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    I was talking to a friend, whose girlfriend was having a pregnancy scare. I which protection they had been using. NONE. He said that it was against his religion to use contraceptives, and that his girlfriend didn't want to put chemicals in her body and didn't want to have blood clots develop.

    Uhhh...
    1) In his religion, premarital sex is also condemned. He was always saying that he knew that having premarital sex is bad, and always felt guilty about doing it. God, if he was any more self depricating, he'd be whipping himself while singing Pia Iesu Dominae.
    2) Risk for blood clots? Uh, it's mostly a risk in overweight, immobile, or smoking women.
    Also, pregnancy = varicose veins.
    Varicose veins = blood pooling.
    Blood pooling = thromboses (blood clots)
    Pushing out a baby = pressure
    Pressure = dislodging thromboses, which equals a stroke or pulmonary embolism.
    3) They're both pharmacy techs, she's in pharmacy school, he's in nursing school. It's not like they're uneducated, and they could've fucking stolen some pills from work at the very least!

    It turned out to be a false scare, but they're still fucking and not even pulling out. I can't believe that these kind of people are reproducing.
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    Premarital sex is condemned, right? I think that's what you meant to say.


    People like that drive me crazy. And it's like a sick joke that they are the ones that pop out so many kids because of their ass-backwards thinking.

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    Aughhhh. I hate people.

    The really sad part is that when they do procreate, they won't get an abortion. So some poor kid (or, G-d forbid, more than one kid) is going to have to live his or her entire life with these nitwits for parents.

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    Oh my god...this reminds me of a story...

    I have this friend who has a stepson. This kid is just about the most worthless piece of shit you can imagine...he's 19, he didn't graduate from HS because a) he's as dumb as a stump, and b) he's as lazy as a dead sloth. He got a GED somehow, god knows how, probably managed to copy from someone next to him. He's never held a job longer than 2 months because he does things like continually show up late, give attitude to bosses/customers/co-workers. He has so little concept of money that I don't know if he can even count change, much less budget for things (he thought he didn't have to pay back credit cards once you charge things on them, and when he was told that he did, he still didn't get why they charge interest). Common sense-zero.

    So this moron wants to move in with my friend and his wife (moron's mom). Mind you, my friend managed to move away from one place, partially to escape this moron. So now, he's moving back in with them...and bringing along his almost equally worthless girlfriend.

    Neither of them has a dime to their names, and she needs a car ostensibly so that she can get a job and go to work...so they ask my friend's wife to co-sign a loan on a car for her.

    They ask her...why don't you ask her parents if they can co-sign on the loan.

    Girl says "My parents say that the Bible says you are not supposed to co-sign for loans."

    ...wow...

    ... these are the same parents that let these two dimwits shack up and sleep in the same bedroom in their house together for about 4 months.

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    Default Re: The gene pool needs a chlorine tab

    Some people pick and choice which moral code that they want to adhere to. Hypocritical yes, but people do it anyway.

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    Default Re: The gene pool needs a chlorine tab

    ::sigh:: sometimes i wish we could do hunting season on humans. we really do need the thin the herd a bit. alot of people are so stupid i just wanna smack them around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JettaNyx View Post
    ::sigh:: sometimes i wish we could do hunting season on humans. we really do need the thin the herd a bit. alot of people are so stupid i just wanna smack them around.
    That's putting it mildly. I'm tempted to let loose sprays of bullets from an M-16, or drop a contraceptive bomb on the city.

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    my personal favorite: a 19 year old girl in the dressing room bawling her eyes out because she found out she's knocked up by some dude she's known for a week. now she has to quit stripping, marry the guy & have the baby. why? an abortion is against her religion.

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    well i can understand not wanting an abortion (i don't belive in them for personal reasons unless the pregancy is too dangerous for mother or child). but seriously...she dosnt have to marry the guy or keep it, there is adoption or whatever. but marry him just because he knocked her up, geeze thats just stupid.

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    Good title to the subject. Just reading the situation made my head explode. There really should be an idiot test and if you fail you get sterilized.

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    years ago i used to work at a photo lab, and there was this girl and her bf that worked the same shift. the girl would cry every week or so, saying the bf was mean to her, etc. i felt bad for her until she said that she was thinking of getting pregnant to "make him love her more and stay." ugh. ugh. ugh. i asked her why, and she said that babies always brought people close together. i mentioned it could be a bad idea....but it was her life. ugh, though!
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    Excuse me while I go scream........

    *SCREAM*

    How is it possible that people actually think that any of ^^that^^ would be an acceptable excuse??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Oh my god...this reminds me of a story...


    Girl says "My parents say that the Bible says you are not supposed to co-sign for loans."
    smart parents! tthey knew theur nitwit daughter would never actually READ the bible to find out if it';s true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinups4DotCom View Post
    smart parents! tthey knew theur nitwit daughter would never actually READ the bible to find out if it';s true!
    Actually, while you guys are making jokes, IT IS IN THE BIBLE.

    Passage Proverbs 22:26

    King James Version:

    Be not thou one of them that strike hands, or of them that are sureties for debts.


    New American Standard Version:

    Do not be among those who give pledges,
    Among those who become guarantors for debts.

    New International Version:

    Do not be a man who strikes hands in pledge or puts up security for debts;

    I'm not judging the situations mentioned in this thread, I just have a pet-peeve about people taking the Bible lightly (or any religion's holy book), or making jokes about what's in/not in it.

    If you aren't that well versed, you shouldn't be making jokes or assuming you know what's in it., IMHO of course.
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    Wow Mr. Hyde, those two kids you speak of sound like real losers! The type of people that were sometimes friends of my (not-so-close) friends, and would do things to piss me off, such as asking me for rides, or asking me to buy them booze(they were usually underage people), or asking if they could bum a plate of fries off me when we'd all go out to a restaurant. I actually was talking about one such loser named "Barry" two days ago...friend of a (younger) friend of mine, and not someone that I'd ever want to associate with.

