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    Default Happy Birthday Jesu- I mean MASTRIDONICUS!

    Sorry, I get you two guys confused all the time.

    Have the best birthday EVER, Mast! Hope you get a lot more than frankincense in your, uh, stocking this year!

    P.S. I know it's technically still Birthday Eve, but I just couldn't resist being first in line to give you your annual spanking.
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    Happy Birthday Mast!!

    *tackles and gives a huge hug*
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    oooh, let me join in on the spanking too!

    it's easy to get confused. i get on my knees infront of mast all the time too! :o

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    Happy Birthday Masty!

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    Oh Mast my lover boy!! Happy birthday to the most special bestest sexer uper ever

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    Awww crap! I'm sorry, Bro.. We were at the In-Laws' all day so I didn't get to start the thread! It's okay though, Rose picked it up! Weeee!

    I hope you have a most excellent Birthday. You're the best and stuff--so you deserve it.

    *muah*

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    Happy Birthday Mast!!
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    I hope you have the best birthday ever!!!

    Happy, happy birthday!!!!!

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    Have fun! I was wondering what all the fuss was about.

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    Hey Mast, Happy Birthday! Since the celebration has started up early here, we'll keep it going while you rush out to your regular club and leap into the arms of all your fave dancers. They should keep you busy for about 12 hours. My guess is that they'll release you around noon tomorrow and we'll send a limo around to pick up what's left of you.

    Anyway, entirely in your honor, and to keep the intergalactic force balanced, I'll do the same thing here. Girls who have to work on Christmas Eve deserve something special, don't you think?

    Sidebar: My accountant had a messenger deliver $2,000 in cash to me on Friday and he grumbled, "Why don't you pay for your Christmas presents with your credit cards like everybody else?" "Well," I replied, "I do. You should know that." He grunted, "I can never decipher all those cryptic company names where you drop all that money. But I know what's going on, we've had THIS discussion before." Gotta have a good accountant.

    Anyway, the lesson here is that you have to prepare for trips like this a bit in advance.

    Here's hoping that you have an insanely great night and an even better day tomorrow (lots of VitaminWater before you crash, ok?)

    Happy Birthday!

    -TOO

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    Happy birthday Mast!






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    Party hardy..Mast.

    Will be anticipating the main event(story)

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    happy birthday!

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    Happy Birthday!!

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    Happy Birthday!



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    Happy Birthday, baby!!
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    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear MASTRIDONICUS!
    Happy Birthday to you.

    Happy Birthday big guy. *wink*



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    Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birth day,Mast!!!It's your turn to party now!

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    I'm sure I don't need to tell you to have fun. You will have a good time, spreading your own brand of Christmas cheer. Happy Birthday!!!
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    I totally knew that....

    wow. I suck.
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    Happy birthday sweety.
    Really. Going to make good on that thing we talked about.


    bwuh ha hahahaha ha ha ha!

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    Happy Birthday!!!!

    (I've always found it funny when people have their bday on a holiday.... I hate mine, b/c I don't seem to get enough presents..... I hope you do!)

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    Happy Birthday Mas!!!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Mast-thanks for all your great advice!

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