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    I sort of think guys enjoy guessing the ages of women, I get it all night long and I'm sure most of us do. The thing is sometimes they'll ask me to guess theirs and I'm TERRIBLE at it!! I mean I never fail to come off like a complete asshole. Guys seem to know to always guess lower to avoid pissing a girl off - I haven't exactly gotten that through my head.

    I was dancing for this guy last night and he'd been spending pretty good money on me, we are about 3 dances in when the age thing comes up. In my head I'm thinking, "I know I'm going to fuck this up" so I try to guess what I think is lower "40", I say. Silence. "33".

    I proceed to talk myself further into a corner about liking older guys, and thinking he's older cause he's so accomplished (a partner in a law firm) but it still sort of killed the mood.

    I don't want to play the age guessing game anymore.

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    I hate this too. I've tried every witty comeback i can think of to get them off the subject, but it doesn't seem to work very often. Some I've tried...

    Old enough to know better, but young enough to enjoy it? wink wink

    Why, are you using a fake ID? Do I need to get the bouncer overe here? (especially if they look olllldd....)


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    I always refused to play the "guess my age" game. I suck at it and it's lame anyways.



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    Maybe try using the excuse that you were raised that it is rude to discuss age or income.
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    If a guy is obviously older (which they usually are when they ask this question) I always say "you don't look a day over 25." It usually gets a laugh out of them and the game goes no further.

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    Haha, I turn it around.

    I say, honestly, "Oh no, I don't like this game because I get fucked either way... I say too young and you'll think I lie. I say too old and you'll be pissed. So you guess MY age!"

    And if they do, you know, they will guess about right, like 25 and I'll say, dead-pan and blank faced "Nope. 38."

    They start for a minute and then I have to smile really big so they know I'm lying. Then no one's age gets outted.

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    LoL I always laugh and say 'oh you cant be a day over 20' or if they look like they're in their 40's i'll say '25'. I never actually give a serious answer I laugh and giggle and just say something silly. If they say 'no seriously' i'll get a sarcastic serious look on my face and say 'oh but I was serious' then grin. They usually give up then.

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    i really really hurt someones feelings one time. so now i just refuse. i say i dont guess ages ever!. i like the you dont look a day over 25 thing tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helle View Post
    Haha, I turn it around.

    I say, honestly, "Oh no, I don't like this game because I get fucked either way... I say too young and you'll think I lie. I say too old and you'll be pissed. So you guess MY age!"

    And if they do, you know, they will guess about right, like 25 and I'll say, dead-pan and blank faced "Nope. 38."

    They start for a minute and then I have to smile really big so they know I'm lying. Then no one's age gets outted.
    That's ingenious! I'm def. using that at work tonight! I'm wondering if there is a way to switch it around though?? It's inevitable-within the first 5-10 minutes of talking to a custy they always ask me how old I am. Apparently I look very young (and I'm 29!!), I guess the combination of having a baby face and being short makes them think that, but who knows.... Any ideas?????

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    I always just drag it out. I'm 25 but... If they keep asking I just say look... We'll get to that later. We have more important things to discuss now, and then think up some so not-important bs to bring up, like my tits or something. I'll just say, all you need to know right now is I am old enough to drink but am not, yet, really 38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    That's ingenious! I'm def. using that at work tonight! I'm wondering if there is a way to switch it around though?? It's inevitable-within the first 5-10 minutes of talking to a custy they always ask me how old I am. Apparently I look very young (and I'm 29!!), I guess the combination of having a baby face and being short makes them think that, but who knows.... Any ideas?????
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    I hate that game! hate it. Im 28 and since I have braces and I dont look near 28 I get "oh are you a young one! " Ihate that shit anyways, but then they'll say guess my age shit.

    I always say Oh you know you look young for your age..so ..65? and laugh. But god I hate it. the worst is when they keep on with it.

    I always turn it back around and make some pouty face ..and say..

    " wait weren't we all about me ?"

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    "As long as you're young enough to stilll get turned on, and I'm old enough to turn you on, that's all that really matters!"




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    So weird, I almost always guess their age right on or a year before/after. I keep my mouth shut if it's an older gentlemen however. I just say they're somehwhere in their early 30's if they look over 40 so I don't offend anyone.
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    I don't know why these dipshits want us to guess their ages. I refuse to do it. They will sit there and hound me when I say I don't guess ages, but I still don't do it. WTF???

    I know I'm good-looking. I know I'm fucking hot for my age. It doesn't make the slightest bit of difference when the 498,865th dude tells me that. So why do they ALL say it, with the very obvious expectation that I'll tell them the same shit??? If you look young for your age, you know it, and you don't need me to tell you. So STFU already and let's talk about something more fun!

    "oooh, you look really young. hot for your age. now tell me the same thing." Bleh! That's such a retarded game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    That's ingenious! I'm def. using that at work tonight! I'm wondering if there is a way to switch it around though?? It's inevitable-within the first 5-10 minutes of talking to a custy they always ask me how old I am. Apparently I look very young (and I'm 29!!), I guess the combination of having a baby face and being short makes them think that, but who knows.... Any ideas?????
    I didn't know you were 29, either!!!!! You look much younger. I guess 'cause you are so slender and your awesome skin makes you look younger.

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    I agree with everyone with being ridiculious about guessing the age of the person.

    WoW! You seriously look really good for someone who is 120 years old!

    if they want me to be serious then

    What are you saying? I guessed wrong? I thought I guessed right ! You never know due to the advance in cosmetic surgery and modern medicine.

    if they don't get the joke because I guessed such an OLD age... then that is on them not me and their lack of sense of humour.

    I always try to get them to guess my age. Depending on my mood, posture and look for the night I either get older or younger. Regardless I'm not offended as I see it as a compliment that I look younger than being 28 and if they guess older then I say "Thanks for the compliment as I can't wait to hit the Dirty Thirties!"


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    Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with everything!
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