up the shorts to grab his penis and jizzed on the WALL!!!! I quietly told the next girl not to go near the wall and told the bouncer what happened. He forced the guy to get towels from the bathroom and wash it clean and then escorted him OUT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    In a smaller New York club there was one customer who walked in...
    ...At any rate, this customer was never seen again in that club.
    haha that is a great story. Bravo. I can only imagine the look on the club owners face...had to be priceless.

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    Optimist... EWWWW. that is gross!! I am glad I have never encontered this behavior.

    And Melonie..holy shit, you are my hero!!!!
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    Melonie you are the BOSS!!!

    At my last home club, I was just walking in for nightshift when I saw this huge 350 lb man being held down by 4 other guys. The guys weren't even employees, they had to help out. It was shift change, and the only ones there were the day and night manager, both had just had the shit beaten out of them.

    The story began as they all do, drunk customer felt he was being ripped off by dancer. So he walks into our dressing room to teach her a lesson. Lawrence was in there and tried to stop him but got thrown against the lockers. Then Frank tried to help and got punched in the face. Apparently it took a herd of dancers and customers to get him on the floor and HOLD him there until the cops could get him.

    He was just lying in the middle of the main floor on his face, with the guys just casually sitting on him. I proclaimed him as Stage 4 for the night. But the cops got him out quickly and quietly.

    But wouldn't that be an awesome punishment for asshole custys? Stap 'em down on the floor and let the girls dance on their backs, heels optional but preferred of course!

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    melonie, I worship you. MY HERO!!!!

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    First of all Melonie, that is the fucking shit. Second of all, Optomist, don't feel bad.

    Another girl and I were doing a double dance in the VIP room for this guy. Well, we were pretty well and wasted and this guy was totally trying to molest us, so we started giving him a shitty no contact dance and basically just dancing up on each other instead of touching him. We're giggling and dancing around like idiots, and I'm the closest one to this guy. I had my back to him, my friend was facing him. I was about to sit on his lap when all of a sudden my girlfriend shoves me to the ground. As I fall, I get sprayed in the back with cum. This guy had busted out his dick when we were not paying attention and was beating off, the bouncer didn't see it either. If it wern't for my friend Cassie, seriously, this guy would have blown his load on my ass and g-string area. Which is horrific. Anyway, I started screaming bloody murder, the bouncer runs over and started dragging the guy out of the VIP area without allowing him to even pull up his pants first. What happened after that I don't know because I ran immediately to the house mom crying and begging her to baby wipe this strange man's cum off my shoulders. How disgusting!!!!!

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    Katrine, you need to tell them about the guys who smashed the champagne case at the Gold Club in New Orleans and tried to make off with all the Krug. I was at our rental cottage nursing my poor bruised knees that night (from floor work! Get yer minds outta the gutter!).

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    Seriously, it wasn't all that big of a deal really. Fortunately the guy was on the smallish side and pretty drunk, so I was way faster than he was, I knew more than a few martial arts moves, and he didn't have enough of a size advantage to instantly overpower me from the hammer-lock position.

    After I calmed down, though, I realized that in the grand scheme of things what I did was a pretty 'stupid' move - that with no bouncers around things could have turned REAL UGLY real fast if this guy wasn't 'shocked' into inaction by the fact that a dancer not only wasn't going to take his shit for a change, but was also going to kick his ass besides in front of 100 other guys !

    I don't get seriously pissed very often, but when I do the Irish chromosomes kick in and the only way I'll back down is if somebody knocks me down ... ! What really got to me wasn't so much what he tried to do to me, it was what he DID do to the two new girls who really weren't psychologically prepared for that sort of shit taking place in a supposedly upscale club.

    And yes the clubowner's facial expression was priceless ! It definitely wasn't something that he had seen before ! And once the owner found out what his 'buddy' had done, he was actually relieved that I had thrown him out rather than one of the bouncers or the owner himself - which could have meant therm having to risk a 'backlash' from other 'family members' if you know what I mean. As it was, this guy was apparently embarrassed enough by having his ass kicked by a girl that he simply kept his mouth shut and never came back to this club again.

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    Seriously Melonie, you are awesome. Thank you for showing an asshole of a guy that not every girl will take the BS they try on us.


    My worst customer story is kinda funny, but only because it happened in the middle of the day. There were 2 guys at my home club in TN on a Friday afternoon. They were drunk as hell around noon, and they were pushing the limits with all the girls, calling them the 'c' word, whores, etc. But just being rude wasn't going to get them kicked out.

    They moved to the stage and started tipping girls, but they were doing the typical 'you've gotta work for this dollar' crap. The girl before me did her set, and they guys were getting closer and closer to trying to touch her on stage, which is a no no. So I go on stage and things are fine, but then I took my thong off. As soon as I did one of the guys tried to finger me. I kicked him in the head out of reflex, not to hurt him. I was just trying to get away.

