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    I almost feel sorry for this guy...

    "I am a very good looking fitness model (I will send pics) looking for a beautiful, sexy woman to kiss passionately. There will be no sex involved (perhaps some light touching)just passionate kissing. I would like the same girl 3 times/wk for an hour and a half. I will compensate $200 each time I see you. That is $600/wk. Please enclose pictures when responding. Thanks and have a great day! "
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    I don't know...that kinda sounds par for the course for CL.

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    I am an AB/DL seeking a Mommy for LTR. I prefer to be about 2 or 3 years old. .....................................That is funny found it on craigslist

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    Creepy. Not like paying for SEX isn't creepy... But kissing is like... eewww. :p
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Pre op trannies that want to have relationships with women...now that's a hard sell

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    I'm browsing personals (god help me) and this gem popped up

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/253165602.html

    I looooooove the pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I'm browsing personals (god help me) and this gem popped up



    I looooooove the pics.

    Heehee. I LOVE the pic with his 'fan' of $20's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I'm browsing personals (god help me) and this gem popped up

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/253165602.html

    I looooooove the pics.
    Come on, Emily. You know you "tryna" holla at that. He own his own lil' business!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Heehee. I LOVE the pic with his 'fan' of $20's.

    BWAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! I didn't notice that the first time I looked and then I looked again and just about died!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Now, I'm hooked, I can't wait to tryna holla back at him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Come on, Emily. You know you "tryna" holla at that. He own his own lil' business!!

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "Looking for some1 older or any age"
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    I am not sure what made me hotter, the stack o' bills or the man boobs.

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    Nice, check out this dude's pricing. http://sandiego.craigslist.org/m4w/253208947.html

    Craigslist personals... A wonderful way to spend a fun-filled evening... laughing my ass off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Craigslist personals... A wonderful way to spend a fun-filled evening... laughing my ass off!
    Amen to that! lol
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    oh yeah, the johns on there are hella cheap

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    $500-$1000 per MONTH?! Ahahahaha...


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    pretty desperate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Heehee. I LOVE the pic with his 'fan' of $20's.
    Oh my..the pic of him holding cash didnt make you want him??? You LIE!!! (ok...I just got back from a christmas party and I'm trashed, but this is still pretty funny!!)
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
    -- Anna Nicole Smith

    Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
    http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)

    http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)


    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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    I didn't even notice the "fan" at first, went back to see it... hey! at last he's got money, not like mr 500$ a month!
    wtf?

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    Oh my I just peed laughing.
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    Maria Callas said it best: "When my critics stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."

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    I's jus' tryna stop laughin' at homeboy wit da fanna 20's. Yaa'ah mean?

    I's gots ta get homie's digits. Gots to give that fine thang a holla. Imagine those fine hands rubbin yo ass. Dayum.Word.
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    Oh my, $500-$1,000/month? LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    Oh my, $500-$1,000/month? LMFAO!
    I wonder what this gf figure would have to do/look like to be at the top of his price range.....

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    OK..I HAD to send an email just to see the response.....

    " BE NUDE ANSWER PHONES THE FIRST FACE THEY SEE WHEN THEY WALK INTO OUR OFFICE IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND A PHOTO ALONG WITH CONTACT NUMBER. 2 K PER WEEK CASH NUDE RECEPTIONIST PLEASE BE OPEN MINDED SPONTANEOUS NOT AFRAID OF A SEXUAL ENVIRONMENT AS IT IS AN ADULT FILM COMPANY. "


    I told him I had no receptionist experience ...so what would I be doing....lol....heres the response....dear lord...

    "answering phones nudity able to be in a highly sexual atmosphere and able to be and dress sexy alot of nudity and at times work in sexy clothing, bra and panties and maybe sex depends on how well you fit in. we will train you on everything just come in for an interview 2morrow around 9am to the address"

    and maybe some sex....

    Could NOT stop laughing....
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
    -- Anna Nicole Smith

    Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
    http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)

    http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)


    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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    ^ Wow. Reading that made me feel drunk, hahahahaha!

    "and maybe sex depends on how well you fit in"

    What kind of scam are they trying to pull?
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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