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    I could *snicker* say so much right now *snicker*. I think you have lost your head too. Please no more white wife beaters...you could wear that shirt in your first pic instead.

    I think I have a likeness for Nerdy now in this form:
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    OMG Nerdy, what did you DO?!

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    hehehe... you're just barely above the donald now. And that's sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    OMG Nerdy, what did you DO?!
    i cracked

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    Creepy!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by danijamesxxx View Post
    Creepy!
    ohh....is it really that bad?

    none of you think its kinda hot, not even "ok"?

    are you saying im creepy? hahaha

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    Well, it doesn't look "good"

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    You should just get the center part mohawk cut down to a buzzcut level with the rest of it...actually, go to a salon to get it professionally cut. I've actually seen a lot worse in the way of haircuts...

    LOL he's a little Nerdy-esque story about bad haircuts!

    I think I told you all about Ed Gill, aka the guy who tries real hard to be the World's Biggest Slut...he's the grieving younger brother of my now-deceased ex. Anyways, Ed Gill was hanging out with his friend A--m one day in town, was really stoned(he smokes a lotta pot; thankfully he doesn't do much more than that!), and somehow let A--m give him a haircut! A--m messed it all up, cutting it uneven in the front! It looked like Ed had gotten into a brawl with the vicious neighborhood dog!! Plus, it made Ed look like a little kid...Ed has a very young-looking face LOL. So then a few days later on the weekend, I happen to stop by my old hometown(from college) with my buddy Latoya. We walk into the glassware/bong shop that Ed worked at, and right off the bat, we started making fun of each other as always, trying our best to criticize the other. "What's with the weird hair!" I exclaimed, and then Ed whined, "Stooooop. I don't wanna talk about it wahhhhhh."

    Then Ed perked up and said, "By the way, Matt Callan is looking for you."(a kid I was getting in a fight with)..."He wants to get with you." I was like "WTF? But I wanna pound the kid!" So I started talking all this stuff about what a little ho Matt is, and Ed started saying that I was a slut too. So what do I do? I reach across the glass countertop, slap Ed in the face, and suddenly outta nowhere "SPLOOOOOOOGE!" and Ed SPIT all over me! Ew his spit was white like cum, too!(wonder what he was doing with Matt in the backroom right before I arrived? lol) So I clawed at his T-shirt, leaving a few little rip marks on it, then spitted right back at Ed! Meanwhile, Ed's coworker friends and my friend Latoya were in silent shock!! They kept looking at us with these disturbed looks, as if to say, "Ed, that is no way to treat a pretty girl. And Phillydancer1982, that is no way to act like a lady." Hahahahahahaha!

    So Nerdy, the moral of this insanely stupid story is(I was really bored tonight!), sometimes homemade haircuts can get you in a few fights with girls. Just wanted to share Ed's experiences with you.

    PS -- Me and Ed are cool now. We got over our little rivalry a few years ago, and what's funny is, we actually have a lot in common and we are friends. Although I think Ed's girlfriend kinda like-likes me! LOL oh the drama...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy View Post
    ohh....is it really that bad?

    none of you think its kinda hot, not even "ok"?
    OH god yes. Im sorry but it looks like you got in a fight with a blind monkey who just gave you that "haircut" - if thats what you call it. I say sue the bastard!
    you live like an ivy vine
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    nerdy, did you just give a forum of strippers two tickets to the 'gun show'?

    *snickers*

    i'm having screech visions again. you are BANNED from doing your own mohawks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    nerdy, did you just give a forum of strippers two tickets to the 'gun show'?

    *snickers*

    i'm having screech visions again. you are BANNED from doing your own mohawks.
    tickets are lmited, but theres always plenty for you girls

    is screech really such a bad guy? haha

    i did it myself, yes....but it looks better when its geled and pushed together, i just got back from the bar and i got a few compliments on it...im not sure how sincere they were though

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    you can't trust anyone who wants to take you to the closet. they will say anything to give you more lesions.

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    I am becoming strangely attracted to this guy.