    We had no security during the day, just the manager and the DJ. The manager grabs the guy and starts to take him to the ground and the drunk guy's friend finally notices what is going on. They are knocking down tables, chairs, falling all over the place, the works. They fought for a few minutes before the DJ got out of the booth to kick the guys out. The drunk guy didn't understand what he did wrong, and once he was outside he kicked the building over and over.

    Funny thing is, a few hours later he came back and wanted to know if he could have the beer he left when he got kicked out. They didn't give it to him, and he had a fit again.

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    Funny thing is, a few hours later he came back and wanted to know if he could have the beer he left when he got kicked out. They didn't give it to him, and he had a fit again.
    hehe.... I'm embarrassed for people that sad.... and I reserve every right to mock them!

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    LOVE Melonie's story, think I love Melonie.

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    i remember at my old club, some really drunk young customer on his bachelor party started screaming abuse at all us girls for no reason. as he was walking to the door he pointed at me and shouted, "oi nurse! you've got a nice fuckin pussy but the rest of you is fuckin SHIT". one of our bouncers, a black guy, grabbed his arm and asked him to leave, and the guy said, "don't you fuckin touch me, you dirty nigger" and swung a punch. then all the bouncers jumped in, the dickhead custy's friends jumped in, and it was a huge brawl. dickhead custy ended up getting pushed down the stairs and wouldn't stop fighting and had his face punched in so badly that he needed reconstructive surgery, apparently. one of our bouncers went to jail over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    In a smaller New York club there was one customer who walked in for the first time and bought some dances from a 'newbie' dancer. A few minutes later I found her crying her eyes out in the bathroom. While she really wouldn't talk about it, I got the clear impression that this customer went way over the line in the VIP room ... and as usual the bouncers had a case of selective blindness. I also got thinking that this guy had the 'trademarks' of being a buddy of the clubowner, if you know what I mean.

    About 20 minutes later I find another 'newbie' dancer all upset after doing a VIP with this same customer. Same story ... didn't want to talk about it, but same cause and effect clearly meant that this customer was going way over the line.

    Anyway, I decide to con this customer into buying some dances from me so I can find out what this guy is really up to. We get in the VIP and I swear not thirty seconds into the dance, as soon as I turn my back on this guy he tries to finger me. I fend him off and read him the riot act ... he sits quietly and we go on with the dance. Not 30 seconds later he tries the same move. I was fast enough to grab his hands, I slap him upside the head and tell him that one more problem and he's 'outa here'. Sure enough, this guy must have figured that the 'fix' was in with the clubowner and bouncers, because 30 seconds later he tries it a third time !

    Well, after what he had done to the two 'newbies' and tried to do to me, this pissed me off. When the guy's hand came towards my crotch the third time, I grabbed the guy's wrist, jumped over the back of the chair and cinched the guy's arm into a hammer-lock. I then started marching him out of the VIP room, with no bouncers in sight. I figure fuck it, I'm pissed and this guy is going 'outa here' even if I have to do it myself. We keep right on marching down the aisle of the club's main room and towards the front door ... where the clubowner is covering the cover charge cash register. I stare at the owner and say 'you gotta problem with this ?'. The owner responds, 'nope, it looks like you have the situation under control' ! ( the clubowner knew me well enough that for me to react like this the customer must have done something really bad !)

    So I keep marching the guy right past the line of customers waiting to get into the club, we go out the door onto the sidewalk, I plant my 5" heel right on the guy's ass, plant my own ass against the door frame, and kick him straight to the curb ... spouting obscenities at this guy all the while. Meantime, whistles and applause start rising from the guys waiting in line. I was so pissed that I had forgotten I had come straight from doing a private dance with this asshole and was now standing on a public sidewalk wearing only my 5" heels !

    At any rate, this customer was never seen again in that club.

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    in my small club the wildest thing i've heard about was a huge guy who managed to leap onstage while a dancer was performing, swing around one of the poles a few times, and had to be dragged off the stage by 4 people as big as our bouncer (who is pretty large and buff)..

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    Gold club around '96 directly in front of the main stage a group of guys started fighting with the Black Crows and their roadies and it turned into a bar room brawl that nearly closed the entire club for the night.

    Cheetah around '99 after a long episode throwing two guys out one of them tried sneaking a knife over towards the bouncers while they were all outside. Nathan the Executive Room host is a MMA fighter and apparently was the only one who noticed the knife. They said he pulled one of the coolest martial arts moves and got the knife away from him before the guy even knew what happened..

    Scores in NYC around '95. Tim Rhodes was dj and as the night came to a close there was only one last table of guys left when he ended the last song. One of the guys walks to the booth asking what the fuck is going on. Tim said it's closing time. Dude starts with the "do you know who the fuck I am?" "are you fucking disrespecting me??". Manager notices and nervously runs over to tell Tim just put on some more music. Next thing you know the guys are pulling lobsters out of the tank, putting them on the floor and shooting them with handguns. Tim put in a mixed cd and bolted before they decided to "watch the dj dance" ala' the old wild west days... (not exactly a custy getting tossed but pretty wack.)

