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    Happy Festivus SWers! I'm hanging out staring at my pole and recovering from thefamily wrestling. How about you?!

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    A festivas for the rest of rest of us?
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    Festivus is today!!! I'd like to air my grievence , which is customers with one eyebrow who think they are the hottest.

    Im passing the pole

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    I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!

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    I'd like to air my grievances too I made shit for money tonight, had to deal with fuckloads of losers, and girls smoking so much pot in the dressing room (which I'm allergic to) that I'm sick as hell. And then some dumb fuck parked his car in front of my space, so I can't get in.. Ok, well, those are my grievances of the day. Happy festivus!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    time for the feats of strength!

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    So, my grievance is you cusies have not been indulging your dance habit cheerfully this year. You must be sweeter in the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    time for the feats of strength!
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    You guys are hilarious. I got a good laugh out of this thread. How come there aren't any great comedies on anymore? I've seen every seinfeld ep at least 10 times.

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    The Office and Earl are pretty nutty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    The Office and Earl are pretty nutty.
    yeah and so is 10 items or less, and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia is HILARIOUS!!!! Can't wait 4 the new season.

    Happy Festivus!!
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    Happy Festivus everyone!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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