I was talking to a friend, whose girlfriend was having a pregnancy scare. I which protection they had been using. NONE. He said that it was against his religion to use contraceptives, and that his girlfriend didn't want to put chemicals in her body and didn't want to have blood clots develop.
Uhhh...
1) In his religion, premarital sex is also condemned. He was always saying that he knew that having premarital sex is bad, and always felt guilty about doing it. God, if he was any more self depricating, he'd be whipping himself while singing Pia Iesu Dominae.
2) Risk for blood clots? Uh, it's mostly a risk in overweight, immobile, or smoking women.
Also, pregnancy = varicose veins.
Varicose veins = blood pooling.
Blood pooling = thromboses (blood clots)
Pushing out a baby = pressure
Pressure = dislodging thromboses, which equals a stroke or pulmonary embolism.
3) They're both pharmacy techs, she's in pharmacy school, he's in nursing school. It's not like they're uneducated, and they could've fucking stolen some pills from work at the very least!
It turned out to be a false scare, but they're still fucking and not even pulling out. I can't believe that these kind of people are reproducing.



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Actually, while you guys are making jokes, IT IS IN THE BIBLE.
I don't know, though.
Somebody'd probably object.

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