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    ^^ That is strange. This seems like a trainwreck to me. Argh

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    yah but trainwrecks end up being great threads! so im an advocate of those things

    it helps me pass time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oulala View Post
    ^^ That is strange. This seems like a trainwreck to me. Argh
    I was being sarcastic...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Lee View Post
    I was being sarcastic...
    Thank god! LOL I almost thought you were serious. This thread truly is a trainwreck. Its a mouth-dropping-multiple-thread-checking-omgwtf thread.
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    Lola Lee I am so relieved. LOL.

    And yes, trainwrecks are wonderful... This one just keeps getting worse and worse. This one sounds to me like something me and my kiddie friends would do in junior high computer class when we all got bored. Like hey why don't we steal this guy's myspace pics and make up retarded/gross/whatever stories to go with them...

    or maybe he's just shameless

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Thank god! LOL I almost thought you were serious. This thread truly is a trainwreck. Its a mouth-dropping-multiple-thread-checking-omgwtf thread.
    Is that not the truth! Like, you know crack rock is bad and you feel sooo guilty afterwards but how can you resist!?
    Last edited by Lola Lee; 01-13-2007 at 04:43 AM. Reason: me being sarcastic again....sorry I am in rare form these days...




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    LOL yeah I think this thread is hilarious!! LolaLee and Tiger's Milk summed it up nicely.

    Gee, I wonder if this thread will last as long as Beautiful Woman's asinine thread about how "strippers cannot be feminists"? That thread lasted a whole 65 pages! And then Pryce ended it by closing it, and saying "Please tune in next week for our next discussion "Earth: round or flat?". LOL I cracked up when I read what Pryce wrote!

    Do you guys remember Beautiful Woman? She wasn't that pretty, kinda plain and with bug eyes. She was annoying as hell! Ew why would she even post her pic as her avatar?...so that we could recognize her in a crowd one day after she blatantly flamed dancers online?(confused)

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    Nerdy, I feel the pain of trying to give yourself a haircut and having it turn out badly, I really do. So, in the nicest way possible, I need to break it to you that right now, well, you kind of look like you have mange. You know, the bad dog illness that makes their coats fall out in patches? Caused oddly enough, considering earlier parts of this thread, by a parasite, as is ringworm. The only solution to your hair is to buzz it all off. Sad, I know, but sometimes that's the only way. I've been there; it hurts, but the pain will fade and it's just best to get it all over quickly.
    Moving on from the constructive to the unfriendly commentary. Oh. My. God. I can't believe that girl's dad was GAY! That's so, GAY! No wonder she gave you a blow job, her dad probably gives blow jobs too. In fact, maybe she caught gay from her dad! And gave it to you! No wonder you were creeped out. Back to Planned Parenthood you go - time for another test. You know they can test for that too, right? It's a little more expensive, but totally worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minette View Post
    Oh. My. God. I can't believe that girl's dad was GAY! That's so, GAY! No wonder she gave you a blow job, her dad probably gives blow jobs too. In fact, maybe she caught gay from her dad! And gave it to you! No wonder you were creeped out. Back to Planned Parenthood you go - time for another test. You know they can test for that too, right? It's a little more expensive, but totally worth it.
    Hahahahaha. That was awesome. Minette, you rule, unlike Nerdy, who made me tear up all over again with his stupid haircut. I'm not usually such a masochist. I don't know why I keep coming back to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Hahahahaha. That was awesome. Minette, you rule, unlike Nerdy, who made me tear up all over again with his stupid haircut. I'm not usually such a masochist. I don't know why I keep coming back to this thread.
    Why, thankee! But, seriously, it's a major health concerns these days, spreading like wildfire. That's why it's so important to get tested often, particularly since it's curable if caught early. It may be too late for me, but that doesn't mean I can't help educate others.

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    Yeah that haircut is bad. This thread is pretty entertaining. I could have done without the gross McDs stuff though.

    All of the I'm cute but no one likes me even though chicks throw themselves at me stuff is totally unattractive. I know somebody like that & that's his major turn off. That & the way he thinks that the fact that he doesn't litter is a major turn on.

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    The avatar with the headshot and the red arrow? I thought homeboy'd been attacked by indians or some shit.



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