    So Hyde, what was the situation with those deadbeat kids? Were you trying to say that they were the result of hypocritical parents who were against birth control, but not against sex, and had those kids by accident?

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    Speaking of religious hypocricies and stupid people that have sex...My Australian friend went to a Christian high school in Sydney, Australia and he was telling me about how many of his classmates were knocked up and/or parents at his high school graduation. Unlike most of Australia's liberal-thinking people, these Christian high school students were preached at constantly about how bad premarital sex was. So they had sex but didn't use condoms, because they were afraid that their parents would find the condoms and they'd get in big trouble...but they didn't think that their parents would find out when they got pregnant?? Duhhhhhhhh...

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    I think what I was saying was, the girl's parents are blindly hypocritical because they let these two shack up under their roof openly, but then quote the Bible about co-signing a loan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I think what I was saying was, the girl's parents are blindly hypocritical because they let these two shack up under their roof openly, but then quote the Bible about co-signing a loan.
    Not you Mr. Hyde, the poster above me

    Saying that the nitwit daughter would never read the Bible to find out if what the "smart parents" said was true, conveys that the parents were lying, when in fact, they weren't.

    I shouldn't have said "you guys" in my post. My bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by xbloodydewdropx View Post
    years ago i used to work at a photo lab, and there was this girl and her bf that worked the same shift. the girl would cry every week or so, saying the bf was mean to her, etc. i felt bad for her until she said that she was thinking of getting pregnant to "make him love her more and stay." ugh. ugh. ugh. i asked her why, and she said that babies always brought people close together. i mentioned it could be a bad idea....but it was her life. ugh, though!
    Too many people think that. While I'm glad that we no longer have the harsh stigmas against unmarried mothers and children born out of wedlock (I scoff when people talk about the sanctity of marriage), I see too many women with a plethora of baby's daddies because of their fucked up ideas about love. They meet a guy, get into a relationship, and get pregnant, thinking that he'll stay around. They think that it creates a new bond, that he'll grow up, that they'll be happy together. WRONG!

    I have a friend who I love, but is honestly bass-ackwards. She once said to me, "The best advice I can give you is don't ever have kids with a guy who will try to take custody of the kids when you break up." Uh... so I should not only find a deadbeat guy, but a deadbeat guy who won't care about his kids? Uh, what about NOT having kids with every boyfriend who comes along?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    That's putting it mildly. I'm tempted to let loose sprays of bullets from an M-16, or drop a contraceptive bomb on the city.
    I've occasionally had a vision of jeeps cruising our city streets with attached Norplant rifles. I don't know, though. Somebody'd probably object.
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    the girl would cry every week or so, saying the bf was mean to her, etc. i felt bad for her until she said that she was thinking of getting pregnant to "make him love her more and stay."
    When I was in undergrad, one of my fellow classmates had the exact same attitude about a loser she was with, except that she wanted the baby, so that, "someone would love her."

    What the fuck can you say to people with that mentality?
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    I'll tell you what happens to those kids whose parents won't break 100 on an IQ test with both heads put together...a childhood pal of mine had 2 babies within 5 years. One by rape, the other by her druggie boyfriend. She was homeless with 2 babies, bouncing around the US from relative's houses & homeless shelters. I gave up on her when she blew her chance to have a stable life by living with her sister (last I heard, her sister has custody of both kids)...There is a logical reason for the BS listed above...she has mental problems & really can't handle raising 2 kids by herself.
    Meanwhile, both kids won't be impressed when they find out who fathered them.

    Why did she have them? She didn't believe in abortion. She was also raised in the system (welfare check mama, drunk abusive dad) so she doesn't understand how to live normally...or what it's like to live well.

    I did my best to help her but had to give up. I hope she'll get straightened out someday. As for her kids....well, you better pray "God takes care of fools and children."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    When I was in undergrad, one of my fellow classmates had the exact same attitude about a loser she was with, except that she wanted the baby, so that, "someone would love her."

    What the fuck can you say to people with that mentality?
    Humor me CO, what's wrong with having a child because you want someone to love you for no reason & with no motives. Of course, with you loving them the same ?

    I don't see what's wrong with that..in general.
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    Man, after volunteering @ a family planning center...

    People NOT having kids don't bother me. It's the ones that have them and don't really bother too much about the kid's welfare. Personlly, nothing enrages me more than a person that doesn't "believe" in abortion, but sees fit to neglect/abuse their kids. IMHO, they are the people in need of sterilization and education bombs. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could develop a bomb where you can drop one in a city and it would make people smarter?

    Just because someone is your kid does not mean they unconditionally love you. Many of my friends are proof that unconditional love does not always flow from parents to kids and vice-versa. In fact, it's considered somewhat unhealthy as a parent to focus on receiving love from their kids- it should be the opposite. Parents need to provide the proper support for kids to focus on learning, absorbing information, developing emotional and mental stability/resilience and becoming independent. Kids are not responsible for making their parents feel loved. There's an element of selflessness involved with being a parent- and it's unhealthy to focus on you receiving love from kids. Parenting isn't about the parent- it's about what the parent does for the kids- which takes a lot of effort, time, etc. People shouldn't rely on their children to feel loved. Those that do have emotional issues that need attending to.
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    I don't see what's wrong with that..in general.
    What's wrong with it is the notion that you don't love yourself enough to garner respect from the men that fuck you, and that you can't possibly provide the child with any love that isn't codependent and dysfunctional. It's selfish, not selfless.
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