    Scores in NYC around '95 or '96. A "family" member lost a friendly arm wrestling match to a bouncer. Apparently nobody even made fun of him since it was a pretty friendly contest at the bar.. It is alledged that he just couldn't let it go and was the person responsible for someone walking into the foyer after the club closed that night and shooting everyone standing inside waiting for rides. One bouncer was killed. Shit now that I type that it isn't a custy getting tossed story either.. I'm sleepy.

    Cheetah around '91 or '92. 3 men cause a scene with the door girl when one of them tries to pass his i.d. to his friend to use. Door girl refuses to let them in. Shouting match eventually escalated to threats of a shooting. I'm watching it unfold on the video monitors. They leave and the floormen closed all the huge rolling bay doors that are only used after everyone has left in the morning. In all my years I have never heard of those doors being closed during business hours, ever. I watched the cameras outside and heard gun shots when 2 other guys (not the gunmen) came running into view of the cameras banging on the doors and screaming for someone to open up yelling "somebody has been shot out here" Next, a car accelerated loudly off-camera and another round of gunfire as the 2 guys in view of the cameras ran for their lives.

    I ran downstairs to go outside to help. At the time I was still qualified up to Advanced Life-Saving from my lifegaurding days. I was stopped at the door by Dale (floorman) who said "you can't go out there someone might be shooting. I said somebody WAS shot.

    (aftermath)

    In the first round of fire a guy was hit out by the street. During the following drive-by one the remaining guys was shot. The first guy survived a round to the head and the second guy died at the scene.

    They found the guys who did it because the driver's license i.d. they were originally passing between themselves at the front door was dropped on the ground during the initial episode. We had to testify in court for a week sitting in the witness room with the first victim who was in a wheelchair and severly disabled. It was terrible.

    Cheetah about '98. Little mousey girl Claudia was one of the sweetest girls of the 200 who worked there. You had to dance up on the tables during table dances there. While she was up on a table a guy grabbed her cooch from behind. She turned around and jumped down directly onto his lap naked, straddling him in his chair. She unleashed a combo that didn't stop until he was knocked over backwards lying on his back as she stood over him still swinging. Fucked the guy up and she only got suspended for a day or two only as a technicality haha.

    Way back again Cheetah like '91. Money was insane and the other dj and I would split some shifts so I would work from 12a-4a. I got there at midnight once and found a guy standing at the front door with a SMASHED nose. Like he had just been worked by 2 bouncers smashed! I laughed later when I heard it was a dancer. Darlin was this gorgeous southern girl who was raised in the country and could probably rebuild a tractor motor if it needed it. She stood about 5'10" without heels and was rumored to have been the girl who shot (not fatal) one of the owners of the biggest 24hr. nightclub in town while she dated him. Apparently when this customer slid a folded dollar up her butt crack she turned around and broke his nose. One punch. KO.

    Back in the days before all the lawsuits in the Atlanta area when bouncers still used old school tactics I saw the most amazing beatings at a nightclub called Confetti I worked at briefly. It was just a beat-mix gig so I could go down and see all the action when it would start hitting the fan. Off duty cops would take guys off premises and come back to the club showing off all the blood in the back seats of their cruisers. I was there the night a guy was nearly killed by like 6 off duty guys and the bouncers. The club closed shortly after that.

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    Thanx Evan for reminding me of the "good'ol days" (down Roswell rd from Confetti's. The funniest one I've ever seen wasn't at a strip club but at the Exotic Erotic Ball in SF. This guy that took too much acid and totally stripped butt naked was holding off the cops by urinating. The sight of about eight of SFPD'S finest being held at bay by a naked guy with his "squirt gun" in his hand yelling quotes from Scarface "I'M TONY MONTANA...SAY HEY TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" while peeing at them is as they say "priceless"!

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    This shit is why I'm DYING to meet melonie in person. LMFAO!!!



    OMG I'm still laughing at this thread. Some of Evan's stories aren't so funny though


    I'm reminded of a girl I worked with at a table dance club in New Orleans, when we still did real table dances (as in up on a pedestal) there. She was about 4'9, 4'10 but a buff little chic. She had very long hair and sometimes wore it in a ponytail. She was up on the box doing a table dance for this guy, kinda next to the path to the men's room. Some drunk dipshit walked by on his way to the bathroom, grabbed and yanked her ponytail. She immediately turned around and punched him square in the face - on top of the box she was just at the right height, LOL. Knocked the fucker flat on his ass, and as he was scrambling around on the floor she was standing over him on that box, all puffed up like Mighty Mouse, yelling obscenities at him. Everybody else just DIED laughing, even the DJ on the mic.

    We all called her Mighty Mouse after that. Dude didn't get kicked out but he left and was never seen there again. I guess he was too embarrassed about getting knocked on his ass by such a little girl. LOL
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    Melonie you're my fucking hero! if i ever get in a fight i want you on my side

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