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    Default Jees, I tell ya..

    Mistresses get the best gifts. This guy I work with here told me that his married friend is giving his lover a fendi bag, fur coat, and a gucci watch.

    Ask me what the wife is getting......... a cheap gold bracelet with the kids' birthstones around it.

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    Default Re: Jees, I tell ya..

    Yes, Vyanka. But don't forget God's harsh retribution at the End of Days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Mistresses get the best gifts. This guy I work with here told me that his married friend is giving his lover a fendi bag, fur coat, and a gucci watch.

    Ask me what the wife is getting......... a cheap gold bracelet with the kids' birthstones around it.
    Yeah but that doesn't make up for being alone on Christmas when Mr. Big is home celebrating with his family.

    I think gifts and money are great but it seems like it can be a lonely life being a mistress.

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    I wouldn't take that life for the world.


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    Default Re: Jees, I tell ya..

    Can we merge this thread with the one about guys that can't buy gifts. I'm not sure if that would be enlightenning or inciting, though.

    The upside would seem to be that a guy who can't buy gifts would never hold the attention of a mistress.

    Bad for mistresses, certainly.

    Good for wives/girlfriends? Maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Ask me what the wife is getting......... a cheap gold bracelet with the kids' birthstones around it.
    I do want to point out that I, as a mom, would take a bracelet like this over any Fendi, fur or Gucci. I would need a box of tissues after a gift like this.

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